(most of) You DO NOT BELONG here, go to /soc/, reddit, facebook

>>38750828
1,3,4,6,7,10,12,14,15,19,20 OK

51% checked

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>tfw almost all of these apply to me
I'm not a very good human being.

>>38750869
>>38750885
So glad there is real Robots still around :)

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14, 17, 18, 19, 20
Used to be 12 but therapy has helped
16 if hyper loli futa counts as sick
So ~75% here

What do I win?

>>38750869
This is why we need accounts. Chad here pretending to be a robot with muh requirements

>nihilistic

Does it count if I think there's no meaning of life and everything doesn't matter but don't really care about and have no problem accepting this?

>>38750828
If you are the one who gets to decide who belongs here, why don't you just ban everyone who doesn't meet your criteria?

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Only about 5 of these apply to me on a regular basis. How mad are you right now?

>>38751021
The end of that statement makes it nihilism. Embracing nature above society/human morale

>>38750828
75%
oregenogami

1,4,7,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,20

Looks like I check out

ay man this board is dead move on to infinite r9k

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>>38750828
3,4,6,7,8,9,11,12,14,15,15,17,18,19
Cheked and now i feel crippling anxiety

5,7,8,9,10,12,14,16,17,18,20

t. decrepit old non-virgin
Thanks for accepting me so graciously, bro.

>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
yes

>2>Mom was a monster
yes

>3>Virgin
yes

>4>Depressed
yes

>5>NEET
yes

>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
yes

>7>Socially shut in
yes

>8>Nihilistic
no

>9>Constantly idling
yes

>10>Misogynist
yes

>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
yes, im delusional over lots of things, i dont even think normies are human beings, i think they are npc's

>12>Self loathing
yes

>13>Very poor self hygiene
yes

>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
yes

1>5>Ugly or average looking at best
yes

>16>Into sick porn
no

>17>Crippling laziness
yes

>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
yes

>19>Absolutely no gf EVER
yes

>20>No real friends
no, i have one. helps me a lot mentally tb.h

17/20. guess that means im a robot

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1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
Not 15 but thats probably 11
16
17
18
19
20

And i told my oneitis of 1 year to never message me again since she had a bf and it was killing me.

>>38750828
>1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 17, 19, 20
I guess I'm in boys

>>38750828
20, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3

Looks like I can stay :)

>>38750828
>virgin
>depressed
>recurrent sucidial thoughts
>socially shut-in
>constantly idling
>misogynist
>delusional
>self loathing
>social anxiety
>into sick porn
>crippling laziness
>absolutely no gf ever
Can I stay?

there are world on a string frat boy chads here--
a lot of them, actually-- and it enrages me.

>>38750828
tfw totally belong here with 14/20

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>>38750828
frig off nigger faggot

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90% at age 18, feels bad man

>>38750828

>51% quota

Fuck off normie "cyborg". Even 80% is most likely a failed normie.

>>38750828
Make me leave you fucking nigger bitch.

>>38750828
>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
No, not really. Picked on a bit but not too bad
>2>Mom was a monster
We got along, but she isn't the best human
>3>Virgin
Nah
>4>Depressed
Yeah. But you'll tell me I'm not or I'm faking for attention.
>5>NEET
No.
>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
Not lately.
>7>Socially shut in
No.
>8>Nihilistic
Graduated to existentialism recently.
>9>Constantly idling
I don't know exactly what this means, so I'm gonna go with no
>10>Misogynist
Maybe a bit
>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
Does a delusional person know they're delusional?
>12>Self loathing
Not lately
>13>Very poor self hygiene
I was doing better about this but fell off the wagon
>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
Yes
>15>Ugly or average looking at best
I get told I'm hot often
>16>Into sick porn
Yeah
>17>Crippling laziness
It is severe, probably is crippling
>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
No
>19>Absolutely no gf EVER
No
>20>No real friends
No

If I don't belong, why can I not leave no matter how hard I try?

>>38750828
16/20. Not feeling very proud of this accomplishment.

>>38750828
Checks out
I am not a robot, more cyborg

3 depends if hookers count
6 once a year
7 mostly
9 yes
14 mostly
15 average i would say
20 no REAL friends

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>>38750828
>1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19
Why did you have to remind me, OP?

>>38750828
>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
>3>Virgin
>4>Depressed
>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
>7>Socially shut in
>8>Nihilistic
>9>Constantly idling
>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
>12>Self loathing
>13>Very poor self hygiene
>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
>15>Ugly or average looking at best
>17>Crippling laziness
>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
>19>Absolutely no gf EVER

Lucky me...

>>38750828
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 (maybe, I guess that depends how you define sick), 17, 18, 19

I'm just here to make fun of you to be honest.

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>>38750828
1
2
5
6
7
10
13
14
15
16
17
Wuz worried n shieeet.

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>>38750828
>tfw 18/20
It's terminal isn't it?

>>38750828
>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
Yep.
>Mom was a monster
Yep.
>Virgin
Nope.
>Depressed
Very.
>NEET
Yuh-huh!
>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
Bingo.
>Socially shut in
Quite.
>Nihilistic
I... guess?
>Constantly idling
Yep.
>Misogynist
Not anymore.
>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
Oh yes.
>Self loathing
Very much so.
>Very poor self hygiene
As of late.
>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
Sometimes.
>Ugly or average looking at best
Sadly not.
>Into sick porn
Nadda.
>Crippling laziness
Yeah.
>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
$460/mo. SSI.
>Absolutely no gf EVER
I nearly got married to my childhood friend at age nineteen.
>No real friends
Just one.

>>38750828

1> Yes, bullies.
2> No, she was lovely.
3> Yes.
4> Not sure.
5> Yes, 3 years.
6> Possibly. I have thought about it.
7> Completely.
8> Maybe.
9> Yes.
10> No.
11> No. I'm very much self aware of my situation.
12> Yes.
13> No, I keep myself in top form even though I only ever see myself.
14> Cripplingly so.
15> I don't consider myself ugly.
16> Don't watch porn.
17> Hopelessness.
18> Yes. I live with my parents.
19> I have never tried to get one.
20> I have never had a friend before.

The only qualification you need to be here is an internet connection.

But I'm going to be NEET soon so that's why I'm here

I use Facebook more but I come here sometimes to release some of the pent up autism. Being a normie is hard work.

>>38750828
>tfw none of these except for maybe 15
What are you going to do about it robofag?

Non robot here. I come here to give relationship and life advice. Stay mad my dudes.

>>38750828
>Nihilistic
You dont know what Nihilism means at all if you think its a robot requirment. A robot wouldnt give a shit about philosophy and just laze around all day with their morals being "life is pointless" and thats it.

>>38751609
Where?

Link? Today?

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>>38750828
1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Well, guess i'm approved. I'm not sure how i feel about this.
By the way, i thought autism, asperger's or some other mental illnesses were a requirement as well.

>>38750828
2,3,4,6,7,8,9,12,14,15,16,17,18,19
Can i join the cool kids club now?
Do i get a 4chan gold pass?

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>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
>Socially shut in
>Constantly idling
>Misogynist
>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
>Self loathing
>Very poor self hygiene
>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
>Ugly or average looking at best
>Into sick porn
>Crippling laziness
>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)

Oh, I still meet the 51% quota. I'm still a robot.
I don't know if I should be happy or not.

>>38753640
Thats pretty sad desu.
/r9k is the last resort for all kinds of robots and if you only have this group left to make fun of then you must be pretty low yourself.
Keep it up at rock bottom it cant get worse.

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>>38750828
>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
check

>2>Mom was a monster
no

>3>Virgin
check

>4>Depressed
check

>5>NEET
check

>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
check

>7>Socially shut in
check

>8>Nihilistic
check


>9>Constantly idling
check

>10>Misogynist
no

>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
no

>12>Self loathing
check

>13>Very poor self hygiene
no

>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
unknown because I rarely interact with people anyway. But when I do, I have trouble looking at them in the eyes while speaking and fidget a lot

>15>Ugly or average looking at best
check

>16>Into sick porn
check, but no cp, loli, animal or other sick inhuman fetishes

>17>Crippling laziness
check

>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
check

>19>Absolutely no gf EVER

check

>20>No real friends
check

So about 80%.

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>>38750828
1, 4, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17
I remain to smugpost another day

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>>38750828
1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
3>Virgin
4>Depressed
6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
7>Socially shut in
8>Nihilistic
9>Constantly idling
11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
12>Self loathing
14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
15>Ugly or average looking at best
16>Into sick porn
17>Crippling laziness
18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
19>Absolutely no gf EVER
20>No real friends

But I kinda still feel like a normie

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>>38750828
I'm just gonna list all numbers that I am

>3
>6
>7
>8
>I don't know what 9 means
>10
>12
>14
>15
>16
>17
>18
>19
>20


65%

I meet the quota, I'm a neet. . . Yay?

>>38754923
Where did I say you were the only group.
But you're right I can't make fun of legitimely sad people. I just come here and try to cheer up some guys sometimes. I don't want to leave to accomodate assholes like OP though.

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>>38750828
>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
Yes, bullies.
>2>Mom was a monster
No
>3>Virgin
Yes
>4>Depressed
Yes
>5>NEET
Yes
>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
Used to
>7>Socially shut in
Yes
>8>Nihilistic
Yes
>9>Constantly idling
Yes
>10>Misogynist
Yes
>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
Yes, mum always tells em how smart I am
>12>Self loathing
Yes
>13>Very poor self hygiene
I wash but still stary smelly
>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
Diognosed with Autism
>15>Ugly or average looking at best
Yes
>16>Into sick porn
Weird porn I guess
>17>Crippling laziness
Can't help it
>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
Yes
>19>Absolutely no gf EVER
Girls think I'm repulsive
>20>No real friends
No

Lmao most of these apply to me and I'm not a robot at all

Kys cuck, sage

>>38750828
>1>Abused as a child (by parents and/or bullies)
Yes, bullies at school saw my autism and make use of it.
>2>Mom was a monster
No, she is very kind to me because she understood my illness.
>3>Virgin
Definitely
4>Depressed
Quite a bit.
>5>NEET
Yes,
>6>Recurrent suicidal thoughts
Sometimes, I still got a little bit of hope.
>7>Socially shut in
Yes, ever since I was a child thanks to the bullies
>8>Nihilistic
A little bit.
>9>Constantly idling
Yes?
>10>Misogynist
Maybe no.
>11>Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
No, but I have fantasies about being chad and such.
>12>Self loathing
Yes, but only my way of living right now and the fact that I'm too much of a pussy to fix it.
>13>Very poor self hygiene
No, because I live between my parent's house and my relatives's, so I have to please them.
>14>Fear, anxiety and lack of self-confidence in social situations
Totally
>15>Ugly or average looking at best
I'd say I'm a 6/10
>16>Into sick porn
No, hentai is the most fucked up porn I watch.
>17>Crippling laziness
Yes.
>18>Parasitic way of life (living of parents, government, or similar)
Yes, NEET and ashamed of it.
>19>Absolutely no gf EVER
Yep
>20>No real friends
Yes, all of my real friends either get bored of me or forget about me.

>>38750828
>1 - Bullied by actual Lesbians for saying something "homophobic" when I was 11 or 12 up until high school graduation.
>2 - I have legitimate mother issues, and get incredibly spiteful in regards to anything relating to her
>4 - Constant thoughts about suicide and being unmotivated and lethargic because wanting to live and actually be productive is for faggots.
>6 - See number 4
>7 - Autistically good at making friends apparently, still introverted and unable to deal with people for a long enough period and actually avoids hanging out with people unless invited.
>8 - I've thought literally everything has been pointless since I was 9.
>9 - Lethargy and being unmotivated are fascinating traits.
>10 - Women still piss me off. So I fap to 2D girls because they're ideal and mostly adorable.
>12 - Every fucking day.
>14 - This ties into being socially shut in.
>16 - I literally cannot fap to regular porn anymore. And tastes in hentai have become pretty /d/eviant.
>17 - Shit GPA in college, and being poorly evaluated at my internship.

Do I belong here?

>>38755089
Then youre doing gods work m8.
Keep /r9k free of scum. I can respect that even if i dont agree with it.

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>>38750828
1, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13, 16, 17, & 18
51%
Although I've had 3 GFs and 21 one night stands. People on this board used to tell me that having sex immediately disqualified you from being a robot. But thanks to your new system, I totally am. Screencapping for posterity, thanks man!
:>)

1,4,5,6,7,8,9,12,14,15,16,17.

I've had it better than most robots. But I do feel at home here.

12 out of 20 desu. wtf, I'm a robot.

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>>38755105
>Lmao most of these apply to me and I'm not a robot at all
>Lmao
>/r9k/
>not a robot at all
>/r9k/
>not a robot
You need to go back. Get the fuck out of my board, you fucking faggot.

>>38750828
Got 18/20

I'll post wherever I want. You can fuck of to wizardchan.

>>38750828
>no grew up without parents option
>no single parent option
>no oneitis option

What did OP mean by this?

>>38750828
2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,19,20

Leave now normans

>>38754815
That is nihilism.

Is anyone actually reading the filled in surveys or just posting theirs in the hope that someone will take an interest in their past?

I got 5 or 6 out of 20 and I'm staying
fuck you

>>38751037
Get out Norman, or be stoned.

>you must meet at least 51% quota continue

So you have to meet 10.2 of these requirements?

What about >sucking at math

>>38750828
hooooooooly fuck!
I literally pass 19/20 easily. Im in university so in not a NEET. wtf I must be the robot overlord!

>>38750828
>2 Mom was a monster
Since when was this a common trait in robots?
>11 Delusional (believes to be super smart, unique, handsome, etc)
How could I know if I qualify for this?

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>>38750828
1: Betrayed a lot, now have major trust issues.

3: Self explanatory

4: Self explanatory

5: Soon going to be in training to be an x ray technician though, so not for long

6: Feel like nobody cares

7: Struggle to strike conversation with anyone

8: Fuck this world

9: But again, not for long

10: Fuck women

11: I usually think I'm really smart

13: Yup

14: Yup

15: Yup, isn't this basically 12 though?

16: Does ENF count?

17: Fuck

>nope
>nope
>yup
>nope, only pathetic faggots are depressed, have some pride, believe in the you that believes in yourself
>of course
>nope, only a pathetic faggot would consider suicide, see above
>yup
>yup
>yup
>yup
>yup
>nope
>yup
>nope
>probably average
>eh I guess
>yup
>yup
>only online stuff, still trying to lose my virginity, it'll happen count on it
>i'd say i have a couple of close friends but all online obviously

In my (correct) opinion, you're not a robot if you're not a full-fledged hikikomori and proud of it, anything short of this is just a failed normie.

>>38750828
Every one except 1 and 2