Media rushes to report that new DNA discovery disproves Biblical

>>38750517
Maybe one day creationism can finally be dis proven. Scientists certainly have a long and difficult road ahead of them trying to prove our magic skydaddy isn't real

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>>38750517
Didn't the ancient Israelis refuse to kill the children when ordered? I thought thats why they had to wander the desert for 40 years.

>>38750614
boy did they learn their lesson

>>38750566
>skydaddy
Here's a fun fact for you, fedora man: nowhere in the Bible does it say heaven is literally in the sky

All of these are probably 20 to 30 year olds who haven't gotten over their parents forcing them to go to church

>>38750928
Or closeted homosexuals/manchildren that shudder at the thought of having to scrape together a measly ounce of self control that any religion demands

>>38750655
Heres a fun fact for you fedora thiest, the joke is it doesnt matter where he is or isnt, the culturally acceptable thing to do is to point to heaven in the sky. Dont be a cuck and stop dodging the point.

>>38750517
>https://evolutionnews.org

Literally a creationist website.

>>38751506
you originally have autism

>>38751541
says he who relies on stormfront for racial statistics he cites

Is this a "Muh Christianity is being discriminated against" type of thread? I like these, always get the juiciest cringe from white Protestants thinking they're victims of serious discrimination.

>>38751582
t. pansexual afro-latinx antifa post-op activist

>be white Protestant
>Athiest sneezes
White Protestant : HOW DARE YOU INFRINGE ON MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO BELIEVE IN CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR?!

yeah the kikes hate god, old news...

>>38751551
Nice counter argument, you sure showed him

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>Liberals
>despise christians because "muh evolution xD" which are usually a bunch of edgy teens revolting against their strict religious parents

>worship islam, who believe literally the exact same as christians, but also think a pedophile is on the same level as jesus

I don't mind atheists, but fuck, a lot of these arguments go from "yay get the christians good job" to "WE MUST DEFEND ISLAM DESPITE IT BEING EVEN MORE BACKWARDS ASS AND REGRESSIVE THAN CHRISTIANITY"
Deus Vult, fuckcunts, your time will come.

>>38751643
>be pansexual afro-latinx antifa post-op activist
>cis white male sneezes
HOW DARE YOU INFRINGE ON MY RIGHT

>>38751699
>Protestant
>Parading around the crusader meme

Fuck off you smelly cunt. Only Catholics have any right to the crusader meme. Also, you're literally making a bunch of strawmen. Literally most athiest hate Islam, most sane liberals hate islam. But it doesn't matter anyways! Its not like Athiest and liberals hate all Christian's. They just hate Protestants. Protestants are truly the shitstain of the western world. Protestant conservativism has been the one thing holding back society for the longest time, it's fucking painful.

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>>38751775
>you cant use this meme only we can!

Holy fuck autism much?

>>38751775
Your idea of progressing society is disgusting and pedophilic, id prefer living in the 1800s.

>>38751810
You don't even know my idea of progressing society.

>>38751685
you can't "argue" against faithfags anyway

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>>38750517
>the Jew lies
Wow what a shock I can't believe that it isn't true.

>>38751805
I mean, it's true. You Protestant bash Catholics so much over the stupidest shit yet use THEIR staple of heroism for your personal gain and memery.

>Be Protestant
>Takes credit for something Catholics did

I never even said I was Catholic. Just know your place you Protestant shit.

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>>38751869
We wuz crusaders an shieet

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>>38751869
I never said I was protestant, either, you dumb cuckold.

>>38751837
Most atheists are pretty bad at arguing, you simply parrot hitchins and dawkins if anything
The former having died an early death of cancer, the latter being a pseudo scholar who strawmans like a madman

>>38751896
It's INCREDIBLY obvious. Protestants seem to bitch over the smallest things and usually overuse the crusader meme so I just figured.

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>>38751885
>Mfw Catholics were historically the true crusaders

>>38750517
Canaanites still exist. One went up to Jesus in the gospel. I don't think that the bible actually says they were wiped out.

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>>38751953
Mfw it really doesn't matter like as if a Mongolian says we wuz the mongols and shieet.

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>>38751934
>Hate protestants
>Get accused of being one because i shitpost on the internet a few too many times.

Anon, I think you're just a bit of a cunt, if i'm being honest.

>>38751699

Get fucked you LARPing faggot. All Abrahamic religions are dogshit. Liberal secularism all the way nigga and no religious zealot or communist faggot is going to stop it

>"Human remains dating to some 3,700 year ago from ancient Canaanites yielded DNA revealing a startling overlap with modern-day Lebanese. The latter thus appear to harbor descendants of the long-ago population."

This is stupid. There is overlap in human DNA with dinosaur DNA does that mean the dinosaurs weren't wiped out? Also you don't have to take it %100 literally, they can still be wiped out if a large number of them died it doesn't have to be every trace of them on the planet. This doesn't prove anything.