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Okay robots, I'm going to try my hand at Tinder, but I'm stuck on the bio. Thus far, I have:
"Student. Aspiring Writer. Friend to animals. Amateur Hiker. e-Penpal to a Nigerian Prince. [Placeholder Noun].
Let's go on a hike or nitpick documentaries together!"
I feel like it's a trainwreck, but I'm not sure what else to do. I was initially going to write "I'm only here because of dismal luck on www.blackpeoplemeet.com" (Not even remotely black), but I'm not overly fond of that.
wat do?
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>>38750508
Wow, that's really bad. I dunno, that's probably the type of shit that roasties and normies think is good, so go for it.
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>>38750508
Hey robots, Im making a tinder profile, but im stuck on the bio, here's what I have so far
>Uninteresting
>Massive Faggot
>Long_walks_on_the_beach.cliche
It reflects you perfectly.unfortunately
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>>38750508
Pretty boring, but ordinary for normie standards.
If you're attractive you'd probably have success.
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>Friend to animals
I kek'd. it's pretty good for normie standards tho, go for it
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I bet OP tries to befriend squirrels at the park like some kind of lunatic
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>>38750508
Be direct in what you're looking for, and don't do any ebin reddit quirky jokes like the Nigerian Prince thing.
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OP is a faggot.
Also bio doesn't matter for shit, they only read it if they already want ur dicc
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>>38750592
Hiking is cliche as Hell, but I live in a state where it's apparently a beloved activity.
>>38750736
I've been feeding a squirrel in my backyard for a while now. It's pretty comfy, senpai.
>>38750747
Spitballing better jokes on Notepad right now, that was just the best I had at the moment. Post-irony doesn't translate well into text, and I can't shout /pol/ memes at girls, though, so I'm comedically hamstrung. With regard to directness, I don't know how well it'll go over if I put "LF qtgf for a committed, serious relationship." Especially in my age bracket.
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I would use these exact words and swap them around to confuse the fuck out of them "aspiring Nigerian Prince, friend to hickers... etc"
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>>38750792
Your profile is far too generic. Instead of saying "friends to animals" say something like "feeding my pet squirrel" in your "things I do for fun/in my spare time". Quirky examples like that work far better than general ones.
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>>38750792
Don't make any of your shitty jokes, it's a sign of weakness and beta-ness.
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>>38750592
have you actually tried a long walk on the beach? Its actually pretty fukkin romantic my dude, you can smell the pussy getting wetter by the second
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