>be me
>26 yr old
>big boy (big boned)
>haven't eaten in 10 minutes, might die
>mummy says tendies won't be ready for another 30 minutes
>REEEEEEEEE.jpeg
>wade big boy bulk through endless field of coke bottles filled with piss and shit
>ohgodthesmell.jpeg
>after the absolute nightmare of abandoning my waifu to go to the kitchen, I finally arrive to see mummy trying to escape
>mummy mummy, where are you going? the tendies, mummy! tendies!
>she starts screaming
>use my big boy strength to grab toy train (I love Thomas the tank engine, if i get enough good boy points i get to watch it) and wack mummy with it
>mummy passes out
>I grab the tendies and start eating, filling my big boy tummy
>suddenly i slip in some shit that leaked from my big boy nappy and fall over, causing an earthquake
>mfw tendies not ready
>mfw mom's spaghetti
>>38750365
How do you shit in a coke bottle
Raw power and determination, my friend.
>>38750467
Gotta have a strong sphincter, push it in and of course scrape the excess off the sides and poke it in. It's easy enough anon, why must you ask such silly questions?
Can we all just ahree that Mom NTR = Best NTR?
Can we all just ahree that Mom NTR = Best NTR?
>>38750528
agree*
>>38750365
Kek post more of this please
What does NTR mean, Anon?
>>38750578
REEEEEEEEE ok fine
>>38750365
Pls post more tendies