does anyone else have a really strong erection pointing upwards

its because your a virgin

>>38750330
yeah anon, sounds like your dick is pretty fucked, you IMMEDIATELY need to put it in some sort of penis straightener. You will feel some pain, and there may be some bleeding, but that's only to be expected. Report to your nearest Penis Inspection Officer in one month

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lol you literally have a virgin boner

That type of erection is more common than you think. It's much more rare to have a cock pointing straight as an arrow than it is to have a strong bend like that. First gf told me that she prefers these bends because it give the illusion of a more girthy dick.

Same, I want to know

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>>38750330
>>38750452
>>38750456

Nah bros it's just you're underage AF.
As you'll grow up ur erections will start to point lower and lower till by adulthood they're mostly 90 degree angled

It's because you were a virgin for too long and now your dick is forever crippled. Even if you lose your virginity

>>38750501
>>38750452
penis revisionism

>>38750501
Your erections are just a lot weaker, if you ask me.

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>>38750530
>>38750543
just look it up kiddies,
also Mods pls ban them all

>>38750590
Don't you read what you post?
>>38750543
Is right. Your erections are just weaker. I'm 25 and still 45' everytime.

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sounds fuckin hot, desu my dick curves downwards anyways and barely reaches a 90 angle
maybe it's because of how heavy it is

>>38750330
mine touches my belly button. I never knew that this was a bad sign of being a perma virgin.

It all makes sense now.

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>erections have always been at 90 degree angle
>found out black men are more likely to have 90+ degree erections

They said BBC was strong, so why are our erections weak?

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>>38750330
tfw it does this (goes upwards), but half of it is bent downwards

I want to die

end my life

now

>>38750590
Nice, this means I am healthy as fuck. My dick points straight up still, at a bellow 30 degree ange to the body and I'm 27. So my biological age is bellow 20 still. Feels nice knowing that I will live past 100.

>>38751884
Nope been sexting a girl since Last week.
We already met and gave each other our Facebooks.

Wants to fuck this week.

I'm 18
She 17

i have the exact opposite problem; my dick wont go completely straight, its just curves down.

is this ED? im only 21

anyone elses dick curve to the left from jacking off too much?

I thought everyone did desu