What is the most painless way to kill yourself on a budget? Bonus

How would I know if I never killed myself before?

>>38748597
Helium or N2O if done right.
Pentobarbital is the premium choice but hard to get by unless you are a vet or executioner.

>>38748597
rat poison (potassium)

chug down a cup of soy sauce

Shoot yourself with a gun attached to a helium balloon. After the deed is done the gun will fly away

>>38748597
By dying of old age

>>38748677
EXCUSE ME? Oh, wait, yeah, that makes sense. Cool idea, anon! Would need to be rather windy and preferably at night in an alley.

Buy a large bottle of vanilla flavored vodka (inhibits vomiting), and go for a drive in the mountains in winter.

Find some national forest, and drive down some random numbered roads (where the name is NF and a number) until you get stuck.

Then start drinking. Once you are drunk, pick a direction, and start walking, drinking as you go.

When you are tired and need to sleep, find a comfortable snowdrift and go to sleep. Toss the bottle away from your body before you pass out.

You'll never wake up. People die all the time in the mountains when they try to walk out after getting stuck. You just made it a bit easier. Everyone will assume you made a heroic effort to survive, but got turned around, and struggled until the end.

>>38748677
That idea is so fucking retarded that it might actually work

>>38748677
That sounds cute enough to work actually.

>>38748717
Damn

Oskqmsk

>>38748677
you'd need a lot of balloons, or one of those big ass weather balloons

study mechanical engineering
use a device and make it seem like it failed due to poor manufacturing resulting in your death
get life insurance too just in case your lawsuit doesn't pan out
have your family/beneficiaries become rich

>>38748597
"Try" to bench press 500 lbs without a spotter at a 24/7 gym at 4 am. Drop it on your throat, it should crush your trachea and maybe break your spinal cord.

>>38748717
This is beautifuI, anon.

>>38748717
I miss Valfar

>>38748627
pain is a thing. things, in general, can be measured

>>38749075
>suicide
>cute

Nice oldfagging/10

>>38750613
Pain is impossibly hard to measure objectively. Stop being a retarded child.

>>38748717
Does it have to be vanilla or does that have some property that stops you from vomiting?

>>38750651
Listen sunno.

No one said anything about objectivity.
Pain is 2 types of a neurochemical signal going through specific neurons ending up at this thing called a "gate neuron"

You can stick fucking electrodes into these neurons and gas rats all day to discover if they feel pain.

An objective measurement of pain is impossible because pain is a FEEL and my will to live is a KILL

But you would be able to measure IF the rat felt pain.