Why do women have such childish tastes?

Fuck you and your fancy food

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>>38746255
STOP!!! NORMIE!!!

>>38746255
because she is underage and so are you. now leave

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Wat do i say to get that chocolate pussay

Here's my profile for reference

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>>38746414
I got too excited and forgot to add pic

>>38746255
you're posting this on the designated tendie board

>>38746431
needs a cock carousel in there somewhere

>>38746431
Love it, it's cheeky as fuck.
This is how you get the pussy.

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Here's another, while I wait for a response

>>38746255
>implying you autist arnt the most childish people on earth

>>38746620
keep at it. This is gold.

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>>38746620
Part 2 of this frekled skank

>>38746708
That's bullshit, I've seen girls use tinder and never once have I seen one look at a bio other than to make fun of them

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>>38746708
Part 3 of freckled skank

You're both pretty dumb 2bh.

>>38746708
Should have finished with, so you want this dick bioyotch!.>>38746750

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>>38746750
Part 4
>>38746752
I actually did lol

>>38746779
FUCKING GOLD!!!!
This is how you use tinder.

Part 5.
How should I respond, she has me figured out

Baylee really wanted to help you be less miserable kek, good gal but she doesnt know she is up against ultra robot autism

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Part 5.
How should I respond, she has me figured out
Forgot pic again

>>38746824
"Teach me to be happy"

>>38746824
"You can make a huge difference in my life, if you just let me blow my chodes load on your abode"

>>38746819
She thinks she can fix me.
Lol stupid roastie

>>38746824
She gave you like 3x more chances than you deserved but you blew it. You just using tinder to dick around or do you expect a hookup? Move on to the next one anyways

>>38746819
>I hate fun the post
>I think these women will change me the post.
You know change comes from within...right?
Tinder is just for getting your dick wet.
Swipe right and say,
"Ayyy baby you wan sum fuck?"
"I can be over in 10."

>>38746876
I'm looking to hate fuck a roastie
Even though I know I'll get nervous and won't be able to maintain and erection, like Everytime I attempt sex

>>38746824
Don't listen to this faggot.>>38746876

That shit was funny. Tinder is just for hooking up and fucking fat bitches for fun.

>>38746930
get some viagra.
And, you know it's much easier than you think to bust a nut on those sluts front butts right?

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>>38746849
>>38746862
Kek ok I done and did it

>>38746963
Idk where to get Viagra.
Maybe Xanax will help my nerves

>>38746750
>muh peace and loveee :)))
Fuck I hate people

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>>38746969
Why is bailey so nice.
I want to marry this girl now

>>38746824
Dude apoligize and just say you were joking

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>>38747011
OMG wtf I spoke to soon. I hate bailey now

>>38746431
seen u b4 u damn normie
come back when u get a gf for reals

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Halp me respondo

Why is her name spelled so retardedly?

>>38747085
"no you can't, are you dense?"

>>38747085
Tell her she's a fat pig and you want to cum up her short piggy snout

>>38747085
"Busting a nut on a sluts front butt, is the meaning of happiness though."
"Martain Luther King said so, and he was like, president and shieet."

>>38747105
Yt trash

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Here's another tinder hoe.
I'm awaiting response

>>38747085
Spare me the armchair psychology you wanna meet or not?

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>>38747085
>>38747125
I kinda went off and did my own mlk thing

>>38747166
Be nice this time.
She seems chill.
Feel it out until it's obvious that she's just a hoe.

>>38747224
She responded quicker than I expected

>>38747166
Yuck, she's ugly. Glad you're going off on her. Some of the other ones you're getting are cute though

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>>38747248
Also she deleted everything about herself on her bio

>>38746403
>likes frank ocean
what's it like being a pretentious faggot?

>>38746255
>feed you sushi then slap your ass
lol, stealing pick up line from a different robot. did that other robot who had a date after starting with that line ever update us?

>>38747268
Lol it's a good line that's why I use it. It usually triggers roasties when I is it's. Works for Chad though

>>38747261
"Letting me bust a nut on that front butt son."

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>>38747278
Kek you win, son

>>38747268
Tbh that line works.
Tinder is just for hooking up.
My fave is.
"Baby let's fuck and order some Chinese take out."
" I got the entire series of X-files. We fuggin in style."

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>>38747286
I think she's a racist guys

>>38747321
this is fucking gold
more breads like this pls

>>38747321
Look, I get it.
You're low on some vitamin D.
Lucky for you my peckers got tons.
I'm like sunny D.
You gonna get some vitamin D.
Or some mix mash of it.

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>>38747321
Lol kek.
Only normies use the word tool

>having the confidence to talk to women like this, even through text
CHAD GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Why bother with Tinder if you already know the chances of finding a mature-minded partner on there are so slim?

>>38747085
Say

I want to know what love is..
And I want you to shoooooooow me

>>38747355
Nicely written thanks anon

>>38747358
"I can pretend to be happy while we fuck, if that makes you feel better"

>>38747358
"Nahh I'm just fucking with ya mild duds. You wanna get some Chinese take out and watch X-files?"

>>38747358
Jesus this slut seems so empty headed and boring no wonder she's loose. Literally nothing to offer but her holes

>>38747126
Ahe ain't nothin but a slam piggy!

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>>38747371
>>38747355

Kek I posted it thanks

>>38746708
>should of
How does it feel to be the stupidest person in that conversation?

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Euro waking up reporting in. I fucking hate Baylee. She is the kind of basic bitch naive white whore that would stand at the train station and clap and cheer for literal child murdering low life human garbage as if they were some kind of rock stars.

>>38747417
What's wrong with "should of"

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Lol vitamin fucking C.
Why is she talking to me though?

>>38747451
'should have' nigga

>>38747468
That's actually good to know.
I should have gone to school more.
Thanks

>>38747451
Seriously, how does it feel, in a conversation with that basic chick, to be the less intelligent human?

>>38747468
should of what?

>>38747465
she's also got a fake picture on her account and looking for people to troll

>>38747465

Say this:

You probably can. But it's not about finding someone. It's about experiencing sweet sexual release and sensual pleasure. Let me make you orgasm baby girl

>>38747486
OMG I didn't use correct Grammer on tinder.wtf wtf omg

>>38747465
>why is she talking to me
Because it's fun.
>the response.
But will they buy Chinese take out and eat that booty hole while you watch my blue ray of X-Files?
I think not Sir!

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Okay enough of baylee.
This fat mexi slut got back with me

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>>38747518
Kek okay done anon

wow. an actual tinder non chad brag thread i am losing my sides. pls keep up the good work op

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>>38747530
Part 2 of fat mexi

>>38747583
"You wanna Talk about it and get some Chinese take out."

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Baylee responded.
She just wants love. Lol

>>38747644
Not just some cocksleeve, Baylee the cocksleeve.

>>38747644
That's neet, I'll be here keeping you warm until you find that person.
Now let's get some Chinese food milk duds.

>>38747644
Lol this chick wants you so bad but can't admit it to herself. She's just trying to tame the "bad boy" and put power into her favor.

>>38747659
holy shit this pls

>>38747676
>>38747644
She fucked probably a million guys, though.

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>>38747659
>>38747671
>>38747676
OMG I love milk duds now

>>38747695
Milk duds 2

>>38746255
I feel offended that you didn't say "We'll have some Mac & Cheese then I can mac on that ass"

>>38747715
This is why he didn't get a response.

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Milk duds part 2.
Op is too drunk to include pictures first time

>>38746708
Holy fuck I hate women so goddamn much. They're so dense and egotistical it doesn't even dawn on her that bio is 100% serious and correct. Makes you think, too bad women can't.

>>38747728
Kk,
Well, if you're every hungry foe some ching chong chow and X-Files, you know where to look suga titties.
I'll just take my ping ling chow, to a cooler gal.

>>38747728
Call her Baileys. It's like milk duds but with alcohol.

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Ok I'll be back in 20 minutes. I'm gonna go get some beer.
I'll post her response when I get back.
She wants to go out I think

>>38747530
>Idaho

Holy shit if you live there you are one lucky fuck

>>38747779
"I only buy Sushi for people who marathon X-Files"
"From season 1, nigga. I'm not sure your cool enough for that."

>>38747779
OMG OP, she wants your D. Treating women like shit always works best.

wtf this is really working

are you at least attractive?

>>38746255
Jesus, why are women such bad judges of character

Plot twist baylee is watching the thread

>>38746620
>I'm not a basic white bitch
>>38746824
>I'll pass
>>38747030
>that sad chode isn't getting any action
>>38747358
>I don't have sex with miserable tools
>>38747644
>I want someone that gives a fuck about me and doesn't just see me as a cocksleeve
>OP says he is not that guy
>>38747779
>eh maybe I'll go out with you

Fucking hell lads, OP must have an attractive face

>>38748135
Charisma goes a long way.
But good looks help.

>>38747896
>are you at least attractive?
No. I look like shit

>>38747011
>get depressed sometimes

fucking dumb roastie bitch i hope she dies

>>38748170
Charisma!!!!!
It works.

>>38746255
>Why do women have such childish tastes?

because women are emotional children with tits and you are dumb enough to trust them not to false accuse you of rape. you are trusting a child not to pull the trigger on a false rape and not to ruin your life. good luck protecting yourself from a false rape when only the rich can afford justice when it comes to false rape accusations.

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I'm back, I'm gonna treat her like a Schnauzer now

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OP is gonna make it, guys...

>>38748210
jesus christ, post face op, you must be super chad looking, crimson chin levels

>>38748227
Its all about keeping the person talking.

>>38748210
Nigga you should have said the X-Files shit!
You had one job!
If it works

>>38748227
I look below average, and have the chin of a small child

>>38746255
>then I'll slap your ass then
Fucking ruined it OP. That one extra then will guarantee you won't get laid.

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>>38748270
K xfiles

>>38748292
You're a good talker but don't delude yourself, you're AT LEAST decent looking. You wouldn't get replies in the first place if you were unattractive

>>38748320
>faggot doesn't handle rejection well the post.
You know even chads get turned down right?
You miss every shot you don't take.

>>38747788
Idaho sucks though.
Too many Mexicans, Mormons and thrasy whites

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>>38747779
what the heck, why is she giving u a chance now

women are crazy

>>38748347
You mean basic.

>>38748335
>Too many Mexicans

Better than niggers

Trashy whites are based

>>38748363
It's the X files.
You wouldn't fug a dude for some sushi and X-Files?

>>38748158
>charisma goes a long way
lol no, he wouldnt have even matched if he wasnt attractive

>>38748373
Also we have niggers now.
Boise has the most refugees per capita :)

>>38748333
>"just talk to her bro, it works for me!!"

Thanks for the turbo-normie advice

>>38748380
Hannibal is ugly as fug and gets responses.
No he isn't famous among Normies. Only 4fags know who he is.

Am I the only one who is going to being up that Baylee looks 13?

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>>38748380
>>38748320
I'm not attractive
REEEEEEE

>>38748390
Np milk duds.
You got a sister?
I'll break her in for you.

>>38748382
sauce?

And for the record so did VT, MT, NH and ME so really there's no escape.

>>38748377
I would watch Xfiles with OP, and probably eat his sushi, but no homo.

>>38748408
>OP is bird man.
IT'S THE CHARISMA!!!

>>38748408
Thanks for proving my point. You're attractive

>>38748408
is this actually you? this picture has been around about year and im pretty sure it still said 22

>>38748422
You say thar now...but...

>>38748441
>attractive
>literally looks like a chicken twig.
Okay reddit. Keep on keeping.

>>38748420
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.ktvb.com/amp//news/local/more-syrian-refugees-in-boise-than-nyc-and-la-combined/312674885
>http://nwpr.org/post/idaho-ranks-among-states-most-welcoming-refugees
>http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/12/06/just-10-states-resettled-more-than-half-of-recent-refugees-to-u-s/ft_16-12-02_usrefugees_percapita/

>>38748292
Has Baylee responded? You know she's tempted to say yes but her rational mind says no

>>38748450
Yes. It is me.
I posted this bio in december, so it's been around a while

>>38748485
Fuck.....still there's no escaping it anywhere. Idaho should stick to it's based roots and give these invaders the boot.

>>38748438
>bird man
The nigger rapper or the movie?

>>38748408
>Gary

What a beta name

>>38748515
She has not responded, I will update as soon as she does

>>38748408
only thing u dont have is a chin
besides that u are a chad

>>38748579
Should I just get a chin implant?

>>38748579
Well and a non-trashy personality. I mean come on...a fucking forearm tattoo?

>>38748649
Pls no bully me ok anon

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>>38748545
>Gary
>Beta

How often do people get murdered using these dating apps?

>>38748697
Probably should happen more often

Oh fuck.
I think I have a date with the Mac n cheese bitch now.

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>>38748783
Forgot pic again. Idk why

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>tfw ywn eat Bailey's butthole while she watches X-files
feelsbadman

>>38748783
pls no. Why did you even swipe right, for fuck's sake? You a big fan of her Monster's University hat or something?

>>38748783
Just pump and dump her. When she cries say your heart belongs to Milk Dud.

>>38748820
No Mac n cheese is different girl.
MU at was a fat beaner.
This is Mac n cheese

>>38748801
>Who has the best mac n' cheese in town?
>Panera
>Alright, it's a date!

God damn r9k...

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>>38748840
Forgot pic again. I'm gonna stop drinking king for a bit

>>38748840
Damn. OP has too many chicks for me to keep track of. This is my excuse why tinder didn't work for me.

>>38746824
>me fucking you
she have to be a Shemale now its clear

>>38748840
dude I'm actually impressed with how you're chatting these girls up. You make it seem simple. Milk duds is prime waifu material. Get some.

>>38748864
See OP? You're contributing to the virginity of the new generation. Are you happy with yourself?

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Pls say yes Josie

>>38748520
Idaho has about as many guns as it does highschool graduates so it's not like anyone's even worried.

>>38748881
I am the Virgin maker

>>38748881
There's no hope for me anon. I'm on my way to wizardry. OP is simply contributing to the lulz.

>>38748864
>I'll bring the condoms and the hot sauce.

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>>38748888
I seriously don't get why you people sabotage yourself like this. If you're doing to try and make us laugh then you're hopelessly pathetic. We won't remember you in a week. You could actually find a nice girl and have a great relationship together but you ruin it because it will make some losers that you don't even know laugh a little.

>>38748924
what's wrong with that. OP is on another level of PUA.

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"Hop on it"
help me with response.
Something like "only if you hop on my dick"

>>38748888
What do you do for pictures? I'm the most unphotogenic person ever. I'm not bad looking at any means but I just have this irrational hate towards pictures. Which is partially the reason I haven't had a facebook or any real social media for 8 years.

I don't feel like asking my friends to take pictures of me because it would weird them out. On top of the fact that most of the pictures that are taken of me are taken during my gym time when I'm training BJJ or Muay Thai which means my face is bruised up.

>>38748959
>but you ruin it because it will make some losers that you don't even know laugh a little.
Most of all it makes me laugh. These autistic are my only friends, that's why I do it.
You just wouldn't understand, normie.

>>38748959
I disagree. This thread is great. I'll forever remember Milk Duds. Are you a girl getting upset at OP for trolling these tinder thots?

>>38748975
>Something like "only if you hop on my dick"
How about

"only if you hop on my dick"

>>38748959
its all for the attention of it
people here are lonely and its an easy them to break a gurls heart

>>38748959
he's not going to find a nice girl that he will have a great relationship with on fucking tinder

>>38748975
>lewiston having anything but a crippling meth habit fueled by the third world city state of clarkston next door

I didn't expect to have a giggle today and here I am having one.

>>38748988
Take more pictures. Then you have more pictures to choose from.

>>38748975
That's where you're wrong. You're the one gonna be hopping on if you catch my drift.

>>38748975
I just use my one picture I posted earlier of me making creme brulee.
I haven't tried it with more then that one pic.
I hate pictures of me

>>38748999
>These autistic are my only friends
I love you too, OP :*

>>38748959
shut up roastie originally

>>38748988
Sorry I was drunk and responded to myself.
I just use my one picture I posted earlier of me making creme brulee.
I haven't tried it with more then that one pic.
I hate pictures of me

>>38749034
Chicks dig dudes who cook. It's science. Pussy Science.

>>38748999
>it makes me laugh to sabotage my future and any hope of being truly happy
wow dude you're so cool you'll fit right in
>>38749009
No you won't
>>38749016
I know several people who are and have been in long lasting relationships with people they've met from tinder.
>>38749038
I'm a dude

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Kek here is response
Thanks for anon

>>38749071
>it makes me laugh to sabotage my future and any hope of being truly happy
These roastie whores arnt my future though.
They are degenerate attention whores

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>>38749076
HE ACTUALLY DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>38749106
>>38749076
Quick what do I do

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>>38746255
>liking certain food makes you childish.
Wlw got the noggin joggin

>>38749118
Dieseased vaginas turn me on

>>38749118
>why do you think i was talking about them so much?

>>38749118
Woah. I feel like I've missed some of this conversation.

>>38749118
Let's make it happen!
Afterwords we can watch X-Files.

>>38749118
no im sorry i only want your pristine pussy

>>38749118
>I father came in one and I came out of it. Like father like son I suppose.

Wish I could follow this thread, but need to get going. That free healthcare for Mouhammad, his two wives and 15 children isn't going to earn itself.

>>38749118
You don't seem like the kind of girl with a diseased vagina.

>>38749147
>>38749118
Say this OP. It's got XFiles.

>>38749118
I didnt see a no in that sentence

>>38749163
>>38749118
This works too.

>>38749118
"yes."

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.38% content)

>>38749118
well im not buying you thai food for nothing

>>38749118
Never question me Audra

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Waiting for response from roastie

>>38749118
Thai food is expensive... But you know the most expensive meal I ever had was?
Pussy.

>>38749225
Shieeeet 2 for 2 lads. Gonna have to try this on my own some time.

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>>38749225
Is this how you get your kicks in your meaningless existence?

I might wanna try chadfishing too then

>>38749238
thats nice keep it up

>>38749238
actually include the psuedo html stuffitystuff

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>>38749259
hell yeah my dude. this shit is hilarious

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I wish I knew before it was this easy to fuck roasties.

>>38749259
Yes, it's fun. But depressing sometimes. But the show must go on.
I'm not Chad though

>>38749323
shit dude you blew it with the last comment, or maybe that was your goal this whole time

shiiit now I'm unironically hungry for sushi, but like milk duds am broke

>>38749335
I know if we actually meet up, I would be awkward and creep her out.
I have to mess it up on purpose to save myself the embarrassment

>>38749323
>Talks to women like men.
>Uses bantz and agressive behavior to win over women
>OMG GUYZ WHY IS THIS WORKING?
Do you know what it means to be a chad?
Because it isn't looks. It's mind set.

>>38749340
It's easy to steal sushi from whole foods. Take it and walk out the door

>>38749345
No, just pretend she's a dude or your bro. But flirty.
You'll be fine.

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Stupid whore is playing hard to get now.

>>38749377
damn... she's hard to get

>>38749348
I learned something new today.
Cool

>>38749377
one of these days you should actually meet up with one of em

>>38749400
Maybe when I get some more xanax

Where milk duds at yo

Gkcj

>>38749377
"Slow your role hoe, ain't no one said nuttin about hanky panky. I just want some X-Files and chill. What ever happens, Happens."
"Ain't no crime to watch good shows."

>>38749377
>but I can't promise that sex is gonna be a thing

You're literally going to get laid or you would have been shut down six messages ago. Good job yo.

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let's see her have a reasonable response to this one

>>38749418
this nigga know whats up. Milk duds is waifu material

>>38749445
>>38749377
This, you're in bro.
Just lock it down.

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>>38746326
Then /r9k/ should be turned on by them. Hooooooo

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>>38749418
>>38749454
Idk pls respond milk duds

>>38748408
fuck off chad
knew you looked something like this

>>38749453
LOCK IT DOWN!
DO IT!
PORK THAT ROAST!

>>38749453
Holy kek. OP this is the single funniest thread I've ever come across, congrats. But for real, meet one sometime. Just treat real life like you do tindr. You're not looking for a gf, you don't have to be yourself. You're in man

>>38749482
Don't get down.
Just message her every now and then.
Work her over for a bit.
See where it goes.
If after a week it goes no where just drop her.
Start the next morning with.
Yo milk Duds, you read the news today?


What's important is that you don't get beny out of shape if it doesn't go anywhere.
Become okay with rejection.

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>>38746403
>Frank ocean
pic related

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She keeps coming back for more, I don't understand.

>>38749506
Only half of this.
You can't be on 24/7.
Just be you, but also be a alpha and lead things. Make descions.
Yo lets go watch planet of the Apes milk Duds!
Yo lets hit up the new bat
Yo come with me to get some Chinese.
Being Alpha is a mind set.

>>38749506
>tindr
>Spelling Tinder like grindr.

GTFO Faggot. Baylee is mine. No BFF for u!

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>>38749521
>Yo milk Duds, you read the news today?
You faggots in this thread are killing my sides rn

>>38749482
she looks fat kys cunt

youre terrible at this

>>38749541
LOCK IT DOWN!
LOCK IT DOWN!
TELL HER ALRIGHT IT'S A DATE SEE YOU THEN!
SET UP LOCATION TAKE INITIATIVE!

>>38749506
I'm gonna take your advice and try it for reals one day.
Maybe I'll record it for /r9k/
>>38749521
K I'll chat up milk duds tomorrow and post a bread

>>38749553
Tbh never used either. But sure Baylee is yours, I want Josie anyways

>>38749541
>pad Thai is nasty anyway

Okay guys, I think this joke has gone too far. I'd really appreciate it if we just shut it down. This does not need to get any nastier.

>>38749572
Love you bro. This shit was hilarious.

>>38749541
Don't push eating off asses too hard, you're sounding like a broken record.

Also she has already accepted the idea of going on a date with you and if she's gotten that far she's willing to fuck you in her mind and is probably running through the different scenarios that might come up during the date. Either they'll commit to the idea or shut you down to waste less of their own time.

>>38749581
Disagree.
Nasty with chicks is what gets you the hymen.>>38749591

>>38749348
just talk to them, it works formeldahide

>>38749594
>>38749541
This,
LOCK IT DOWN
THERE'S AN ART TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP TALKING.
YOU'VE REACHED IT.
LOCK IT DOWN.

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Have I gone too far by telling her she stinks?

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>>38749568

Chill the fuck out, dude.

>>38749619
Yes, I'm hoping you lock it down.
You should have just ended it with alright let's do it this friday boo boo.

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>>38749619
You fucking madman! How do you keep getting away with this??!/?

>>38749619
so you either have no intention of actually meeting up or you are too beta to close the deal

>>38749619
I think at this point she would have jumped off the mile-a-minute flaming train wreck that is your love life, so
>I think ur goot bro!

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Holy fuck it's working.
Why didn't I try being a dick sooner.
I'm still gonna run it though

>>38749695
Up to this point the X-Files and convo will carry you.

Say
"If you need help I'll help you pack"
"But we're watching the first season minimum then.

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>>38749723
She responded already.

>>38749644
Easy. The majority of people, both sexes, only use Tinder for fun. For example, a group of girls will get on Tinder together, one being the active user, and they'll troll men for conversation. They're usually drunk so they sit around laughing at the inane conversation they can procure. Sure, they might be serious, but there's just as much of a chance they are sitting passing their phone around the bar exclaiming, "Is this guy for real?" There's several pages on FB dedicated to conversations women have sent in from social media profiles and dating applications for the public to laugh at. I do wonder how many of those conversations resulted from trolling.

>>38749732
Nigga, get the blu ray.
Or netflix TONIGHT.
YOU ARE IN.
X-Files will carry.

>>38749506
>implying roastie pussy is worth losing wizardry

at least the first two seasons of x-files are actually legitimately great, but 40 min episodes bitch will not be seeing a season's worth

>>38748959
wanna know how i know you're a rostie?

>>38749732
>tfw ywn shittalk your way into a date
Are you actually doing it OP?

>>38749749
>women do what we are doing right now

Czechmate meehsoggynistsss

>>38749474
bugs...... please go easy on the carrots

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FUCK YOU OP I FUCKING HATE YOU YOURE ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A SEMITRUCK ON THE WAY THERE YOU NORMIE FUCK

>>38749777
ur not my mum

>>38749749
So you're telling me that grils troll us too? How will we ever recover?

>>38749759
She'll be throat deep on Op's cock after ep 2.
You only watch some.

>>38749732
do not meet at the restaurant, she needs to be stranded with you

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>>38749732
>The legendary Gary pulls even with his famous tinder bio but I can't even get a match

>>38749771
Not quite checkmate. It's true that they are doing the same thing you are doing right now. However, going back to the FB pages, the women are usually under the idea the man is serious hence why it is funny to them. It's not checkmate since you aren't being serious.

So this is her.
Idk

>>38749796
>wait
aren't we reading into their replies fairly seriously?

like with Milk Duds and her happiness meme?

We assume she is being serious and get some chuccles out of it because we come from a depressive echochamber.

Correct me if I'm wrong

>>38749767
Lol no. I'm back out last minute, like usual.

Holy fuck bros are you saying i should just make a shitty tinder profile and be cunts to women and i'll get dates. fak

>>38749826
Okay, when you put it that way, I guess you're right. I guess you both are equally trolling each other. I didn't think about you taking their responses as serious. I kind of assumed it was all a joke on your end.

>>38749832
You're already there man.she's gonna blow your dick.
Do it!
Get comfortable. Go if nothing else to gain experience.

Should i get a tinder and start with "What's up you cunt?"

>>38749832
Fucker. Just do it, no xanax or nothing. Seriously, just treat it like tinder. Shitpost irl and maybe get laid, or get rejected and don't worry about it because you're just dicking around having fun anyways. All you have to do is make yourself. Once the ball is rolling it's too late to back out and I promise you'll end up surprising yourself and have some fun either way

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So this is her.
What do ya think

>>38749826
Although I thought of a second possibility. She does know what's up. She's being serious in her response because she thinks you are a sad person upset with women as a whole. That would require her to be in the know though. It's hard to say whether or not a woman knows about such things. The majority are surprisingly oblivious to the such parts of the web.

>>38749832
Honestly I'd do it. Sounds like you've made it already man. Don't blow your chance.

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>>38749832
u remind me of myself OP
once in HS i was shitposting this girl on skype so hard, saying that "any boy she would ask would be her boyfriend" and spamming stupid 4chan tier phrases for the lols

she asked me to be her bf

i backed down immediately and changed the subject to other shitpost tier material

god i fucking hate myself

>>38749887
definitely has diseased vagina

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>>38749887
Jesus fucking christ desu

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Kek.
We're gonna watch x-files

>>38749853

Seems we have different views on this thread, cool to note

>>38749887
at least she's moving

>>38749894
Glad I'm not the only one I guess.
We will make it one day anon

>>38749894
Potentially she was trolling you back, Maybe the power of retrospect can convince you not to hate yourshelf.

"Would you like me to sign you up for the list of "Is in boyfriend with me"" I swears it;s a fun"

Maybe she said something like that to shock you outa shitposts?

>where milk duds at doe

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Ok. I think I ruined it.
Thanks God, now I can save myself the embarrassment

>>38749832

>>38749862
>>38749874
>>38749892
>>38749894

I think you owe it to all of us KHVs and most importantly yourself go pound this bitch into the ground

>>38749887
Potentially she is in emo culture to get laid, with her looks that could be problematic.}}
May explain why she is up to fugg

I
'd
g
o
for it

That audra girl is fcuking ugly my dude and fat, you saved yourself the trouble OP

You smart

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>>38749962
from how much she touched me irl and implying that she wanted a bf around me, i dont think so

thats actually how we got on the topic, her saying that she really wants a bf

>>38749891
OP's bio would definitely be a flag for that.

>>38749975
DOIT

but for the love of god, use a condom.

I'm tired of the disgusting penis thread. I'm tired of living

>>38750000
Yeah. She did already mention that she thought early on the profile had to be a joke so she may already know.

>>38749887
She looks like a fat version of yara greyjoy

>>38749974
y r u nervous meeting such a fucking ugly hoe
Goddamn nibba

>>38750012
I already have genital warts though.

OP edit the video files so they start playing x-files and then have it cut into x-files porn parodies

>>38749974
Just keep up the bantz man. If you need to finish up just end by reaffirming the plans and cutting the convo

>>38749993
Do you remember that one episode of Bojack horseman, where he visits the deer chick he hasn't seen in 10 years?

Maybe you could be like that? Get some fucking Catharsis, because this seems to be eating at you my dude.

>>38749974
she still likes u go for it

>>38750012
guy your'e responding to
I'm actually kinda confused who is who kek
is OP the same person texting all these girls?
which girl is the one who is to be dated (potentially)? this one ? >>38749887

>>38750036
>>38749993

Speaking about catharsis,
Here's some good shit for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDLxup-TamE&list=PLdD-WApgCixdDL093jPGQOrJTdsbqwr-2&index=17

Nice and acoustic. Nothing like depressing soviet punk rock

>>38750036
tbqh, i started to hate her soon after that
but that was more or less because she had feelings for me
its eating at me because i hate her because she likes me


she does have an objectively poor personality though, but thats not why i hate her

>>38749974
She's still responding.

Also are you in the Moscow/Pullman area?

24 miles away from Lewiston is a short list of really small towns otherwise. Rare to see anyone from Idaho on 4chan that isn't specifically Boise.

>>38750027
How'd you end up with warts? What was she like? In a serious note, they've found correlation between Tinder use and an increase in STD's.

How fucking crazy does a girl have to be to meet a stranger off tinder at a hotel room for x-files. What the actual fuck? She could potentially be meeting a rapist. Not that you would rape her, OP.

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Alright she went to bed.
If we meet up I'll record it so you guys can pretend to be on the date with me.
Then we'll go to the local HoJo's for some ass slapping.

>>38750066
As much as I want you to autistically reenact my favorite show on Netflix, Maybe you should settle for something like OP is doing,

trying to scare away/be a dick to girls on purpose.

Your oneitis will probably block you, or hate you, or be weirded out,

If you want her to stop liking you, go ahead.

get your Catharsis

>>38750086
That's what people on Tinder do assuming you are actually using it for what it is meant for. There's plenty who use it as a social application or just for shits and giggles. However, the whole purpose of the application really is to meet up with strangers for sex. Amazing, I know.

>>38750085
I'm the real Op.
Whoever wrote that was not me, kek

>>38750100
>If we meet up I'll record it so you guys can pretend to be on the date with me.
please do OP i love you

>>38750077
I live in Boise.

>>38750113
Any news on Milk Duds?

>>38750133
Nah.
I'll bother her tomorrow and let you guys know

>>38750128
Fukken lame.

Everything south of Riggins is a complete waste of time in this state and everything north of it somehow manages to be worse than washington or montana.

>>38750107
Yea I realize that's what Tinder is for. But I referring more to the fact that she's already agreed to meeting at a hotel instead of taking it in steps and slowly getting to know the person.

>>38750066
Tell us more about your oneitis man!

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>>38750105
what i really want is closer with this other girl who i dropped my spaghetti with too

sadly i dont know the correct way to contact her

i have her number, but when we talked she didnt get half the notifications of me texting her

not only that but im a beta fuck who is scared of confrontation
i should fucking kill myself tbqh

>>38746255
Seen this "pickup line" so many times its pathetic at this point

>>38750146
I'll be waiting for the thread. Also even though you're in, try not to reveal your power level too much kek just keep up what you've been doing and mix it with a little sincere interest

>>38749974
honestly im happy for you op, she was ugly af

>>38750169
can almost assure you she was not my oneitis
she later made me have the idea that all girls who play videogames as their primary hobbie are disgusting whores who should not be associated with

i fucking hate her and hope she never talks to me again

This thread was a blast. Good going, OP.

>>38750100
You sealed the deal!
Now just try and have a good time.

>>38750158
This whole state is gey

>>38749887
holy shit shes probably desperate
what a fat fuck ugly slut
if you have any shred of dignity, you'd drop this fowl pig

>>38750222
My dignity died long ago

>>38750230
Pump and dump.
Unless on the date you actually think she's cool. Then pump regularly and possibly consider being with her for awhile.

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Op here.
I might not be able to afford a hotel.
Do you think she will like my bedroom?

>>38750216
Yeah but at least once you're in mountains you get trees and lakes and shit.

Southern Idaho is just living in Napoleon Dynamite every day of your life.

>>38750249
get rid of those photos and she will be sucking in no time