Virgin Thread- 25+ only 27 year old here. Never even kissed

>>38744869
>27 year old

How many times have you asked this question, why don't you just do it already you pussy

>>38744869
wow, that's a fat sweaty anime butt!

>>38744869
20 year old virgin here, fuck your age restriction. It fucking sucks, i feel like a fucking freak and a loser when I hang around my friends, all of who lost their virginity back in highschool

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>25 years old
>still a virgin but I kissed a girl

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>>38744974

You still have time. 20 is late but not so fucked up that girls will recoil from you.

24-25 is where things get really, really bad. 27? it's over.

>>38744869
26 yr old reporting

my life is 50% wageslaving 50% vidya

feelsgoodman

>>38744869
33 year old kv here. My wizard powers are astounding and not having sex was totally worth it.

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>>38745103

Be honest, anon, how much do you regret your entire life?

>>38745207
I wish I would die this very moment. At the same time, I hate interacting with people so it's not a total loss.

dont feel too bad its not your fault, i literally have evveyrthing going for me and i'm 27 and a virgin still . this generation of women only want to date niggers and wigger faggts. just go ur own way

>26
>held hands
>kissed a girl
>still a virgin

If I make it to 30 without finding girl I'm gonna end it all.

>>38745346
*finding a girl

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I just turned 30 and I've never been kissed either. I just wanted to be a wife and mother but it's too late.

I'm 25 and not a virgin but I only lost it by fucking prostitutes.

Can I join in pls? A hole burns in my soul everytime when I think how I'll never experience romance or how I'm so disgusting to women that ponying up cash is the only way I can get intimate.

It hurts so much man. I don't even care about sex that much, I just want all that cheesy lovely dovey stuff like cuddling.

>tfw I'll never get to tightly embrace a girl, kiss her all over her face and neck and get lost in her eyes before telling her how much she means to me

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>tfw you know everything will only continue to get worse as your parents age, your health issues pile up and get more severe, your ability to think becomes more clouded and fucked, and you grow lonelier and more regretful of the time you spent doing nothing, but you still can't manage to develop some courage and kill yourself


Life is a punishment.

>>38745391
Same situation, femanon. No one wants a dried up old lady who doesn't even know how to fuck. I'm considering getting a bunch of cats.

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>>38745406

Nah, fuck off. You have the social skills to find and bang prostitutes.

You're also not missing anything, because women don't really feel romantic love.

>>38745441
>men don't really feel romantic love
fify

>>38745441
>social skills
I literally have no friends or family and my coworkers think I'm a serial killer because I'm quiet while my bosses think I'm stupid because of my social awkwardness.

Probably like 90% of this thread is better off than me.

>>38745456
>romantic love isn't real
ftfy

>>38744869
>29 year old kissless virgin
>NEET atm too
>mostly worthless degree
>feel like people my age judge me even harsher than they used to. Just straight up ignored pretty much.
>Have gone to many interviews where the interviewer is my age, has my level of education, and is several steps above the entry level position I'm applying for. My grades were exceptional, so when they see my resume, they know I've got issues. It's likely I did better in school than many of them.
>Feel like my last couple of interviews have gone well, but I'm always trashed.
>look younger than my age but I find people under 25 are mostly insufferable and seem to be even more superficial than my peers were at that age.

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>>38744869
I approve of this big butte, animu moment.

>tfw can't even work up the courage to pay for sex

I just want to fuck.

>>38745020
31/same. it could be much worse.

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>>38744869
34
Can I just pretend I'm not a virgin and just forget about it? Or will whoever I'm destined to (if I find her) not mind my virginity?

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>>38745496

Take comfort in knowing I'm definitely worse off than you, unless you think having one friend I visit every few months and female coworkers that frequently disrespect me and treat me like a child sounds better to you.


How did you even find a prostitute? Many of the escorts online are just sting operations, because how dare a low-class, low-quality male try to engage in coitus.

>>38745429
>doesn't even know how to fuck.

I would much prefer a fellow virgin

>>38745429
We have another year or two, potentially.

>>38745601
>So. It's you again. What brings you to visit Yagrum Bagarn, Master Crafter, and Last Living Dwarf?

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>>38745429
>>38745391

Men literally do not give a fuck that you're a virgin. Men have much lower standards. If you're not absolutely hideous or insufferable, no man is going to be upset that you're a virgin. Most women just lay there and get fucked anyway; there's nothing to learn if you're not aiming for pornstar-tier impressions.

Good job getting me to reply to actual bait. I did realize what it was, but it still got me to respond, so I give you a 4/10.

>>38745601
I was 23 when I lost it (day before last Thanksgiving) and the girl I was with said something along the lines of
>"You're still a virgin? I don't know if we should do this... I don't want to, like, mess anything up that you're doing"
Girls will mind but if you're forward about it they usually won't be too cruel, they'll be a little weirded out because sex is so easy for them to get, but if you're not weird about it, they shouldn't care

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I turned 26 recently.
I've gotten to the stage where a lot of people I know have gotten married and had children.
Knowing I'm never going to have that is a whole new level of torment.

When I was younger, I was just sad that I'd never had a gf, I wasn't even thinking about things like this.
That on its own felt pretty bad, but knowing that I'll never have my own family, I'll never be able to give my parents grandchildren, and that I'm going to be the end of my family line, it's just so much worse.

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32 and never even touched a girl before

>>38745603
>one friend
Normie reeeeeeeee

I literally have noone.

I just tricked some girls into being my prostitutes by being clever with craiglist.

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>>38745803

When I visit him, it just makes me feel worse because he's had multiple partners and has a daughter and his own house and all this other shit.

I feel like a fucking child when I interact with anyone. I hate my life.

>>38744869
33 wizard here
it gets easier

>>38745679
>I've gotten to the stage where a lot of people I know have gotten married and had children.

Damn, I'm the same. 26.
Everyone I knew in High School recently attended one of my school friends weddings (I wasn't invited of course) and looking at the pictures they all looked happy and had girlfriends.

Sometimes I feel like the world is just tormenting me for kicks.

>>38744869
Why don't all of you old virgins just visit a whorehouse already? You guys need to accept that your first time is not going to be some magical night with the perfect girl.

Just grab 100 dollars or so and go pay for an hour of sex.

>>38745971

>whorehouse

Because you're more likely to get arrested than actually get to have sex at one of those places in the US?

America is basically designed to punish your average robot.

>>38745971
I don't care about the sex.
I want companionship. I've gone 26 years without sex, I don't care anymore. I want to be loved.

I turned 27 last week. I thought about trying my luck on tinder again. At least my mother stopped asking me about grandkids.

>>38745971
Because I want love, companionship and commitment.
I want to raise a family.

I'm not going to get that from a prostitute.
Meaningless sex just for the physical sensation has absolutely no appeal to me.

>>38745971
because it doesn't seem worth it

>>38745407
God anon
This is want I am feeling 24-year-old virgin here .
The other day I thought about taking my aunt's gun all day and just.

It really starting that how it going to go down

>>38746635
All I'm saying is that if being a virgin bothers you so much, 100 dollars to shed your virginity doesn't seem like much to me.

>>38744869
Get on my level: 37 year old kissless touchless virgin.

To make things worst I've no friends and, despite my age, I'm still on 4chan.

At least I'm not a NEET.

Past a certain point you become numb towards what you are missing (and everything else for that matter) so you don't really care that much anymore. On the other hand it means you are pretty much dead inside so ...

>>38745971
I think about it often, but never seriously since I know I don't have the nerve to go through with it. I'm the kind of guy who often has to go 3 times before daring to get a haircut or trying out a pair of shoes in a store. The thought of doing the whole process of setting the appointment, going through the doorman (who will know what is about) an facing the girl who will probably feel nothing but contempt for me and think I'm a pathetic loser (she would be right), is simply too daunting for me.

>>38745003
Or you could just not tell anyone irl that you're a virgin. Just don't bee yourself.

>>38746770
Damn do you ever feel like the the world had fuck you and want to take revenge. Or do not care.

>>38745971
Probably because I don't want to go to jail to be honest.

>>38745971
They don't take black men.

>>38746983
This the thug black ruin it for the black bot. I have no idea what they did.

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>>38744921
Aqua is perfection

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26 here. I've had opportunities in my teens if I just tried or wasn't poor/insecure/too socially inept. I'm still these things to a degree currently.

After I turned 22 I realized it was pretty much hopeless for me to lose it somebody I'd feel truly connected to. All I have to look forward to lose it to are prostitutes and single moms.

>>38747043
Having AIDS at a higher rate and being more likely to beat, rape, or not pay the whore. At least according to the whores that post on 4chan.

>finally get courage to join dnd group
>they are all weird losers, think I found my people
>they all have girlfriends

I have a real job and don't like anime yet somehow am more of a loser than these spastics. I should kill myself.

>>38747147
I think the real answer is to start watching a couple of series

>>38746917
Honestly, not really.

There was a time about 15 years ago where I really got depressed about how things were going and was horrified what the future looked like (which was pretty much exactly how it went). I had the hope that someone was going to come to me and things were going to get fixed without me having to do anything, but of course that never happened. If you never force yourself out of your hole you are never going to come out.

But now, once you accept it, it's not so bad. I'm lonely, but I get by with the internet, movies, porn, reading, video games, etc. I've a boring job, but pays alright and since I don't have any expenses I should be able to retire in a few years. I've very few worries or real problems. Sure it's an empty life, but once you get used to it, it's not so bad.

>>38744869
lost my virginity when I was 25, after I had already been committed to a psyche ward for a while. Totally disillusioned, big disappointment, completely cured my depression and I got on with my life. Don't give up hope robobro, dum spiro spero

>>38747229
What your job.
I need to know more about you.
i will probably live the same life.

>>38747229
Do your co workers know about your life or do you work from home?

>>38744869
Same here, man. At least you don't push carts at a fuckin' Walmart. Christ, how could I fuck up so hard?

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>>38744869
>>38745603
>>38747044
i often wonder what anime girl butt smells and tastes like

>>38747147
dnd is all normalfags now, been like that for years.

>>38747301
I studied industrial engineering. Despite graduating from arguably the best university in my country (with shitty grades, however) I spent over a year unemployed. I often got called back after written tests, but almost never after face to face meetings despite the fact that I tried to seem normal, it actually made me respect the profession of HR psychologist that that hey almost without exception could see through me and label me unemployable.

In the end I got a job though an acquaintance of my mother. It was in a medium sized construction company, where I've been for over 10 years. I started making measurements of the projects (m3 of concrete, kg of rebar, m2 of tile, etc.) and then moved on to making itemized budgets of the different projects, mainly for competitive bidding processes. It's a fairly easy job, especially since the company moved towards social housing, where all the projects are pretty much the same and you can bullshit a good part of the budget with indexes. The pay in the beginning was less than half what a normal graduate of my university could expect, but it has improved considerably through the years, it's still somewhat less than what my average classmate is making, but it's more than enough for all my needs, I spend less than 1/3 of my monthly salary.

>>38747344
They know I'm shy and somewhat odd. And some of them have the deduced that I've never had a girlfriend while I have been there and that I don't have much of a life. I don't think, however, that they realize the extent of it. For the most part they leave me alone, 1 exception is one of my bosses who insists that I travel, he actually has twice as a "bonus" paid (through the company, of course) the airplane ticket for 2 trips I made. In the last one I spent a few days in the Philippines where I thought I might actually be able to get laid, but despite doing very well on Tinder (6 matches in like 15 minutes) nothing happened in the end, in part due to being a total autist even while texting.

27 here

Did anyone else blew chances in highschool? For some reason I had several girls ask me out or make it blatantly obvious they were into me in highschool even though I had acne and rarely bathed. I turned them down because I was busy with videogames.

As an adult I'm practically invisible to women. Its like God gave me the opportunities in my youth and when I rejected them he said "alright then, if you won't take it when I say to take it you don't get to have it at all."

>>38745971
>STD
>Jail
>Robbed

The idea of a relationship is just entirely foreign to me. Never once in real life have I ever expressed any sort of interest in a girl. Even if parents or people at school would try to bully me into saying I liked someone, I'd find some way to weasel out of it. Obviously I've never approached a girl, and none have ever approached me, so I've never even been rejected either. I don't even know how to apply the non-advice you get online. "Lower your standards", I don't even know what my standards are. "just talk to women", about what? And then do what? Beyond what I see on TV and read about on 4chan I have no idea what a relationship even involves. I've never "tried" but I don't even know how to "try".

>>38745406

Are you me. God damn. Edit your age to 28 and that's something I'd be posting. At least I know I'm not entirely alone in this feel.

30 year old here. I work in an office building with at least 85% women, at least half that are attractive. Strangely enough, surrounding myself with women has made it easier to remain a virgin.

>>38747932
I got asked out once in 6th grade, but that's it. I really must be super fucking ugly because no girls even talked to me past that point. Being an ugly white male has to be the worst thing in the universe, I don't even get scholarships for school or anything. It's like I have to try super hard and have a fuckton of motivation but I can't get that moivation to succeed because of my past and lack of any support from other people. I need love and I desperately crave it but without it I just feel dead inside. 27 year old virgin reporting in :/

>>38745346

>25
>held hands
>kissed a girl when I was 21 and made out with her (she did it out of pity but who cares)
>virgin

>>38749316
Fucking THIS to a T and I'm 22. Too prideful/disgusted to fuck a hooker too.

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>>38744869
Women are garbage and you shouldn't waste your time with them. I was married for 7 years and the life I lead now is practicallys tress-free compared to keeping that bitch happy.

>virgin only thread

I'm posting to try and help you see that any comfort a woman seems to be able to offer is an illusion she generates to make accessing your bank account easier.

>>38744869
This all makes me so angry. Ever since I was in 1st grade I fantasized about having a girlfriend, my entire teen years I spent crying, writing in journals about my fantasies, all I ever wanted was one girl to be with. I spent middle school through high school without one friend to confide in. It makes me angry to know that all those nights, hundreds of them, that I spent so hurt and alone, none of it even matters. I didn't get a gf in the end. I spent each day fully aware of how everyone else my age was experiencing their first loves while I was in a dark bedroom alone. I can't believe all that pain was for nothing, and now there is nothing left to do, all that was worth living for is now gone past

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>>38744869
18 year old here. fuck your rules youre probably a spic

>>38750313
>I'm posting to try and help you see that any comfort a woman seems to be able to offer is an illusion she generates to make accessing your bank account easier.

I remember when gootecks use to do podcast and he basically said the same shit. They lure you in by pampering you then pull a 180 once your lives are intertwined. Its a trap.

>>38749316
Same here, its like my brain is missing everything about relationships, social interaction with women (some I have, I talk them as if they are guys), love, sex etc.
Sure there's the biological urges but looking back I dont think I have ever had an actual thought of: "fuck, I need a girlfriend and sex now".
Pretty sure there is actually something wrong with my brains.

>>38747633
can you paypal me $5000? it would make a lot more of a difference to my life then it would for you, especially if you are never going to have children - where is it all going to go anyway?

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>>38751753
if you wanted to save money maybe you shouldn't have had kids, dipshit

>>38747796
>Tinder
I'm a 36 year old virgin and how do you manage to have tinder?
Don't you get nervous?
How do you upload a photo?
What do you write on your profile?

Every photo I take of myself I instantly delete.
It's not that I find something particularly ugly, I just hate my stupid self, I can't look at it.
I have a facebook but it's completely empty, too nervous to click like on anything.

How do you do it?

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>>38745679
Same thing hit me all "I never wanted a gf anyway!'

And here I sit, 26 years in and each day my permanent isolation chips a bit more at my soul.

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>>38744869
i lost my virginity to a hooker a few months ago at age 25

it was shit so i still consider myself a virgin

>>38744890
>why don't you just do it already

it's not that simple unless you're a rapist you need a consenting partner

>>38752787
fuck dude
33 wizard here
the idea of using tinder is fuqqen wierd to me
not to mention i have 20 - 25 year old relatives who i don't know if they use it so. that'd be fuckin' awkward if they did and they saw me, eh?

>>38752865
Story?

>>38753033
>not to mention i have 20 - 25 year old relatives who i don't know if they use it so. that'd be fuckin' awkward if they did and they saw me, eh?
Fuck, I know, I'm a looser for being a 35 year old virgin yet I can't open tinder and just blaze it because I fear I'll embarrass my relatives even more

For the first time though, if anyone asks me straight if I'm a virgin I'm going to admit it without trying to hide it, I suppose therapy helped a little...

>>38744869
>>38745020
>>38745103
>>38745346
>>38745406
>>38745391
>>38745679
>>38745711
>>38745837

Why don't we all just, fuck each other?

>>38753033
>>38753073
The worst is that 2 years ago, I met a woman about my age on irc.
We skyped, heard her voice, she opened her cam and she wanted to meet for real and have sex. She also begged me to call her on her phone.
And my stupid ass denied because I had this illogical fear that somehow my meeting a woman online I'll embarrass my relatives. And now I lost her forever, probably the last chance I had to have sex

>>38753033
i fucked a black hooker cuz i was alone for the weekend and horny. it was shit cuz i payed for hhr but it was more like a quickie

Me 25,5 yeurs ald

I have an office "job", where I have a chance to pretend that I'm doing some work

I live in my mom's apartment

Inspiring ideas like maybe I should try to improve myself, get fit and try talking to a girl - they don't stay in my head for much long. Mostly they get killed in one of few cringy or awkward situations I get into almost on daily basis. I buy unhealthy junkfood and sweets
to eat up all the frustration I get.

I suck so much I even gave up playing vidya

If I'm not fapping I just lurk through funny shit on youtube or 4chan - that's pretty much my life in a nutshell

>>38745391
>>38745429
It's your own fault, but you could still easily get a robot bf.
You just don't want to settle for anything less than your ideal.

>>38744890
>have 4.5 inch dick
>be manlet
>acne face

Why would I even try when I know it is already lost before it has begun?

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20 yo virgin going on 21 here.
I'll probably by an escort once I get a job though, if that doesn't work out than I'm virgin for life.

STOP MASTURBATING MY FRIENDS

27 here, kissless, handholdless, virgin. NEET, live with parents. Life is never going to get any better. Want to kill self, but if I fail, then its back to the psych ward, which is much worse even then normal life.

>>38753180
I wish that were true my dude.

I'm 19 and haven't left my house in 4 years

can one of you old timers give me some advice?

>>38753306
I'm NEET, I have nothing to do all day but watch anime/TV shows and shitpost on 4chan, what else am I to do to pass the time?

>>38753328
I leave my house about twice a month, the thing to do is to find some reason you really want to leave, for me it is going to the game store to play magic. The other key is drugs, take lots of benzos before you leave.

>>38753307
>if I fail

If you do it a bitch way like pills, yeah.

Gotta get a gun, or jump off a bridge like a man

>>38753328
get driving license

>>38753396
I would never use pills, that is a cry for attention move, not for people who actually want to die. I want a gun, but I would have to drive and I haven't been able to do that for years, it makes me panic to hard, I just completely shut down.

>>38753435
Id rather go for something that would give hard time to the coroner

>>38744869
26 here. I'm starting to give less and less fucks every day. Sure, it would be nice, but I think that by the time I become a wizard there should be barely any pain left.

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I wish I was cute girl so I could be slut and be a "virginity thief".

31 yo virgin, never kissed a girl. Its hot outside and i have to buy shit. Guess ill be showering 3 times a day again.

>>38751753
My retirement. I have a hard time empathizing with people so you are unlikely to convince me to give you shit.

>>38752787
I got very nervous. For the photo I'd recommend you smirking rather than smiling or looking serious. Try to take them in a semi-interesting place: a foreign city, a famous landmark, a national park, or even just a park in your city. Lastly try, to make them so that at least most of them don't look like selfies.

For the profile just write whatever smartass line you can come up to, you can use google for ideas. If they are a plus you can list under it stuff like your height, profession, etc.

>>38753033
Dude, if you are 33 and single it would look odd if you weren't on Tinder or doing something else to try to get laid. And if they see you they are there trying to do the same thing you are; girls are not likely to make a comment to a guy they are not *very* close admitting they are on Tinder.

>>38753111
>>38753073
rip i'm also afraid of embarrassing my relatives
slightly less bad, but finding someone i knew who is single and using it. I suppose that wouldn't be all bad if they're someone i used to know in highschool (there weren't many uggos at my highschool)

Yeah I'd probably just admit it too. Though i'm still deep down defensive about it so if they give me shit, i have nothing to say back
>beta feels

>>38753088
>Fucking other guys
kek

>>38753119
THis is, as i understand it, the standard prostitute experience

>>38745429
>>38745391
>tfw no girl who isn't weirded out by my virginity and will enthusiastically help me have a not shit experience
>tfw no warm buildup to climaxe clutched in each others arms
why live, bros
I feel like the aversion to make virgins is just to the whole post coitus neediness? i feel like i'm past that, unless its some girl who i'm certain likes me in the gf/bf way and not just the wanna fuck but still not be in an exclusive relationship way

ah well, what can we do, right bros?

>>38753473
still can become an anal virginity thief

>>38753309
Just be my gf then, old girl.

>>38753492
>Dude, if you are 33 and single it would look odd if you weren't on Tinder or doing something else to try to get laid. And if they see you they are there trying to do the same thing you are; girls are not likely to make a comment to a guy they are not *very* close admitting they are on Tinder.
Bluntly, i know i have the personality of a cereal bowl, so its not like i'd go out there and kill it with any ladies. I save them and myself a whole lot of hassle and time just by not putting efforts into something i know will either result in soul-touching embarrassment

>>38745020
He that was basically me then I quit .y shit job back to neet

>>38753557
It's easy to say that to someone but you don't mean it. No one ever means it.

>>38753708
not him
but i'm sure some do mean it
but most of the time i imagine its spoken out of naivete - they don't really understand what they'd be in for
>no contactfagging on r9k
rip everyone

>>38746904
This! Lost my virginity at 21. Never told the girl that I was a virgin. She never found out, because sex isn't fucking hard. Any idiot can do it.

>>38753708
I'm not kidding, if you drop a throawaway email I'll contact you

>>38753708
I can guarantee you, if you aren't horrendously ugly, you could find a dude to fuck you.
30 isn't that old, plenty of dudes are into older women.

>>38753772
I'll try to keep that in mind; thanks for the reply.

>>38753772
some of us are even wizards
but i bet she's looking for chad in robot form
so yeah, nothing to see here fellas

>>38753930
I am most definitely not looking for Chad. A wizard who can carry a conversation would be ideal. I don't really care about looks. I'm not looking for any contact info at the moment, though. Feeling kind of shit after the last ghosting I received.

>>38753958
>ghosting
i suppose that's the norm on 4chan
except with the more normie leaning people

>wizard who can carry a conversation
listen, i've been on soc enough times intermittently over the years to see that fucking everyone wants a conversational parter who can carry the conversation and nobody can put a lick of effort in it
sometimes conversations aren't a freely flowing thing - look where you are afterall. If we were all good at talking to people, we wouldn't be here seeking people to talk to

has anyone ever stopped for a millisecond and thought, just maybe, hmm, there are quite a lot of 25 year old virgin males but you'd be hard pressed to find even a 20 year old virgin female.

Like, what could POSSIBLY be one of the causes of this disparity, maybe, hmm, just maybe, there needs to be a study on this, perhaps?

>>38753997
Yeah, I do realise that most people here aren't the best at conversation, but it would be nice if they would reply with more than one word answers occasionally. It's hard to build a friendship with someone when they won't put the effort in. Also I think you are right about the normalfags being the ones who do the ghosting. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that someone who actually wants to trade contact info isn't a robot status sperg.

>>38753997
Nah everyone everywhere ghosts. Shit is unreal.

>>38754037
I Dunno about your experiences, but when i was in happier moods than now, i actually put effort in to conversing. its quite clear that the person i was talking to was solely dependent on me to say something interesting while they reacted to what i said.
I'm not saying i'm great, because i have mentioned that i have the personality of a spoon or something. But still, i put in effort, i got nothing out of it
I don't think any conversational partner, save for one, has kept in touch for longer than a week

also i've dealt with a self identified sperg (outside of 4chan)
its goddamn insufferable
would not recommend
ironic spergs who mull over details on occasion sure - i'm guilty of that too
but real spergs.. jesus christ

>>38754024
Yes yes your rhetorical musings are very impressive
go to pol where they give a fuck

>>38754156
>I don't think any conversational partner, save for one, has kept in touch for longer than a week
I've had similar experiences. Joined 4chan communites on skype and discord, tried to get to know people. You have to be the one keeping the conversation alive, forcing it on people, because they won't put any effort into it themselves. Out of dozens of people there was literally only one chick that would take initiative and message me first.

>>38754317
Indeed
and i get that women are bombarded with messages, so I am not unsympathetic either.

I don't think i've joined any 'communities' nor groups but one time i was thrown into a kik group because i messaged this one girl. that turned kinda weird. like the weird you get when people unironically say shit you'd only read in threads. So i left that kinda quick

I feel you with the forcing it on people thing
I am spergy insofar as i cannot tease strangers
its either 1st grade level teasing, or wtf why are you ranting/getting upset tier shit

so yeah broskis maybe i'm just not cut out for this socialization shit
i try, i fail, i come here and tell the young guns to put themselves out there before they turn into me. the only service i can offer

>>38754037
Also i've wanted to trade contact info before. But as i said, just the endless uphill battle of trying to think of genuinely interesting shit to say, or going full dumbfuck and just saying nonsense - whatever will get them to keep responding which i have yet to do

its all pointless isn't it brothers

>>38745406
>>38749363
how do I hire a prostitute without getting arrested

I'm a NEET robot who hasn't interacted with anyone in over 2 months.

>>38754434
>its either 1st grade level teasing, or wtf why are you ranting/getting upset tier shit
I'd always just start memeing and take to a meta level that confused people.

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>>38744869
27yo khv reporting in.

Everyday I see hot couples walking, I see sex scenes in movies, I see porn vids, but idea of me having such close interaction with other person seems unreal. I am not sure anylonger if I want it anymore.

Idea that people have sex everyday seem really unreal

>>38755028
>I am not sure anylonger if I want it anymore.
>Idea that people have sex everyday seem really unreal
Same

>>38744985
then this thread aint for you, buckaroo.

out.

Is it ok to want a virgin GF if I have sex?
hypothetical situation of course. I am a virgin.
Although I might get head soon.

>>38752962
Or money and a professional.

>>38756301
>27
>Not a virgin.

There's no +25 robot thread up now. Mind if I join you?
Too late. I already did.
To those memeing with suicide, why not an escort? It beats killing oneself.

>>38756894
>why not an escort?
Because it's not the same fucking thing. Others before me have already explained clearly enough.
>>38746122
>>38746345
and maybe more, can't be bothered to look for other posts.

>>38744869
Guys, just don't tell anyone you're a virgin. If someone asks you about dating and relationships don't spill your spaghetti and go on some kind of a weird tangent about it. Really, the key is to just play it cool and maybe even tell white lies about it so you aren't judged and condemned by the people around you.

>>38756965
Fair enough.

Then bitch about not having a gf, not about being a virgin.

>>38757125
I guess you're right if you want to be a sperg and argue about semantics, and by the way I never bitch about anything, personally. But I really feel those feels.
I could fuck a prostitute whenever I want but I don't do it because I just don't care. I guess it's easy to conflate virginity and lack of intimacy in some cases.

>>38757214
You can hug them after fucking them. You're paying for their time.

>>38757314
Alright, sperg confirmed, you can't understand certain feelings.
You are a lucky guy, a true robot. I'm a cyborg and it's much worse.

>>38757377
If you can't close your eyes and imagine your crush, then you are the asperger.

I had a girlfriend before, and while it's probably not the same, it essentially is.

You don't achieve a suprahuman connection with your girlfriend. She's just another human being, as confused about life as you are.

>>38757595
>while it's probably not the same, it essentially is

>>38744869
I have 12 years on you and have hardly had any conversations with girls besides sisters and mom.

>My idealised gf is completely different from a prostitute!!
>They're different species with nothing in common
There, I spelled it out for ya.

>>38744974
Fuck you. 25+ is for people that have endured this and have little to no hope left. You still have a lot of life left if you choose to continue.

>>38757674
>>38757720
Famalam flamingo. Meant this for (You)

>>38757723
To be honest, he's probably already fucked. Technically it may be try that you can still turn it around when you're 20, but things move so fast that you're 25 before you know it and then you're done.

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>>38757694

How's life treating you anon? How do you spend the days? Finance, social life, interests?

>>38757827
I'm currently living off of leftover student loan money and wage slavery. I had a fear of work for a long time but I think I'm overcoming it. Maybe approaching women will have similar results. I could use some hair replacement though.

>>38757752
I know. I was already fucked at 18, but youngposters need to respect their elders and shut up and learn something.

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>>38753545
I guess I could, but it's not the same.

>>38758332
I don't really think I have much to teach to younger robots and I'm 26...

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>21 year old virgin in college
>surrounded by chads and stacies
I COULD HAVE SMASH SOME BAND CAMP PUSSY BACK IN THE DAY BUT I DIDN'T. WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OLD DAYSSSSSSS

>>38758332
Yeah, because we have so much to teach them, right?
>such wisdom
>wow
To me if someone's 20 he might as well be 25, there's little if any difference.

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>26
>virgin
>fetishes are so messed up that, rather than pay her to fuck me, I've started paying a middle-aged hooker to fuck another guy while I watch, while she scolds me and pretends to be my mother
It made me realize that I'm just genuinely beyond saving. There was a time where maybe, just maybe, I could have been salvaged into a normal person. That time is gone.

>>38758485
Your fucked up fetishes don't diminish you as a human being. There are functioning adults out there with really fucked up kinks.

Don't worry about it.

>>38758385
Maybe I proved myself wrong.

>>38758485
bro are you fucking memeing or are you serious

holy shit

>>38758554
I'm dead serious. I've fallen so far I'd rather pay a woman to pretend cuck me than to fuck me.
>>38758505
I just think this means I'm beyond recovery. Somewhere down the line I broke.

>>38758411
Probably, but once you get to the point of having your parents dead or near dead, things change a lot for NEETs.

>>38758642
Most of us (myself included) appear to be in the "sweet spot" with at least one parent alive and/or taking care of us.
And I'm actually trying to find a job now that Im almost 27. I don't even know why I am doing it, whatever...

>>38758593
That's a self fulfilling prophecy. It's only true if you make it so. So change the prophecy with your actions. Your kinks don't define you, even if they're a consequence of your history.

>>38758642
Everyone should try to be kind to other robos regardless of age. We're fucked enough already.

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Does anyone else forget they're a virgin sometimes? I guess it's been so long that I just stopped caring. Plus I jerk off so much to so much different shit that it feels like I've had sex, even though I know I haven't. I spend all my time in fantasies, not just sexual ones. Nearly every waking moment of my life. I can still function perfectly well, but I feel like soon my fantasies and reality are going to start blurring, and I won't be able to tell which is which.