>go gay >go on craigslist and find a place that in exchange

Sounds great, until your ass starts leaking.

>>38744472
Enjoy your Oregonian AIDS.

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>>38744472
>be gay
>shit my pants randomly

>>38744472
>go gay
>filthy degenerate sex and relationships
>contract diseases

>>38744472
Nigga you are the reason I cant find a nice bf to go fag marry.

>get gonorrhea, herpes and aids
>ass will start to leak, not fixable
>nobody will ever respect you again

good plan

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>>38745122
what the fucking hell why did you type this.

>>38744472
So glad there's that new super gonorrhea out there now. Just fyi Anon, transmission of herpies, chlamydia and gonorrhea is still 50% chance even with a condom and faggots like you are 4000% more likely to suffer from colon cancer. Here's hoping it's soon.

Kill yourself you disease riddled ass roastie "human" garbage.

this is why straight guys are way better. they aren't as many straight degenerates as there are gay, excluding the idea that gay is degenerate in itself

>>38745277
Im a faggot and I hate what ((((((they)))))) did with the whole LGBTQA+NIGzAIDs. Creating an environment where this shit is acceptable is driving me nuts and makes me wish I found women acceptable. TFW no pure bf to be my husband and have children with

>>38745348
Life must be pretty lonely for not prison gay flamboyant fags that don't wanna such strangers cock in a public toilet while some guy takes a smelly dump in the stall next to you.

>>38744472
>be straight
>make up story about degeneracy to make gays look bad

nice false flag family

going gay is a cheat code we known this

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>>38745348
b my bf anon

>>38745528
Tell me about it. I've even tried dating women to try to avoid this. Needless to say it didn't work.

>>38745528
Do you have some info I can contact you with? I have to sleep soon for work but I'd love to talk with you :)

>>38744472
I'm not really interested in sucking the dicks of dozens of people I hardly know. Or allowing my ass to be violated by anyone.

>>38745627
First bit of this was for >>38745488

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>>38745627
where are you from anon? I want an irl bf. internet relationships are kill :(

>>38745197
Anal sex loosens your sphincter: which holds in your shit, just use a plug.

>>38745684
Upstate NY

inb4 Cali, Texas, Florida

:( Sorry in advance anon

>>38745348
Spoiler alert: there are no pure women either, it's just less acceptable to TALK about what a whore you are when you're straight.

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I'm happy that you had interest despite being anon, but I'm in cali... rip

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1. it's gross
2. it's just constant orgasms without any meaning behind them. if i wanted that kind of euphoria i'd just use drugs. which i do but still
3. diseases
4. i doubt i'd have the ability to top and i definitely couldn't even fathom bottoming
5. the fetishization of diseases. those fags that are into pozzing are some truly fucking offensive human beings
6. this link: http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/index.php

OP if this is really the kind of life you want to lead i mean, cool i guess, whatever floats your boat, but god damn does it just sound horrible to me.

>>38745717
Oh believe me, I know, I just don't want an OP which is another level of degenerate entirely. I meant pure as a short hand for saying "Looking for someone who is not like OP."

>>38745745
No no, thank you for being interested and keeping my dream alive another day :)

>>38744472
I am fine with my fat self.Last thing i need is to become some degenerate promiscuous fag.

>>38744472
I fucking wish I could just "go gay". I fucking hate women, their personalities and can never understand their alien childish nature - resulting in me being a virgin weirdo around girls. But my own sex I get with fine, I have some friends, am quite close to them, but I just can't bring myself to be attracted to men. Sucks being stuck in this shitty situation, but what can you do.

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>>38745774
You're such a sweetie anon. good night mister robo uWu

>>38745898
You too anon, sweet dreams :)

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>>38744472
>already had sex with 20 people and its only been 7 weeks
I wonder why the vast majority of gays have STD's...

>>38745830
>I fucking wish I could just "go gay". I fucking hate women
Yeah, but at least when you're straight you're more likely to never get an STD.
Also, why not just swear off women?

>>38746043
You can bring down your risk of stds by not sleeping with black men, using protection, and asking for papers from an std test. Like a hooker, kinda.

>>38746107
you can also just stop inviting men to insert their penises into your anus and pursue women like a normal human male

>>38746259
I refuse and one up you with the fact that I have mental illnesses which are only convenient in homosexual relationships.

>>38746311
>mental illnesses which are only convenient in homosexual relationships.
elaborate

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Because homosexuality is sinful

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>>38746311
I checked your dubs, now elaborate

>>38744472
I went gay and I STILL have no bf

Because sex feels uncomfortable and forced to me
Also I hate relationships that have more than two people

If there were convincing traps near me I would be the biggest faggot known to man.

But prison gay only. Homo gay is yuck.

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>>38745706
Wait a minute. This is the first time I've seen someone from here. How far upstate are you? East / West / Central?

Are you still here in this thread?

>>38746731
still here, Albany

>>38744472
>I'm going to get AID'S and be a fuckboy the post.

>>38744472
how do you find someone with money like that on fuggin craigslist?

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Not everybody is a dumb meathead normie who just wants to rut against a hairy shitty man ass so they can cum

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>>38746758
That's about a 3 hour drive... not the worst I guess. It's really close in terms of long-distance relations.

What kind of guys do you like?

>>38746893
I like guys who are nice, guys who are well groomed (fem or masc is fine as long as you try to look good) I would really like them to be driven, but honestly at this point even having any employment is better then almost all of the people I've met.

What kind of guys do you like? Oh and where are you in Upstate?

I am 23, skinny and I'm pretty in between. Im a grad student. I'm awful at talking about myself, is there anything you are looking for in a guy? :)

I might fall asleep soon, I have work at 8 >.< If you are still interested, I'd love to have your info :)

>>38747066
I'm in CNY, the middle part of the state is like a barren wasteland, nobody lives around here.

We can always talk more later if you have to get up early, do you have discord?

>>38747318
I do, I don't know how to use it very well though, what do I need to put in?

>>38747345
It's fine if not, what do you use? I'm on steam pretty often too.

>>38747426
A A#4294 I'm not a cat fisher I just couldn't think of a name :) This should work I think?

>>38745348
>be a fag
>have a husband and kida
You can only choose one you mentally ill faggot

>>38747500
Wait I can have a husband and kid if I am straight?

>>38747529
Yes. It's a loophole that (((they))) never wanted you to find out.

>>38747529
Yes. Females do this all the time

>>38747529
>Wait I can have a husband and kid if I am straight?
yes
just pretend you are a woman

I like attractive people. Could be women,could be men. It lends itself to more availability for sex but not as much as you'd think given the relative small size of the gay population.

>>38748529
>just pretend you have a different mental illness

>>38744472
>just begging for stds

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>>38746091
>when you're straight you're more likely to never get an STD.

>>38745277
Source on this? I'm not OP, but I can't find anything that says this.

>>38748945
There is a nlm study showing fags are more likely per capita to be child molesters