You're in the club with your girlfriend and this guy walks

i give him an even firmer handshake and ask how he's doing

I'd probably just start laughing and forget that it ever happened.
Of course, I'm certainly not the jealous type.
I'd only feel the need to be assertive if it definitely became a sexually charged encounter with the man.

I give him a firmer handshake and look him into eyes.

I'd give a handshake so firm that the firmness of the handshake would break both his hand and the laws of thermodynamics. Then I'll get a margarita.

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Hire him on the spot.

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>>38743379
Ask him for an application

Dab as he reaches for my hand, that'll show him.

>>38743379
I'd ask my gf if she feels comfortable around my dad? I don't get it, This meme seems out of place, it's supposed to be your dad.

>>38745064
autism, folks! autism.