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>Wanna fap
>Penis won't work because I'm too drunk and fapped 3 times already in the past 6 hours
For fucks sake what's even the point of it all
finger your ass faggot
>>38741950
I can't, it's all poopy because I've been stuffing my face the past few days
>>38741976
hmmmm, how about just rubbing your prostate from the outside then. or just, like, watch a good movie.
>>38742034
Too much effort, I'm just gonna jerk my sore and tender penis until I milk one last orgasm from it.
It won't even feel nice but I decide when I'm done fapping not my body.
>>38742136
yeah dude its your life, take control