I'm trying to buy a couch and I have $2,000. Is there a

Just get a free one from Craigslist dummy

>>38740076

Wayfair

>>38740128
Dont do this you will probably find a body inside it

>>38740076
Get one for free @ Craigslist or related site , spend $200 to clean and fix it so it's now AIDS-free and use the other $1800 to your liking

>>38740076

Go to a Costco

>>38740128
>go to pick up free couch
>get raped for hours
>finally set free
>"oi don't forget yer couch mate"
>have to drag couch home because I'm too physically weak to carry it
>when only a few hundred feet away from home someone calls the cops thinking I stole it
>ten cops arrive and point their guns at me
>arrest me for theft
>get jailed
>get raped again in jail
>released next day because they called the owner and he said I got the couch
>only reason he didn't accuse me of theft was because he really wanted to get rid off the couch
>cops say bye and give me the couch
>jail is ten miles away from where I live
>have to spend half the day dragging the couch home
>now I'm home and I just collapse in the couch from exhaustion
>wake up in the middle of the night
>body is covered in red bite marks from some insect living in the couch
>call 911
>ambulance arrives
>drives me to free clinic because I'm uninsured
>fall asleep because I lost too much blood from all the bug bites
>get raped by the homeless people at the free clinic
>woken up when it's my turn
>get some illegal spic doctor who barely speaks american
>tests my blood
>positive for aids, hepatitis and at least 10 other diseases
>about to leave
>doctor wants money
>I have none
>get raped
>go home
>landlord is busy taking everything out of my apartment and burning it because of all the bugs so it doesn't spread to rest of apartment
>hands me a $50,000 bill for all the trouble
>say I can't pay it
>get raped
>months later die from all my diseases
>buried in poverty cemetery
>no one attending my burial except for some homeless guy I didn't even know
>get raped
craiglist - not even once