I just masturbated to orgasm for the first time in my 26 years

Bump illegal

>>38733857
guys seriously I need to better prepare for next time it got all over my couch and my boxers and my shirt.

>>38733857
You're supposed to stick it in someone's mouth before you cum, anon...

>>38734750
This seems like something I'd need someone to show me.

Get a dog he'll lick it clean 4 you

Stop doing it, you're very lucky that you managed to hold out this long without starting the habit.

>>38733857
I do it kneeling down, put some paper towels/toilet paper, or dirty boxers on the ground under me, then just launch the goo there.

>>38735721
That sounds like a good method, but uncomfortable. Hmmm

How the fuck do you go 26 years without fapping?
Are you incredibly low test or religious or something?

>>38736694
Went to 22 without fapping so can't be that far-fetched. I am low test.

>>38733857
Are you virgin? Are you a multimillionaire witb tons of charisma, friends, lovers and a happy life? If not than no-fap is a meme and you wasted your life not realizing rhat self pleasure is honestly just as good as getting laid but with no real repercussions. No diseases, no babies, no mess....well some mess. Just cum in a suck or into the toilet

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Take a washcloth, run it under warm water. Wring washcloth so it doesn't drip. Fold washcloth in half, wrap around dick. Use rubber band or safety pin to seal the top. Fap into washcloth, throw into laundry.

Jesus are you guys really that unimaginative?

>>38736891
sounds like way too much effort. I just wanna jerk off.

>>38737504
not as much effort as cleaning up with fucking paper towels.

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>tfw uncut
>tfw cum is caught under foreskin and no cumshots everywhere
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