>Anon! Long time no see, bro. How you been? Haven't seen you since school, man! Got yourself a girlfriend yet? Haha, it's alright, bro, we'll get you one! C'mon, join us!
>>38732679
oh uh.. i'm starting a new business and uh, i gotta go do uh business stuff and wear a suit, yeah.
>go home and contemplate suicide
>>38732679
What's up g sure thing bro! let's get litt
lol what the fuck shorts with suits? that's beyond stupid
>>38732838
>suits
>>38732935
blazer/suit same shit
>>38732679
These plebeians look ridiculous, posing as upper class but the only time they or their parents or their grandparents have seen an actual country club is from the outside when they drive by one. All this pic really says is "My family's from the suburbs in some flyover state and I'm a business major at the State University and we all belong to the same shitty frat, go Trump!"
>>38732679
No, I don't want to join a gay orgy
>>38732838
>>38732950
poorfaggot american detected
>>38733108
you're wrong, I'm an even poorer eastern european
h-ha
>>38733122
are you Bulgarian?
oregon
>>38733179
no and why would you originally ask that
>>38732679
>leaps into the sea of chads
You've gotta help me Chad, you have no idea what I've been through. I'm so fucking depressed and have an addiction to porn. At this rate I don't know if I'm fixable. Hold me Chad!
>>38733108
Are there rich people in europe? I thought that was reserved for the chinese and the US lol
Quick robots, these guys will take you out, pay for everything and will never make fun of you. They only have two conditions to join
>You must dress like them
>You need to get short exactly like theirs BUT it can't be the same color as anyone's in the photo. It must be a different color and whatever color you choose, you're locked into
What color shorts do you go with?
>>38733336
>they tie you down and take turns raping your asshole
>>38733442
jesus christ that cartoon is me. a girl literally wanked me off once, and made me lay on top of her and all that shit, i didn't even get it. jesus christ i had so many free shots...
>>38733108
The people in the pic are Americans.
>>38733442
It sucks for late bloomers. I didn't even start masturbating until 16