You end up in a building during an blizzard lockdown and you're

hurrr durrrr imma retarded ass woman, i need to pose with my foot sticking out because i'm fucking retarded, durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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get naked

what are they gonna do, run through the hills of ice and snow?

i don't think so

i won't even touch 'em

i'll just get naked and stare at their asses as they cower in the corner and run from me

>>38730181
stare at the floor or browse on my phone

>>38730181
Hope they stop laughing at me sometime soon.

What is this degeneracy?
Are they at whore practice? Why do they have nothing on but also kneepads and non athletic shirts?

>>38730181
Hold the small talk the initiate in the beginning. Proceed to waste time on phone.

I convince them that its not a blizzard but another ice age and that we have to start repopulating the eartg

>>38730181
>be short
>pizza face
>puss sometimes coming from my face thanks to whiteheads
>jobless KV NEET who is socially inept
>small dick
>hairy dick to

I would be so unbelievably embarrassed and nervous that it would likely be the most depressing day of my life. I would likely kill myself the day after.

>>38730181
Ask who is going to fuck me first.

>>38730181
>Knee pads
So this is like some amateur aerobics class right?
We're doing the multi stage fitness test and the loser gives me their knee pads, so that I too may kneel in comfort.

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>>38730181
Second from the left though

>>38730181
Play their sport, learn their culture and in time, become assimilated into the pack and work my pay to alpha position.

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Participate in whatever there doing but be purposely bad at it so they give me extra attention and we can laugh about it
alternatively awkwardly ask what they're doing

>>38730206
They do it to accentuate their ass, and in the case of a front on shot, their hips anon. I agree it's retarded but there is a reason for it

>>38730181
Friend zone all of them and see which one is the most upset about it.

Impregnate that one.

>>38730304
This man has his head screwed on real tight.

>>38730705
This was really hot and sexy

>>38730380
I'll take the one all the way to the left

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what you expect to happen
>take out your dick and chase girls around gym rubbing your cock on their asses
>possibily lead to sex with multiple girls and impregnate them all.

what is actually going to happen
>sit in the corner and pull out phone pretending to read the news since theres no wifi
>feeling uncomfortable the entire time and wishing the blizzard would end soon.
>girls find another room to be in and they all leave before there is any interaction

>>38730811
Kys neckbeard

>>38730627
who gives a fuck, it's stupid as fuck. women are sheep.

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>>38730181
But there's no blizzards in Texas.

>>38730912
>But there's no blizzards in Texas

why?

>blizzard lockdown
Im going home.
Either you live on the south pole or your country is retarded. Its best to stay inside during a heavy blizzard, but a lockdown is overreacting.

>>38730996
>Im going home.

To the place where I belong

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>>38730926
Because it's hot over here silly.

>>38730181
I would kill myself, right then and there - I don't want to deal with it.

>>38731285
HAHAHA you showed him femanon!

>>38731311
Why the fuck do you think I'm a femanon?

>>38731329
anyone who posts anime girl pics is automatically a girl.

>>38730181
Stay the fuck away from the one with hideoderous birthmark on her leg

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>>38731285
>Because it's hot over here silly.

o-oh, s-sorry

>>38730317
You could pretend you have autism and then they'd have to take care of you.

>>38730181
Damn, third girl from the right sure is racy.

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there ya go, faggots. good luck finding an original way to roll

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>>38731342
I'm a boy though.
>>38731535
It's fine don't worry about it. Last time it snowed was about 7 years ago.

>>38730181
I dunno. I'm not hideous. Depends if the girls know me or not. I'm a 6-7/10 so they'd probably have no problem talking to me. at least i hope so...

>>38730181
Why do all athletic girls always have knee pads and knee braces? Especially runners and volleyball players... do they fake injuries or some shit?

I'd ask some athletic girls I know but I don't want to come across as a misogynist.

>>38731719
Have you ever slid on a floor in a gym without anything you unathletic dumbass? It's to avoid burnt knees and elbows ffs

>>38731719
volleyball players use it to slide on their knees to dive for balls, runners use braces because theyre attention whores who ruin their knees

>>38730288
pretty funny my good sir a true top comment

>>38731691
check these dubs org

>>38731342
>I'm a boy though.
I'm a disgusting homossexual tho (fixed)

>>38730181
I'd do anything to sniff inside their shoes

>>38732466
>I'd do anything to sniff inside their shoes

why?

>>38731691
of fukluy my guh

>>38732498
it turns me on to be below them like that. they'd never let me fuck them or even give me a blowjob/handjob so being allowed to sniff their shoes would be so humiliating and delicious

>>38731691
erawrolril

>>38731691
rollerkoastr

>fuck 4
>marry 1
>kill 5

Choose wisely

>>38731691
99 lets go babey

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>>38730181
raise my mental barriers to the max or just try to sleep

these women seem incredibly infuriating/obnoxious and i'd probably try to pull out all of my hair after spending 5 mins in their vicinity and listening to their chitchat about stupidest shit possible

>>38730181
Brave frostbite, hypothermia and death to escape.

>>38730181
>salute ladies
>try not to sperg out
>try to not stare at them
>try to not pop a boner

Expose my femdom fetish and hope they're into it

Left girl and girl taking the pic are the only hot ones.
And phone girl looks like a stacy.

let them do a fab makeover on me?

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>>38731773
Yes please bully me more it's making me wet.

>>38732948
Does your anus actually get wet? Is there a way to control it?

If this shit ever does happen in real life I would end up being the group medic and they look fine for now so either wait until the lockdown is over or just decide to go home.

>>38730265
You're the one tripfag in this whole site who I like everything said from

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>>38732981
No it's just my willy leaking lots of love juice.

>>38730380
>not liking the one in stripes

>>38731691
originally rolling for 1

>>38730181
Are they trapped with me Marunomi style or like the Simpsons episode? Pls respond this is very important.

>>38731691
Trips for 7 plsssssss

>>38731691
rolling for 8

fsjhskj

like all girls, these girls will kill you and eat you at midnight.
the only choice is to grab whatever weapon you can and try to kill as many of them as you can an either wait for help to arrive or escape with damages.

>>38730265
Stan da man!
>>38730181
You know, I swear I've been in a similar situation. The way I remember it, I was forced to be the only guy at a girl's birthday party. For some reason, all of them were super affectionate, calling me pet names and touching me and shit. Of course, the next day at school, it was back to "eww, it's anon. What do YOU want?". School girls can be so cruel. I hope my daughters don't behave that way.

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>>38730181
die because of high doses of THOT radiating from those thotties.

>>38731691
Trippity trip trips please

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>>38730181
>Implying I'd leave my home for any reason

>>38731691
Rolling for trips. Sad if I get it. Sad if I don't.

Immediately try to convince them that the blizzard will kill us, hoping that one of them have sex with me as a 'last day alive, why not' thing.

But I'll have to do it fast, in a few days their legs will get hairy.

>>38731691
rolleroni rilleroni

>>38731691
They seem like they would think I'm too old but here is a revolving movement forward along a surface.

>>38730288
Highschool girls will take volleyball as an opportunity to dress like a whore
t.played volleyball in highschool and worrying pants under shorts

>>38733411
Have fun with your mentally ill little boy ya pedo

>>38730181
Play on my phone as I'm sure they will. Talk if they want to talk don't if they don't.

I don't know what you are expecting OP.

>>38730317
Argh same my shaft is like a fucking hairy ballsack reeee

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>>38733637
haha thats exactly right

>>38731691
rolling for 1, obviously

>>38731691
Give me the octapussy

>>38731691
rolling 1 oregano