>Anon, tell me about yourself, I'm so excited to

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>>38729455
What's your opinion on giant robots

>I'm so excited to be here with you!
I'd laugh then look for the hidden cameras

>>38729455
What do you think about Don John Trump and the future of Japan given their lack of demographic growth and the challenges associated with ageing societies? Could a populist candidate like Don John Trump - Hashimoto, for example - Ever become Prime Minister there?

>>38729468
>>38729482
>>38729512
>Gosh anon, your so weird! Next time I'm dating Chad.

>>38729532
No shit
origigi

hello please touch my benis

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Bashar al-Assad is the rightful ruler of Syria and I hope that he will unite the arab people under a secular leadership

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>>38729725
R.I.P. Muhammad Abu Minyar Gaddafi

>>38729455
>I'm excited to be here with you too. I'd rather talk about you to be honest. Your friend really talked you up. She said you were really into (thing). I don't know shit about it. Talk to me about it.

And there you have it virgins. She'll now talk non-stop so long as you encourage her and you'll never have to reveal that you are devoid of personality. You'll also probably avoid being given an opportunity to spill all the spaghetti that fills your pockets. You can thank me later.

>>38729455
You may not have guessed because I'm not really relaxed when I'm focused on work, but now that we're both on our down time, did you know that I'm utterly insane? My sexual urges, violent predisposition and stunted social knowledge blend together into a terrible cacophony of repressed disdainful bloodlust. Thanks for listening to me ramble though, it actually feels great to get this off of my chest for once (roars) Mind if I play around with your eyeballs a little?

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What are you unironically supposed to answer?

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>>38730117
this

I guess >>38729787 is an option but what else?

>>38730133
Instead of asking for a magic pill option just do as I said.

>>38730133
I guess you could try and switch it on her, make her talk about herself.

>>38730133
Tell her your age, your occupation/education (if NEET, just say "I'm in a slump" or "Just taking some time off"), the weather, what you like or know about the place you meet/have coffee. Then ask her about herself. Behave like a normie.

>>38730199
No one does it like this. You're going to sound robotic. Like you're following a script.

Is that a 6 or 7?

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>>38729455
I like building chinese toy robots. Do you like chinese robots?

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>>38729468
I should have opened the thread before replying
>>38730235
First post best post. A shame girls will never into giant robots.

I mean, if you are a on a date with a person, you would at least know a bit about their interests and know what to expect right?

>>38729455
How much did they pay you? I'll give you the money so you can stop wasting your time

>>38730117
Literally whatever comes to your mind. You're just shooting yourself in the foot if all you're trying to do is impress her/not freak her out. You're trying to show her what kind of person you are/how you think and if that's actually compatible with her needs.

>>38730213
>You're going to sound robotic.
kek
So how do I do it?

>>38730329
I already told you you fucking idiot.

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>>38730314
So you should just be your autistic self and if that doesn't work, you move on?
Actually sounds like pretty good advice

>>38730334
But your answer was retarded anon

>>38730375
>a virgin who can't talk to women is telling me what works and what doesn't
lmao

>>38730398
>>a virgin who can't talk to women
But that is exactly who you are

>>38730443
>"no u"
lmao virgins

>>38729468
Hkkki jjjl jlng

>>38730443
This is weak anon. You could have come up with something better than
>i no u r but wut am i

>>38730355
It's what a lot of robots don't seem to understand. They think social interactions/getting a gf is parallel to video games or some sort of methodical challenge where you have to input a certain sequence of social actions in order to get a gf.
It just doesn't work like that. It's something they have to find out themselves.

>>38730498
Thing is, how likely is it you'll find someone that also likes all your robot-ish interests?
Not likely, but i guess it's better than trying to be something else.

>>38730485
If you are successful then why are you on this website and more specifically on this board?

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>>38729468
*fires at the robot's leg and blows it up*

>>38730577
It's not so much they are interested in what you're interested in. It's that you're actually passionate about some bullshit and that alone is respectable enough for a girl to admire.
If you lock yourself up and feign interest in normie bullshit, you're just gonna end up hurt and/or confused on what you did wrong. Just own whatever your interests are and don't back down when challenged.

>>38730626
I'm the other guy your dumbass replied to. I've always been on 4chan. 2005/2006. I'll never leave. When I was here it was full of normies being edgy because they couldn't around their friends. Then you faggots turned up and mistook us for being edgy losers like yourself. Now here we are.

excuse yourself to the bathroom and sneak out the back door of the restaurant and ignore her texts. kys if necessary.

>>38730764
>2005/2006
Sure, and I'm on 4chan since 1997. And I can tell you that you are the normie here. Get out

just being straight with you, but your staring at me is making me feel very threatened. can you please ask your questions of me while looking at the menu or your phone? thx.

I agree with some of the things posted on here.
Just go full autism instead of trying to be a normalfag, if that scares her, oh well, if you are reading this, you're probably used to extreme loneliness so, you'll be alright.

>>38730847
Hahaha what a sad cunt. And who said I wasn't a normie?

>>38730885
I only have what you let me see. Deriving your authority from your years spent here is inefficient because no one will take you seriously.

Me too, in fact I just pissed my pants.

>>38729455
there's not much to tell
i'm really boring

>>38730915
>why are you here?
>this is why i'm here and how long i've been here for
>OMG WHO CARES LOL YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
Fucking autists I swear

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What's your opinion on realistic space warfare

>>38731017
You didn't say why you were there, only for how long. I'm sorry that you're in such denial

>>38731324
>implying they both don't answer the same thing
Holy shit. This site has gotten worse

>>38731410
Holy fuck you are one whiney faggot. Take a cold shower and answer the question anon

>>38731472
It was already answered. Goodbye turbo-sperg

>>38731486
Good, then you can stop being such a bitch

>>38730313
Feelsbad but probably right

>>38729455
>God, you are so beautiful

Get up and leave after saying this