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>tfw electron
>personally far away from vacuum energy state, i have a lot of potential but don't have the energy to activate it
>be usual smart but lazy lepton
>my parents keep telling me to "just tunnel through, champ"
>don't understand that the quark epoch is over and you can't just walk into an atom and expect the nucleus to hand you a quantum state anymore
>dad forces me to go volunteer at local hydrogen cluster
>get bullied by chadrons nonstop.
>don't resist because my actions are governed by weak interaction
>be K-captureless virgin, never even saw an electron neutrino in my life before
>see cute baryon hanging out with her friends.
>solid +1/1 charge. most particles around me barely pass for +1/3
>mentally picture her performing electron capture on me
>think about life together as a neutron
>try to talk to her, too intimidated by her electric field so i don't make any moves
>tfw occupying her 1s orbital. too dumb to realize i'm just an orbiting beta particle to her
>suddenly huge ass carbon atom comes in
>literally instant chemistry with my oneitis proton girl, she forms an MO with him instantly
>he's not good to her at all. he's bonded with 3 other protons in a fucking hydrocarbon while he's seeing her
>bonds are weak singular but being a fucking organic molecule everyone wants him. my baryonic love is fucking replaceable to him, but i know she's just going to fall for a metal ion or something afterwards
>it's not fucking fair
i'm considering just accelerating into a positron and annihilating myself at this point
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I appreciated your thread OP
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a good thread deserves a good reply
however I have none so take a bump instead
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oh my fucking god this is the best thing I've read this year, thank you for posting this op, r9k needs quality posts like yours
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>>38727655
>(You)
Take it
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>>38727655
Quantic
Quality
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take a bump for dedication, sir
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>>38727655
I don't know if this is original or not, the only thing I know is that you deserve a (You) and a bump, based OP
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Tip top thread
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>>38727655
posting in a quality thread
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>>38727655
Holy fuck, I don't understand any of that but I'm going to assume it makes perfect sense and is amazing analysis of /r9k/ on a subatomic level.
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>>38727655
OP is not a faggot today
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here, take this >>38727655
you deserve it
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>>38727655
This is the best post I've read in months, godspeed OP
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>>38727655
wew, takes this (you) my friend
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>>38727655
>2 dum to understand jokes
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great post op. i hope its oc
bumpo for originalo
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I'd want to learn if this is how I was taught, topkek OP
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>>38727655
Good thread OP. Made me blow air out of my nostrils. Bumptiy boop.
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>>38727655
Very nice amigo.
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>>38727655
>an actually original post
>a post with actual quality
you dont belong here
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> Chadrons
hueueueuehueh
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>>38727655
Good Thread OP, you deserve those digits
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>>38727655
you forgot to start it with
>be me
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>>38730724
original weak bait is weak
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>>38727655
Nice
also put me in the leddit screencap I hate those fucking niggers
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OP, it's time to give up on protons, those cunts don't deserve you. In just a few years she's probably just going to end up in an acidic solution anyway and no-one will want her.
Hide your power levels no longer; join me and the other electron wizards in creating an electric field.
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neat OP, have some bait boobs
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>>38727655
not bad, chemistranon
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>>38727655
Awesome post. Great work, OP.
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>>38727655
Noice
Originalado
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you can stop changing IPs and samefagging your thread now
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>>38727655
This post requires a bump due to it's high quality
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>>38727655
At this point it is better to get a positron partner and annihilate yourself
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>>38727655
I got to screenshot this and post it in /sci/ humour threads, 10/10
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>>38727655
Enjoy the bump as i enjoy the cap
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Quality post, take my upboat
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