ITT: Times you sperged out >at uni during summer semester

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>be in lunch line in middle school
>middle school Chad comes up behind me
>slaps my back really hard and says "How are you doing anon"
>had a sunburn so it hurt like hell
>without thinking I turn around and punch Chad in the nose as hard as I can
>not sure if I remember this right, but he might have gotten a nosebleed, because he was holding it and sniffling a lot
>lunch lady tells me to stop and get away from him
>I calmly walk back to my lunch table where I sit alone
>didn't get into any trouble for some reason
>Chad stopped fucking with me though

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>be 22, watch a lot of porn, really horny, jerk off like 5 times a day, love creepshots
>be at the library with my female cousin
>female cousin has a BIG ASS
>decide to take a creepshot
>let her walk in front of me
>pull up camera and click
>flash is on
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>cousin turns around and freaks out when she realizes what I was doing
>I tell her I accidentally clicked a button on my camera that turns on the light
>she asks to look at my gallery
>say no but she wrestles phone out of my hands
>not only is the creepshot there, but more porn, and screenshotted pictures of her from social media, her big titted sisters,and her mom's.
>cousin freaks out
>no idea what to do at this point
>remember I have money saved up
>offer her $300 not to tell her family
>she agrees and takes the cash (I had it on me because I don't like debit cards)
>tells her family any way
>they no longer want to see me
>blocked me from social media
>my family keeps trying to contact me
>ignore their calls and texts
>thinking about faking my own death at this point

Dude that is so shit. Just cut off contact and do the best you can in life until they realise you we're just a sperg for a little while

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>>38727231
>faking your own death
Why fake it anon? Go the full distance and never have to live with that ever again.

>>38727052
>Getting food at hungry jacks
>in line
>girl infront of me turns around
>used to know her back in high school
>"Hey anon, long time no see"
>I'm 6'5 and she's 4'10, so there's a big height difference
>sperg out and just glare at her
>continue glaring at her
>she turns around and doesn't try to talk to me again

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>be in hallway during middle school
>always this group of older blacks teasing and harassing me in the hallway
>constant memories of getting my pushed, my shit knocked out of my hands, and my ego being attacked
>never say a word in response, but silently begin to resent them more and more
>one day walk into the bathroom without noticing them
>all 4 of them follow me inside the bathroom
>am pissing in the urinal, blacks are behind me, wooping and hollering
>finish piss
>turn back to them as I zip up my fly
>"N-Niggers"
>a group of blacks two grades above me launch themselves at me
>get my head bashed into the metal piping of the urinal, one black standing above me as I'm leaned against the piss stained bathroom wall kneed in the lungs, uppercut to the jaw, and choked while other blacks are kicking at my pelvis, and taking off my shoes (never saw them again)
>never say a word as it happens, things start to get dizzy
>black in front of me pulls me forward as he chokes me, and finally bashes my head against the wall
>he moves back as this happens, so when I lurch forward, my mouth is planted on his shoed toes, and then to the bathroom floor (right in front of the urinal)
>faint
>wake up idk how much later
>head feels like it's going to explode
>stumble out of the bathroom
>slowly walk with my head in my hands
>barge into classroom with teacher lecturing, all students wheel around to see me, bruised, beaten up, and bloodied
>ask for help
>taken to the nurses office and then the dean's
>have a concussion
>report everything I could remember
>a few minutes later all of the blacks come in later to write incident reports
>several testimonies against one
>both me and the group of blacks get the same suspension (2-3 days out of school). Them for beating me up, me for calling them niggers.

>>38727231
Wait so is your family / her family trying to contact you?

Why not just block them and move on? Or is it your immediate family that is trying to contact you at the moment? If u live in different city then all of them, then why can't you just not reply?

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>>38727231
>>38727335

Dam you guys have it hard lol

>>38727101
>didn't get into any trouble for some reason
its because they thought you were special needs

>>38727101
I fucking hate it when chads do this (((joke))) where they hit you hard and then they act friendly. Like they are so alpha they don't know their own strength.

>>38727231
>takes the cash
>tells her family any way
Damn fucking roasty ass bitch what a cunt

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>>38727515
>calling someone a word is as bad as beating someone within an inch of their life
I want off this ride. And niggers are supposed to be the fucking victims here, what a joke

these threads really make me realize that robots don't deserve love

>>38727964
Damn anon, you're really on an asshole shitposting spree tonight, huh? Just chill man.

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>>38727964
>Robot
>Love
Wew. You really found my weakness.

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>>38727475

that was your opening to start a conversation and have a gf, you autist