>walk into your home >find this strange woman sitting on

>>38725660
>be me
>be scared

>>38725660
get on my knees and suck her cock. Beg her to give it to me and dominate me like the fucking STUD she is.

I'd be actually pretty scared tbqhwyf

>recline chair
>judo chop her in the vagina
>probably get stabbed
>maybe throw a lamp at her idk

>>38725660
>shitty spot welded 5$ fantasy dagger
> cheek tattoo
human fucking garbage

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>>38725660
pull out my mosin nagant and shoot her in her in the gut

>>38725660
>call the cops and wait for them to shoot her

Pull out my 9mm M&P Shield and shoot her. Luckily I do not live in a pussy state and we have Stand Your Ground laws.

>>38725734
waste of bullet
just stab her with a bayonet

>>38725660
>get on my knees
>eat that pussy like a good boy

>>38725660
>Realise I'm about to be her fourth victim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_ditch_murders

>>38725660
>put your filthy ass out of my house or i will put a real sword in your cunt

>>38725660
she's probably edgier than that fucking (((((((dagger))))))) , seriously I don't see a sharp point on it

>>38727856
I wonder if that's the dagger she used to kill her victims.

>>38726999
This post and these trips are underrated.

shoot the armed intruder center mass, notify authorities