>Have crush on girl >Somehow by the grace of God get her

Fuck the bitch that's funny

That's a joke you make after she's calm and you're both reminiscing about the incident.

It was pretty funny, but she was obviously annoyed about getting egged and your text was rude

That's a cute, harmless joke. She's a cunt.

>>38725146
if she cant take that joke she probably wasn't worth it

>>38725161
I thought it was funny but in retrospect she was upset and making the joke was in poor taste

Fucking making jokes about shootings and bombings on here the day they happened has ruined me as a person

>>38725146
just keep sending her egg puns until she replies.

>>38725146
She's probably dealing with the car situation, hence no answer doofus.
Your text was light, inoffensive and funny.

>>38725146
Yeah I probably wouldn't have sent it because she was looking for sympathy but it's not that bad.

With plenty of girls that would have gotten a neutral or even positive reaction.

I wouldn't blame yourself. Feel free to send a her a text apologising and saying you were just trying to cheer her up, but if she doesn't reply to that it will feel pathetic.

>>38725146
Fuck her, Anon, that joke kicked ass. Next time pick a crush with a sense of humor.

Shit, no wonder you don't have gf, you only crush on humorless bitches.

>>38725249
Don't apologise for that joke, you're not that beta

>>38725280
Don't apologise unless she sends a message saying she was upset or offended by it.

Sorry I forgot to include that part. Never double message.

And look, apologising for something you don't think you should have to is pretty beta, but it's also part of life. You have to do it with girlfriends, wives, friends, teachers, parents. It just makes life easier.

I mean definitely don't grovel, you didn't joke about her dead dog or something. Just a quick apology, if you feel like its worth it and there is the possibility of something romantic with this girl.

>>38725265
nigga I get crushes on anything with a pulse and feminine frame

THE EGGS WOMAN
YOU MUST EAT ALL OF THEM

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>>38725405
>>38725249
>Never apologize
oops

>>38725470

screenshot pls, lets see what you've done

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>>38725494
It was literally just "Sorry- too soon?"

>>38725505
that's pretty lame

"too soon?" is what edgy people on reddit say when they make a joke about 9/11 or sandy hook or even a death on a fucking tv show

it might not matter though

>>38725539
It wasn't meant with malice