My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago >anon listen

>>38724534
Go already. Stop making the same god damn thread every day. If you don't wanna go to China then get a room with your tranny bf already.

I find newfag copypasta like this incredibly cute

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We've been over this a million times, Champ: It's for your own good. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake.

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Kowai ruined everything
Up urs kowai

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My conversation with my mom a few minutes ago

>anon listen we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you are getting any better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grandparents to buy a computer once you are there.
>alright I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore

This is one of the worst forced memes on 4chan.

I'm going to do what I should have started doing a long time ago, reporting and hiding this thread.

I seriously advise you do the same .

>>38724606
>newfag
He's been posting this shit for years, senpai

>>38724534
am i supposed to relate to this chink who has family that care about him?
fucking slant eyed lightweight

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>>38724804
Not a meme if its real.
Pic of ticket

>>38724534
Reminder that this guy had a tranny suck him off.

>>38727060
what happened to the actual guy who posted this in his follow up thread and why are you trying to make this an annoying forced meme

>>38724742
whom is this grill plz

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>>38724534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TYQtFh8fgv

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>>38727120
That guy is me. Im now using my old trip as i will be leaving soon. The original story which i copy and pasted was a fabrication. Pic related is the real story. It's less interesting and funny to repost so i made the dad sending me to china story

>>38727554
Bro, I heard you fucked a trap. This real?

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My conversation with my mom a few minutes ago

>anon listen we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you are getting any better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grandparents to buy a computer once you are there.
>alright I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore

i need to focus on work this week and I really need to stay off this site

>>38727611
She's not a trap. I only a blowjob as shown on this video.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59329cfd2d6c9

>>38727648
Did you pay her? Why didn't you go all the way?

>>38727720
I paid about $180 in travel and hotel booking. At the time i only wanted to experience cumming into her throat. I wasnt interested in fucking. But i was too lazy to get an std test hence the lazy blowjob in the video. I didn't sleep the day before i went abroad so i was incredibly sleep deprived. If i wasn't going to cum in her throat then i may as well sleep

>>38727611
he got his dick sucked but didn't fuck
got cucked by a white guy

>>38727628

damn this rice niggers really fucking ugly

>>38724534

You have dealt with it so many times, Nissem. Get over it again.

If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to YuIin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

>>38727164
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TYQtFh8fgv
>man voice
>1:21 long
Never clicked out of something so fast.