>just get a tinder bro you'll be swimming in pussy. >get

>>38723488
You can't be that bad looking. Post your tinder pics

>>38723488
so you guys can dox me? how would i make sure you can't

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>>38723557
Time to get roasted for being black.

>>38723764
when the new album coming out?

>relying on the appjew

theres your problem

let me tell you something.

i noticed that when guys usually look at eachother, they have a different perspective on what is consider attractive.
when a guy looks at his buddy, he is like "meh you look ok just clean yourself up brah".

but guys don't realize that girls don't look at us the same way we look at other men, i know its hard to grasp.

>>38723764
>>38723764
you don't look too bad, tbqh. You should tweak your bio a bit though

>>38723764
maybe try smiling in your pics. girls are supposed to like that more. also get some pics next to female friends
if that doesn't work, well shit then you're in the same boat as me

>>38723795
And by that you mean?

>>38723809
i mean that girls don't even consider you passable if you don't have hercules/gilgamesh tier body/face
>>38723804
this is what i mean by my last post

>>38723764
You don't look horrible at all bro, but don't expect to get 10/10s on tinder because keep in mind, they have over 1000 chads to choose from. Just keep swipping right and then eventually you'll get a match

>>38723764
maybe its your biography since you should probably be pulling in atleast some of the ugliest women on the app if it just came down to looks

>>38723849
>>38723834
>>38723808
are you fucking kidding me?
tinder is a meat market, people don't read bio or look for slight gestures like smiling

>>38723834
>>38723849
I just decided to be honest and say all the nerdy stuff I was into. What to tweak?

>>38723764
Look fine nigga

>>38723900
Go with netflix and chill

>>38723764
I know it goes against black culture but you should try looking happy in your pictures.

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>>38723764
>nigger
>nigger rap album cover photo
>shitty bio

>>38723764
Wow I can't fucking stand niggers. Fucking dirty black cunt.

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I know that feel anon. I got a tinder and only got fatties and bots. A few stacies but none replied. I got 30 matches and only 4 replied one was a bot. And this was after a week of swiping right in a city with a population of 400k. Dating sites are rigged. Even a chad like me will stay a virgin forever. Give up anon, save yourself the time and pain. Pic related was my profile.

>>38723900
>what to tweak?
Literally everything about that bio bro. You gotta make it appeal to the roasties. A woman is gonna be turned on and interested by seeing "I like marvel movies and bio chemistry". Idk what to put exactly but just make it comedic. Btw u should also smile

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>>38723764
how tall are you my nigga

>>38723764
Reminds me of DAMN.

>>38723900
Leave it nerdy but tone it down just a bit. Cut the parts about the fridge and Neil out. I know you're looking for girls with your interests, but even nerdy girls don't want a complete geek. You should tone it down, then when you've reeled the girl in, you show off your other nerdy interests

>>38723953
This is a joke right? Look at that fucking bio! No wonder nobody replied. Also change your picture and take the new one at a flattering angle, you look like a serial killer in your current picture

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>>38723953
your bio is fucked, bro

>>38723977
do you think girls really care about what you write?

>>38723953
If we are at it post your conversations again

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>>38723953
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Just pretend to be an alpha in your bio. Learn to take a decent picture.
KHV that looks like he will murder the first person who tries to meet up with him.

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>>38724011
Here's one. I deleted most of my convos.

>>38723764

You look fine dude, but tinder is pretty much useless for nonwhite males, just try in real life.

>>38723488
>Be 280 pounds

Me. I still pull tinder people in.

I live in a 90,000 city.

No i'm not getting 9s or 10s, and most times even 8s. But 6s, 7s and sometimes 8s is achievable.

There must be something wrong with your profile.

I also sport a 5 inch dick and still keep in touch and have multiple visits with these women probably 50 percent of time.

Though I have been described as a very attractive fat guy but whatever.

>>38723764
>Enjoy biochemistry
I'll be your friend anon
t. biochem student

>>38723764
white shirt comes on too strong
marvel movies gives the wrong impression
you look fuckable since your ears don't stick out

>>38724035
You're kidding, right? Originally speaking.

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>>38724035
why act like that... Your acting like the parody tinder accounts were guys pretend to be a virgin 10/10 chad and troll.

if a guys first thing he says is he is a virgin im going to run,its creepy and similar to someone asking for sex right away.

Looking like a chad with no friends and a virgin just screams MASSIVE RED FLAG.

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>>38723953
>Smoke weeds

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>>38724045
What the hell. That's not fair. You're lying. Pic related is me yet I'm Still a virgin. And I'm rich, 6'2" 190lbs and muscular. Fuck you. you fat lying prick.

>>38723795

I noticed this, that's why I don't bother rating other dudes on /soc/

>>38724077
Fuck off you idiot cunt. You're either some fag pretending to be a girl, or some fat "femanon" I hope you die regardless what you are.

>>38723953
just smile and go with a more generic normalfag bio

>>38723953
anon woman do care about retarded shit like being a virgin or having weird hobbies. they don't understand ironic humor like men do, they think that life is like an RPG game of checks and balances

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>>38724088
He has to be trolling at this point

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>>38724088
dude like get a fashion sense, dye your hair brown or some shit, get some stubble. Go outside and take a nice picture in the sunlight instead of your room. smile. dont look like a creep, and try not to act like one too.
>>38724127
im a passing tranny with a 8/10 bf.

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>>38724073
No. Here is one from this qt 18 year old hs girl. She stopped replying after a while.

>>38723953
You literally look like Chad but you act like an autistic robot lmao.
Just fake it and you'll be swimmin in pussy senpai

>>38724152
Die whore. Why would I ever listen to some mentally ill faggot? Leave r9k now

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Tinder thread?

Can I get some positive criticism? I just want a qt3.14 gf

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>>38724171
NO WAY THIS IS REAL. JUST PLEASE STOP, I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS CRINGE

>>38724188
I have been desiring sex for over 10 years. I never experienced teenage love or sex. Even if i managed to somehow have sex it wouldn't help. Roasties have done too much harm to me already. And denied me sex.

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>>38723969
6'2
>>38723944
>>38723952
y-you too
>>38724065
science buddies for life
>>38724072
>>38723959
got it toning it down
>>38723969
5'11

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>>38723488
Don't bother with Tinder or any other type of online hookup shit

It's completely rigged in a woman's favor, you're DIRECTLY competing with literal six-foot six 10/10's with Mercedes and dozens of other hoes on speed dial

Even reasonably hot guys never win on Tinder

My advice is continue to game hoes IRL and fuck some whores to boost your confidence with

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>>38724251
fuck 5'11 for sure i didn't mean to reply twice

>>38724199
If this was really you should get a lot of matches

>>38724251
are you 6'2" or 5'11"

>>38724199
Put the second pic as your main one. Girls don't want to see you with other girls (as the first pic at least) and the second photo is of you smiling and having fun, far more attractive.

>>38724199
2nd picture should definitely be your first. Drop the photo with a girl entirely

>>38724277

>black male

Wrong. You don't get how borderline impossible tinder or dating apps in general are for nonwhite males dude.

>>38724280
see
>>38724275
that was a very original mistake

>>38724199
try a smug smirk instead of a why so serious grin

>>38724199
Bio:
Nomad
Strong man
Competitive gamer
Retired musician
Chinese learner
Heavy gunner
Software professional
Chiraqi refuge
Survivalist
Monkey dad

>>38724199
looks like a great profile desu.
your not very attractive but for a black its good.
would maybe consider reomving the gun picture though,

>>38724280
Both

Org

>>38724199
lmao u look like kunta kente

>>38724199
Do you live In the US? That doesn't look like a US military uniform that I know of

>>38724088
lol whats wrong with you just talk about adventure time and girls will eat ur dick

>>38724277
See >>38724306

>>38724293
>>38724300
Thanks. No girls in picture. Got it

>>38724311
Really? I was told girls like smiling in most pics

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>>38724189
are you just mad that all i did was wear girl clothes and take pills and now i get everything handed to me on a silver platter?
My bf is really handsome 6'4" from r9k.
Paying for all my surgeries and lets me life as his housewife. Meanwhile you just rot alone being a khv :^]

>>38724306
Wich country? You are smiling, having fun on different places
If i had photos like these i would have much more matches

>>38724315
I'm told I'm more attractive in person. My hair isn't cut in any of those pics because I've been traveling. No gun? Got it

>>38724340
That's a Cambodian military jacket. I went there and shot a machine gun cause fuck it why not

>>38724408
U S America
S
A

>>38724199
Everything looks fine just don't put the 1st pic and don't make your bio seem like you're a retard

>>38724408

I'm not him, but any nonwhite guy can tell you these apps are pretty much pointless.

>>38724410
i mean you could keep the gun picture if you dont have any other good pictures. Your profile is really good and i could definitly seeing a normie girl wanting to be with you and go on adventures and shit,. You actually go outside and seem like a normal person.
Looks < being a functional human bean.

>>38723764
U look fine just got a shitty bio

>>38723764
>less than a mile away
>falling for the bait

>>38724461
That indian guy from that netflix show got lots of matches and dates on one of the episodes

>>38724468
Other pictures I have:
Photo with a monk(not looking the best)
Photo with a group of older guys
Lots of photos on hikes
Shirtless abs pics(hear that's not recommended)
Selfies but in favorable lighting
A photo with male friends
Photos of me at a gaming tournament in Las Vegas

I have photos doing many different things. What's generally a "you can't go wrong?"

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>>38724543

:)!


Original Comment Required. You have been muted for 3000000 seconds because your comment was not original.

>>38724572
if your face isnt uggo then do a picture with just your face.

>>38724251
>science buddies for life
Absolutely friend.

>>38723488
>actual fembots
You don't realize what you're passing up.

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Is this better? Second pic btw.

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>>38724572
heres what I would keep from the pictures(see pic)

Add which ones look best of the following:

1 selfie (first pic) preferabbly outdoors.
A photo with male friends
photos on hikes

for your bio:
add your height if your tall
add what your job/college education is
Keep this stuff:
Software professional
Survivalist
Strong man
traveler

dont talk about video games

>>38724703
that is better good job

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>>38724604
Will this do? Obs without the Snapchat bs covering it

>>38724703
Way better bro, but something feels off about it and I can't tell what....

>>38724703
nigga you look like you went to a professional photographer to get your pic taken. Dont do that.
Just do a selfie outside. try to take it in an interesting location and not just in your backyard

>>38724754
Put a picture where you have a cap on and wear caps on tinder dates. Trust me

>>38724715
Dude I love you. Thanks for the feedback
Is >>38724754 an alright selfie. It's actually a very recent photo

>>38724077
heh girls being completely unaccepting of a male virgin but get mad if we want a female virgin.

never change ladies

>>38724754
I think you should take the selfie outside

>>38724395
Not matter how much surgeries you accomplish. You will never be a true woman. You will never give birth to a child. You will have a vagina. You will never be truly happy.

Why would be mad at a freak like you? Honestly your entire existence is pathetic. Just a sad man playing dress up.

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>>38724754
thats an decent photo. Would be better taken outside.
>>38724793
yeah no problem.
>>38724801
You can be a virgin but dont be a creep about it. Dont make it the first thing you say to someone. It could be something you explain to her later on but it makes ZERO sense to have it be the first thing you say. You dont go up to your parents or friends or random people and say h-hi im a khv :^{ You dont have to be an actual turbo chad alpha male personality just dont act like an autist. i'd date a virgin guy but dont have it be the first thing you say.

>>>38723488
>>get two stacies that ignore me, fucking landwhales, and bots

Beats what I got. I matched with a 9/10 hottie except she suddenly moved miles away over night and when I FB stalked her ass I found out she's fucking married to some army dude. So eating she's looking for Jody or just attention whoring.

Should I tattle on her bros?

>>38724842
Thanks friendo. I'll take a decent selfie on a hike I go on tomorrow

gf 2017 here I come

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>>38724838
Yeah im fine with being a trap.
Me and him plan on having a surrogate mother so we can have kids and hes fine with it, he actually didnt want to have kids at first but he knew i wanted them so we decide on it. Might even wait for stem cell shit so we can have bio kids together.
I will not have a vagina, im not getting srs im keeping the fem benis.

Im actually really really happy :) my life is amazing and i just get to be in neet housewife mode
>>38724882
i really think you will get a gf :D

>>38724869
>eating

either*

>>38724895
Sorry I was being rude. I had a bad day and I was taking my aggression on a east target. I am sincerely sorry if I had made you sad

>>38724999
What a fucking faggot
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>>38724999
Its alright ive heard the "you will never be a real girl" thing a lot it doesnt bug me.

i know im a lot more valuable as a trap then pretending im a real girl

>>38723764
>I also enjoy long walks to the fridge
bro if i was a girl id send you a message for this, no homo though

>>38723764

>complains about getting landwhales
>looks fairly portly

I don't know man, maybe it's time to accept you aren't George Clooney and lower your standards and find your real level. This is the only thing stopping me getting on Tinder, I already know I'm not handsome, I'm just scared of finding out what the girls I'll have to settle for look like.

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>>38725311
my dude unless you're packing weight yourself there is no reason to date a landwhale

>>38724754
>no comments on his hairline
I know there aren't many black people here but damn. How often you get roasted for that man?

>>38725495

Maybe he needs to change his first pic because that white shirt makes it look like he's a pretty big guy

>>38725554
I moved to one of the whitest areas in the country solely to avoid getting flamed for my lineup. I should just shave it bald. I think I look better

>>38723764
shorter bio and lose weight. make your bio shorter

This thread is bad and all of you retards should feel bad.

>>38725714
im not fat at all though

>>38723764
You look good and sound interesting, i dont see the issue. I'm sorry you're having bad luck.

>>38723895
Nope
Smiling is a sign of confidence and non threatening
It shows you're open but not vulnerable
The whole point of social interaction is slight gestures like that
Why the fuck do you think we're all stuck here in this shithole

>>38724015
> pretend to be alpha
> go on date
> not alpha

>>38723764
>twin peaks

That show isn't for you, you should really stop trying so hard.

>>38723764
7/10 would hang out and get chicken wings with

>T. Hispanic bro needing a friend

>>38726260
but it has micheal cera whats not to love

>>38726262
you sound pretty cool chicken wings are great when spicy

>>38724199
you look like an african warlord from one of those vice documentaries

>>38723953
>dat pic
I lived you in Blade Runner...
So why did you choose not to kill Deckard?

>>38725707
yeah man just shave it off at this point

Is it bad to have a selfie as profile pic? What are some things to write in your bio you can't go wrong with? How to not make a retarded first impression in the chat?

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>>38723488
>not taking pic with two girls to make yourself look good.

>>38723488
Online dating is only for women and chads, otherwise you are fucked. In about 500 swipes i only matched with a few 1/10 single mothers.

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>>38724088
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

IS THIS BAIT

>>38723488
Dont forget a nice firm handshake champ

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>two girls in pic
>10

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>ITT kissless virgins giving advice to other kissless virgins

>>38726935
You do realize not everyone on this board is a virgin, right?

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>2 girls in pic
>twice the Chad