>b-b-but Chad has blue eyes, why are mine brown, fuck my

>>>>>>>>>>>biokenises

>>38723441
HMMM THIS LOOKS SHOPPED

>>38723459
You can make fun of it and wallow in misery at having brown eyes, I'll be enjoying my green reptile eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqKsws74O4

>>38723533
It clearly isn't. You gonna let Chad punk you again?

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>>38723535
Post em when you get them,lmao.

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Don't listen to the op, he's bsing you. Girls don't give a fuck about your eyes color and jawline. Trust me, just be yourself man, it'll all work out, it did for me.

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>>38723441
>receding chin
T-thank you based genetics!

>>38723441
the first eye is far superior, now it's just an ugly basic blue eye.

>>38723624
>Just be yourself
Prepare for (you)'s.

>>38723631
Fuck genetics, change that shit, with biokinesis. Make your genes your BITCH

>>38723631
That's not a receding chin you fucking moron jesus fucking christ I swear you fucking normalfags just come on here and post stupid shit just to annoy me you're like thoses fucking chicks who go "ooooooh im so ugly" all the time with their shitty posts

>>38723694
I just wanted to point out I don't have a receding chin and my jawline is nice, so I am thankful to my genetics.
>>38723713
That's what I'm saying, I'm thankful for it!

>>38723730
Oh.

Nevermind then, I'm the retard

>>38723441
you're fucking joking on me

>>38723807
Ikr? If you have an inferior eye/skin color, you should own it, otherwise you'd be uncle Ruckus.

>>38723807
No, it's real. I'm doing it now to try and get green serpent eyes, make my nose thinner, and give myself a bigger dick. By the time I'm done I'll become Chad Lizardcock.

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>>38723441
Blue eyes are considered feminine, dude

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>>38723836
>Ikr? If you have an inferior eye/skin color, you should own it, otherwise you'd be uncle Ruckus.


Spoken like someone who lets life and genetics cuck them, instead of making life their bitch.

This girl gave herself freckles

>>38723853
You calling Chad feminine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGICq4Z3DQ

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>>38723441
>14 year old emo girl science

I miss those times, but I wouldn't go back.

>>38723904
The fuck is this autistic shit? I'm sicilian-american and never had trouble fucking broads

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>>38723904
>Using the energy of motion to reprogram genes
>This nigger actually thinks he is going to get snake eyes

Anon you would have better chances to searcho for Vampires in Romania to turn,as this would be actually logical kek.

>>38723911
It isn't emo girl science, it's real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSHnGYrM5WA

Chad doctors don't want you to know anyone can get blue eyes, because it would ruin them.

>>38723984
I already have experience with the supernatural and some faint powers, so this is very logical to me, yes.

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>>38724002
I am sure you had,Anon.This is r9k after all.

>>38723441
There's people who believe in this bullshit?
There's no proof at all that this is a real thing

>>38724465
some people will believe anything no matter how stupid

>>38723441
well that video was useless.

>>38724465
You can actually change your eye color, but you have to have a laser treatment done over the course of a few weeks.