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Let's say we took all the lotions on earth from ranging from acne medication to moisturizing body lotion and somehow averaged their properties. Could you jerk off with it?
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>>38722971
oils aswell?
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>>38722971
I'm gonna say yes, trace amounts of a million substances will probably do exactly nothing to you
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I feel like the numbing creams won't be balanced out by anything else.
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>>38723005
Strictly lotions.
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This is the kind of thread I like to see
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There is no lotion too lotiony to wank. You do not need lotion to wank. As both ends of the spectrum are acceptable, literally every tier of lotionness could be used on bepis with relative efficiency.
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>>38722971
>averaged their properties
Do we weight them based on the amounts in existence? Otherwise you're in trouble, because things like depilatory creams, hot and cold creams, and hormone/steroidal creams are very concentrated.
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>>38724210
Shit, there really is a lot of menthol out there.
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>>38722971
Unf I love me some toilet sluts.
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