>Guess what, bitch? You're getting promoted as my own

>>38721708
If I do a terrible job do I get fired?

>>38721708
Sorry, I'm not interested in taking a pay cut.

do it then sue him for millions

>>38721724
>You get put on suspension, daily ass fucking until you are back on good grace

>>38721708
It's all about that firm blowjob, Champ.

>>38721708
That is a handsome cock.
>Y-yes, sir! u3u

>>38721730
What job you got nigga, you hirin?
>>38721758
Like a jury of women would convict a Chad based on some ugly robot's word.

>>38721826
Senior software architect.

>>38721708
I don't even work here!
>Get on my knees, sobbing uncontrollably
This is a really hostile work environment, Mr. Chad!

>>38721849
Would you be willing to mentor a young hardworking currently NEET robot?

for 100k a year why not
i dont have that much dignity

>>38722242
I'd eat his ass too for that much desu

>>38721708
where did you find this picture
what the fuck do you do all day

>>38722174
There's no such thing as mentoring in Software. You get your degree, you lie on your resume, you bullshit your interview and you spend the first year googling answers.

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I'll do it for free. *sniffs chad cock before gobbling his manhood*

>>38721708
Make him sign a contract which specifies under no circumstances can I be fired and get 100k raises every year and then give it a quick suck with teeth. Still counts as a bj.

>>38721708
Sure. For 100k a year he can have his way with me whenever he wants.

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>>38722464
Well thanks for nothing then, rich fag.

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>>38721708
Bite the wiener off.

>>38721730
>get to suck cock
>a pay cut
pick one

>>38721708
sounds good.
I've got repressed desires to suck dick and I'm sick of making just over minimum wage

>>38721708
Not for 100k no. Double that, we talk.