Hey, betas. On a skype call with my girlfriend.
I'm a complete chad and I'm telling her how I'd bully her ex-boyfriend. Like How I would make him call me "sir" and other humiliating things.
Do you betas have anything to say to an alpha like me?
definitely not original recipe
>>38721534
C-can you post a picture of her sir?
>>38721534
make him dress like a girl and post it everywhere
Wow r9k is alot more alpha than /b/
>>38721534
Yes, you're a fucking peabrain with a disproportionate ego that thinks you're above people because you were willed into feeling more confident than other people. Probably because you're too stupid to ever stop and consider why what you're doing might be a bad idea.
I hope you misinterpret someone that can and will beat the piss out of you being nice as being "beta" and get your face re-arranged as a permanent reminder to make a careful calculation about whether it's worth it.
But you won't. Because you're a pussy. Now that someone on the internet has justified this to you you're now going to carefully and explicitly go out of your way to coddle people and keep your dumbass whiteboy egotism in check.
An aside, anyone and everyone that matured emotionally beyond the age of 13 doesn't consider a scenario a success when their masculinity feels validated. If you feel "tougher" than a lot of people it might be because they have things that actually mean something to worry about and they're probably more satisfied just having you feel like you're a big tough man while you stay out of their way and they actually go accomplish something.