>older sister keeps bursting into my room trying to catch me masturbating as a "joke" after I hinted I masturbated
What if she catches me? The lock on my door is very poor, one big twist and the door opens.
Grab her, throw her on your bed and give her the deep dicking she obviously craves.
>>38719995
She wants to catch you, and you should let her. Don't ruin this for me
>>38719995
Masturbate in the bathroom. If you need to be at the computer for porn you're a degenerate and deserve it.
However, pretty sure there's nothing she can do to you if she catches you masturbating, its just natural.
force fuck her when she next comes into your room. When you are plowing her keep screaming "OOPS YOU CAUGHT ME" every single time you plough against her ass, just keep screaming "OOPS YOU CAUGHT ME AGAIN"
>>38719995
Put something behind the door
Change your schedule
>>38719995
wait until you know she's home and trying to bust you
start jerking it and when she comes in look her right in the eyes and finish
>>38719995
You should make it embarrassing for her too by masturbating while wearing her underwear or something
>>38720111
>2017
>Still believes in the "imagining your own porn" meme
And for the internet porn, phones are a thing, I do it with my phone in the bathroom all the time, its closer to the shower anyway, unless I want to play an eroge thats in the PC
>>38719995
masturbate, and if she catches you, ask her to finish you off. if she's trying that hard to catch you masturbating, then she's obviously intrested
OP is a 12 year old fag, kys OP
>>38719995
>he can't fap in the bathroom
>he can't fix his door lock
we got a brainlet here.
>>38719995
She OBVIOUSLY wants to fuck you, let he catch you and then fuck her brains out
>>38719995
post her pic faggot