Anyone else here a loser? >no driver's license >no

>no driver's license
I got a driver's permit after failing the written test twice
>no job
I sometimes help my mom out with her business so she won't kick me out
>no college
just graduated high school, currently no plans to attend college
>no friends
I have three close friends with whom I hang out periodically, sometimes they bring along others
>no social media
I'd rather waste my time playing vidya
>virgin
Yep

>have that at least
>same
>dropped out
>same
>same
>same

kill me please

Same as you, but I'm not a loser because i don't want any of those things. If you're not good enough for a girl, you're at least good enough for Jesus.

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I'm 24 years old and have accomplished nothing with my life except for getting on NEETbux and moving out of my parents house.

>>38719729
You're the epitome of a normie. Leave or die.

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>>38719789
>tfw can't get any neetbux until you move out
>dont have any money to move out

I partially or fully have all those things and I'm still a huge loser.

>no driver's license
Yeah, it's the only good thing on my resume.
>no job
Part time, dead end, low wage.
It's ok for now but I'm going to be stuck delivering letters for 30 hours per week until they make a robot for it.
I'd be surprised if there wasn't a prototype already.
>no college
Wasted about 5 years on failing that shit but have about 1 years worth of credits.
>no friends
Nope
>no social media
I have Facebook but don't have anything to do there. Most stuff is just my mom tagging me in stuff.
>virgin
Lost it on a vacation in Thailand when I was 25.

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tfw not a loser

>>38719789
Nice, paI

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>>38719789
god i wish i was a yuro
i just want to opt-out

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>license
>no job
>college
>no friends
>no social media
>virgin

My life's still ruined.

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>>38719631
i'm almost positive i have the worst social skills out of anyone on this board, being a neet has atrophied my brain to nothing

>25
>play video games all day
>my mom gives me anything i need

i wish i can escape but icant im too ugly to do anything in real life. it sucks so bad i try to change myself but i just cant

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>>38719631
yep. I'm all of those. If only I wasn't scared of the outside world.

>>38719852
tfw you're on the wrong board, anon

>>38720018
Is it wrong that I got jealous reading your post? I play vidya all day but whenever i head the garage door opening I quickly save and turn it off so my mom won't know. She's been getting on my ass about getting a job but I have no skills or experience other that working for her and I'd rather die than work in food service.

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>>38719631
Same boat anon.

>tfw dont even have to motivation to watch a movie or go for a walk anymore, just vidya and shitposting
>aside from a few words with mom i dont talk to anyone, go without social interaction for 5-8 hours daily
>beautiful summer, spending it all inside
>90% of life happens in bedroom
>wake up, vidya, shitpost, jerk off, sleep
>procrastinate on simple things like going to the bathroom or taking a shower

>>38720103
my mom bitches at me sometimes too she just got tired of bitching at me. its not wrong to be jealous the way i worded it looks like my mom supports me being a bum

>>38720103
i know this feel

>play video games on low volume, pause when mom gets near room
>keep tap with job application site open for if she comes in
>happy when its 10 pm and she finally fucks off to bed and i can vidya/shitpost in peace

>Drivers license
Don't have it.

>Job
Dead-end McJob

>College
Nah.

>Friends
I have maybe 2? friends. I only talk to them 1-2 times a month over text.

>social media
Not even a legit Facebook account. I have one so it doesn't hinder me when I click on some shitty Facebook link.

>virgin
Not a virgin, but the last time I had sex was 7 years ago. I'm no different than a virgin.

>>no driver's license
Tick, never want one
>>no job
Tick, never want one but realise I will have to eventually
>>no college
Went to three different universities and I can tell you it only makes things worse
>>no friends
Tick
>>no social media
Tick, though it seems having it would be worse
>>virgin
No tick, but knowing the feeling of cuddling someone you love for hours and then never, ever being able to do it again is significantly worse than never experiencing it

>>38720176
>>38720151
I honestly wish I knew how to move forward but I'm such an antisocial recluse that I don't have any contacts that could land me a job. I'm also too broke to buy a car and I live in the burbs so I'm about as mobile as an anemic tortoise.

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>>38720302
Same situation, too broke to buy a car, can't go to a job without a car, and only jobs available are being paid minimum wage to stand at mcdonalds with niggers and 16 year olds.

My only plan is to maybe move into the bigger city and do community college and work there, but I highly doubt I can do that. Living with strangers in a dorm sounds worse than anything a shitty NEET life can be, and going from vidya 24/7 to work and studying is a recipe for failure.

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>>38720412
> Living with strangers in a dorm sounds worse than anything a shitty NEET life can be

Let me tell you a story:

>Start Uni in Autumn
>Move into my dorm
>School tells me I'll be alone until they find more people
>Okay
>Two weeks later get a new roomate
>He's a 6'8 skinny black guy
>When he shows up he's with his friend who's the same height as me
>The second one actually had his own dorm in a separate building across campus but stayed in our dorm instead, I even complained about this to the head of the Dorms and nothing changed of course
>Basically they were annoying as fuck and did nothing but sit around the dorm and Face Time all day
>Literally only show up to go to sleep, avoid the dorm as much as possible
>Last straw is when they brought in ugly fat bitches and fucked one of them on my bed

Then I put in a room change request.

>Move into new dorm
>New roomate is a white guy
>Seems fine until I find out he's given the door code to almost everyone in the dorm
>People enter the room and leave it whenever they want
>People would literally walk in when its 12:00AM and I'm trying to sleep for tomorrow's classes
>All of them are stereotypical normies with very little thoughts in their brains other than the most mundane shit imaginable

If you wondered what hell is like just look around you.

>>38720412
Finding work isn't really about skill or experience, it's about who you know. Normies tend to get a good start out of school because of their massive social net.

>no driver's license
Check
>no job
Not check. Although I'm pretty shit at my job.
>no college
check
>no friends
check
>no social media
I created a facebook account 8 years ago and have 20 friends on it, all related to me in some way
>virgin
m-maybe

>>38720585
This. Dealing with normies every day is one thing, them being literally inescapable and invading all your privacy is fucking unbearable.

>listen to music on headphones but cheap ones so people nearby can hear
>keep asking about my "weird depressing music"
>can rarely fap because retard roommate is always there with friends
>loud normies talking about bullshit like relationships and parties while im trying to work
>play vidya, roommate starts watching and asking questions
>"anon you never hang out or go to parties?"
>misinterpret annoyance for being weird and start thinking your mentally retarded

doesn't matter if you switch rooms, every normie is the same

>>38719631
>no drivers license
Got that a little after my 18th birthday.
>no job
I work at a grocery store until I have enough money to get into a trade, I'll probably be leaving for that within the next few months since I'm also saving for an older car. It's a local chain too so I'd say I'm getting a better deal than someone at walmart or something.
>no college
See above. I'd like to get a degree in something but right now colleges are borderline scams and most people will get fucked into debt or work starbucks tier jobs for the rest of their days. Anyone know how online college is?
>no friends
I can't keep friends for shit. I just lose interest. I have what I call work buddies though, basically people I deal with to pass the time.
>no social media
Willingly, fuck that shit.
>virgin
Funny thing is that I've had a few people hit on me here and there, I just don't feel like going through with it.
Am I the winrar now anon?

>>38720732
They tell you that sharing a dorm room with someone is "part of the college experience" but it's a Judaic cost-saving measure by the college.

>>38719631
I can't decide if it's me or if it's most people operating at basic bitch levels as a standard operating system. Either way, I couldn't be any more let down by this summer.

>no GF
>no friends
>no job
>no joy
>suicidal thoughts.

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>all these "robots" with licenses
Fuck this shit senpai

>>38719631
>no driver's license
Nope can't drive at 23
>no job
4 hrs a week job
>no college
At Uni
>no friends
I have friends but they're not great
>no social media
FB and snapchat
>virgin
I've got a gf who I've been fucking since April 2016

I am a normie

>no driver's license
got one
>no job
not anymore
>no college
dropped out
>no friends
not anymore
>no social media
normiebook
>virgin
no

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>drivers license
>job
>dropout
>1 friend
>fb account i check once a year
>fucked a lesbian before she came out of the closet but seriously that's it. I only got laid because she was in denial

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>no driver's license
>no job
>no college
>hs dropout
>no friends
>no social media
>virgin
honestly dont know why i havent killed myself yet

>>38719843
Did you lose it to a guy?

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This thread is proof that there are no good men left.

>>38719631
>no driver's license
well i have one but it got suspended because I missed my court date, but i still drive anyways cuz fuckit
>no job
work at computer repair shop and work on comission, dont make much
>no college
nope
>no friends
I have a few, but whenever we hang out i act awkward and cant do conversation
>no social media
nope
>virgin
yes

>>38719631
>Anyone else here a loser?
May...be?
>>no driver's license
Got one
>>no job
Part time 13hr
>>no college
Nope
>>no friends
One i barely talk to from school, most are from 4chan
>>no social media
Instagram that I try to post normie shit in, constantly have the urge to give up and post nothing but memes and firearms
>>virgin
Yep.

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>Live at home
>No college
>Full time job paying 15/hr
>No friends (only 1 good online friend)
>No gf in 7 years

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>>38721591
>I've got a gf who I've been fucking since April 2016

Yeah you're a normie