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>day 5 >I have narrowly escape the virgin police with the

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>day 5
>I have narrowly escape the virgin police with the help of the local Tendyman. Ever since the failed beta-uprising times have been tough. I cry myself to sleep every night.
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Gets some tendies and strike back!
You cant let these normies just laugh on us!
Beta uprising all day.
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>>38718916
Good to see you anon.

The normies came up to check the attic today, heard them say "I heard a noise up there". I think they are also suspicious as I've been eating their food while they are at work.

When I heard the normies talking below, I quickly released Rodney and hid in my crawl space. Rodney is a rat I caught and my only friend. He ran around and when the normies saw him they assumed he was the source of the noise. They came up with rat traps and set them everywhere. I couldn't save Rodney as I had to stay hidden. Heard a "snap" and I started quietly sobbing. I was stuck in the crawl space for 3 hours and when I came out I found Rodney alive, eating cheese! He survived!. I need to find a dead rat to put in the trap to make the normies think they have gotten rid of the problem.
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>>38719207
Glad Rodney made it. Not sure about your age but you should try casting a protection spell next time he goes out.
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>>38719512
I'm 30 years old. I don't believe i black magic.
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>>38718916
>>38719007
>>38719207

If you find this note on passenger pigeon it is because I've trained it to seek out powerful virgin magic. Things are not as hopeless as they appear to be. Normie mainstream media is suppressing any mention of dissent, while they haven't prevented any of our recent bombings.
Fighting is still waging heavy on the front. Just today we released our fermented piss bottles into a local water system. Soon enough normies started dropping left and right. Biological warfare seems to be out most effective tactic at this moment.
We've reclaimed the area as our HQ and even armored some BMWs for when we strike urban centers.

If you wish to join the resistance please see the coords provided. Once you reach this area a team is prepared to take you across a nearby bridge to our HQ.

42*32'8.18"N
83*28'32.71"W
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