Autistic things you do: >yell "RELOADING!" Whenever

>>38717559
why are cuckservatives so cringe worthy?

>>38717559
You stole that from the anon that changes our tp rolls faggoy. I'll post screencap later

>>38717559
Pronunciate words with a japanese accents sometimes.

For example I'll say "POSTU" when clicking 'Post' in ten seconds when the cool down ends

>>38717924
>he doesn't want to suck tomi lahrens toes

what, are you a faggot?

>Every time I'm about to ejaculate I always punch myself in the face and say "I deserve it you autistic, cunt!"

I know, I have some issues,

>>38717990
>wearing a shirt with her face plastered all over it

what, are you a cuck?

Jump in the air twice because you've played too much minecraft and want to fly

>>38717559
Yell "RELOADING!" when I reload my handgun. People don't stand next to me at the range.

>>38717559
>"RELOADING!"

It's like your only experience with firearms is cawadooty

>>38718072
Im not judging you, but explain.

>"It's happening!"
When I need to take a shit

>>38718090
>not sending her $500/month so she sends you short lewd videos of her feet on snapchat

spotted the cuck

>>38718160
Dated a sadist girl during the 7th grade for 4 years. She did a lot of shit to me, but I have to end the relationship because she wants to take her fetish to the "next level."

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>>38718200
Ok, this is nothing short of hilarious.

>>38718072
That's some signs of abuse if I've ever seen one.

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>>38717559
>say "delete", or "delete; inappropriate", outloud when I say something I regret or don't like.

>>38720166
that's super cute, anon n

>>38717559

>Make and say the GTA Vice City menu sounds out loud
>When I'm driving I make my hand into a gun and shoot people
>When Im home alone I take out my bb guns and pretend I am in a drug bust

Sometimes I rush up the stairs on all fours in my parents house

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>Watch streams and pretend I'm on voicecall with the streamer.
>Also pretend he's my friend.

>Throw screaming fits and hide under my weighted blanket sobbing

I actually have autism

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>>38720583
>imagine what it would be like if you met them in person and were invited to be a co host of sorts and everyone loves the chemistry in the streams

Hiiiieeeeeeeeeehhhh!!!!!!

>>38717559
sometimes i smile when people make fun of me

I wear a Legion of Super-Heroes ring in public.

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>>38717559
>If I hear an Indian accent being spoken I'll copy it really badly almost immediately without thinking about it.
>If I hear a non English language being spoken I'll immediately say "DURKA DURKA DURKA" out loud.

That's a couple that come to mind.

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I quote Cabal from the C&C games throughout my day

wake up:
>establishing battlefield control, standby
have to poo:
>chemical missile ready
have to poo but aren't near a restroom:
>cannot deploy here
get a text message:
>incoming transmission
can't buy food cuz I'm a poorfag
>insufficient funds
talk to a girl and realize she's a trap
>cloaked unit detected