>Mom unironically gave me the, "Champ, just walk in there,

>>38717320
Bump because baby boomers are shit

mom once forced me to give a girl a handshake, I hid behind a couch for the rest of the day

>>38717320
handshakes are like the fresh morning air and a cold mountain stream to baby boomers

>>38717320
How old are you that your mom is a fucking Baby Boomer? Because Baby Boomer refers to the post WW2 population explosion, the generation that were young adults by the time Woodstock rolled around and hedonist business executives in the 1980s.

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>>38717320
"You can do it, sweetie! All you have to do is walk in there, show them that bright smile and handshake, and tell them you want the job. That's how I did it!"

>>38717320
i love dad posting, anyone have the pic i forgot to save it.

>>38717320

>Mom wants you to get a job and better yourself instead of being a waste of space that plays video games 24 hours a day

Wow OP you have it tough

>>38718367
25 my mom had me really late in life like the selfish bitch she is

>>38717320
A good firm handshake can take you a long way, believe it or not. But being a whiny NEET, you probably don't have a good personality to show off.