>get hired at a store 2 weeks ago >second week at my job,

you're going to get fired 99% sure

>>38716042

Youre already fired. If they want you coming without your uniform youre done.

You're fired mate

Fucking dipshit

>>38716112
>>38716125

Is worth blocking the number and never showing up again?

>>38716042
Yep, you got fired. I'm pretty sure the Manager asking you to come to the store without your uniform and replying a day late makes it obvious that you've been caught.

>>38716235
It doesn't matter. Youre fired. If you're not going they are just gonna send you a letter

>>38716042
If you're that much of a cunt that you risk a job for chocolate bars or some shit then you should probably just end yourself now desu

>>38716235

Either way you're fired and won't be able to use that place as a previous employer or a reference.

Don't steal from where you work, dumbass.

>>38716268
Not to mention that he works at the store and still gets caught. Nigga didn't even bother to learn where the cameras are pointed at

dont even show up. theyre just going to lecture you about stealing.

They might have the police there waiting for you. Don't go.

srsly y tho

you shoplifted a $1 item "to eat"? are you saying you really couldn't afford $1? you had a job for christ's sake

next time (if there is a next time) just pay for it. this experience is really not worth it for $2

Yeah, you're fired OP.
>>38716397
Also remember this. You probably shouldn't go, just to be safe.

>>38716262
>>38716265
>>38716268
>>38716287
>>38716292
They can't issue a warrant for me over petty theft, right? It's 2 dollars worth of food.

>>38716042
God, character I hate the most. Stupid, careless and morally spineless bundled in one package.

>>38716042
100%

t. I had 2 coworkers who worked for over a year before me get fired for stealing a .50 cent snack.

>>38716546
Yes they can, and they will. If you steal, you go to jail, end of story.

>>38716546
If they have you on camera youre pretty much fucked

>>38716546
Anon, do you know if the store has cameras? If they do and you were caught by one, well, yeah.
Why would you do it though? Are you not aware that stores do inventory? That they look into it if they notice stuff missing?
Just block the number and never go there ever again, not even as a customer, and pray to god they do not get the cops involved.

Why didn't you just fucking ask, in fact someone at work would probably spot you a dollar for the candy

>>38716042
99% you fucking idiot
>stealing in the first two weeks of your job
>stealing on the job at all in this economy
>stealing

>>38716235
You can't always run from your problems anon also they can charge you for petty theft but its highly unlike for just 2 dollars unless they really hate you. When you get there and if they bring it up, just offer your boss the 2 dollars and say you won't ever do it again or some shit

>>38716042
Do not reply, do not go back to 'work'. You've already been fired and the police will be waiting to humiliate you, not showing up will turn the tables and turn a $2 theft lol into a $100 follow-up job which they will more than likely drop.

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>>38717019
confronting his boss would be far too much for the average robot. Shinji'ing it out is the best course of action.

>>38717052
If he got a job and survived the job interview, I'm pretty sure he would be able to confront his boss. Idk tho

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>>38716042
kek you are done
>tfw work at a bar
>tfw also do the stock count
>tfw manager is too lazy to do a stock count to confirm my count
>tfw drink milkshakes daily and take a soft drink home every night

>>38716042
You're fired dumb ass. Back to NEET Dom

>>38716042

If you got caught stealing then they're either very strict or you made so obvious. Don't go. They'll just tell you that you got caught and maybe get the police on you. For a 2 dollar theft, you'd expect them to give you a warning but damn they obviously hate you. LOL

>not working at a place which gives you free food
>not knowing how to alter records and take stuff out of camera view
shiggy diggy

>>38717242
You're a nigger, aren't you anon?

>>38716042
Are you an actual retard? How does someone this fucking stupid even exist?

Where the fuck is OP? Come back and tell us what you decided to do.

Did OP get arrested?

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>>38717367
I've decided that I'll go to the store and face my shame.

as a customer that steals lindor chocolate balls everytime i go to the grocery store this makes me laugh.

>>38717473
Wait, there are people who like those lindor chocolates? Those things are fucking gross

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If you're that much of a desperate nigger for food and drinks just work at Starbucks, they are always hiring and there's one in every fucking corner. Free food and unlimited drinks when you work, 30% discount on days you don't.

>>38716042
>shoplift
Serves you right.

>>38717424
Admit to nothing. Hear that? Nothing.

If they say you stole $2 of stuff you can say "are you that hard up for $2? I didn't do it but here, take $2."

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>>38717515
are you serious kid?

these things are like top of the line as far as chocolate goes but no way im paying retail price, instead i just eat them from the bins at the grocery store ayyy lmao

>>38717550
>I didn't do it but here, take $2
They know he did it, so he's just going to look retarded saying that. In my opinion, I think he should just admit to it and give them the 2 dollars to cover it

>>38717424
That's the best course of action at this point anon.

Like previously you're 99% getting fired. However as long as it was only $2 I can't imagine you'll face any real criminal penalties. The legal costs would far outweigh $2.

What is your manager like? If he's nice maybe he'll let you off by telling you to pay what you owe. Or you might get fined if he's one of those types and gets the cops involved. If you have clean record any real jail time is essentially off the table.

My guess is you're just going to get fired. Running from it will probably make it a lot worse. So whatever you do, make sure you show up. They have all your information from your application so there's no real running anyway

>>38717424
Keep this thread alive and inform us what happens OP

>getting caught stealing
what are you some sort of retard?

>2 x $1

hah, i steal like $30 worth of shit from my store some days, depends how im feeling

if you show theyre going to have all the employees lined up to give you a spanking dont go

>>38716235
If you're gonna be fired anyway why not just go in there, maybe it's something benign

I mean it probably isn't but just go to see. And if they get mad do something memey like say "I can vomit the item back up if y'all want"

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>>38717639
Bumping in an epic robot shoplifting thread


PS
>best case scenario: write up & dismissal: sign here, please leave the store now, you're b& from now on

>medium case scenario: write up & dismissal & a security guard is there to escort you from the premises, you're b& from now on

>worst case scenario (unlikeliest): write up, dismissal, police are there and you're arrested for petty theft, a misdemeanor, you bail yourself out on self recognizance (I forget the exact term, but it's like bond with your signature instead of money), you get a court date, pay a fine and do community service, you're b& from the store

>>38717424
Do it

Be confident too, don't roll over. It ain't a big deal, this is the age of post-industry and abundance and stealing in such an environment does not carry the same weight morally or practically as it has in history. You're good on all fronts my man.

You shouldn't do it though. It still makes you a nigger. But just a bit less of one

>>38717750
No, he should definitely go, that's hot af

>>38717900
Don't forget the blacklist that totally doesn't exist.

>>38716794

>If you steal, you go to jail, end of story.


Unless you're part of the bourgeoisie, in which case if you steal you'll have millions of people cheering you on.

fyi op even if you get arrested you probably wont get shit for stealing 2 bucks unless you have a history of stealing

ugh oh my fucking GOD ugh you FUCKING RETARD oh my god how can you be that fucking stupid!?!?!
you stole FUCKING CANDY BARS!!! What the fuck how can you be so fucking stupid. You break the fucking law, you go the FUCK to jail, that's it. You don't deserve that job, you piece of shit.
UUHHHHH I fUCKING hate people like you OP, what the fuck "oh im just gonna steal this candy bar like a fuckin douchebag nigger" yeah have fun with 30 days in jail and a mark on your record you colossal faggot.
Seriously who the fuck does that!?!?! Fucking UGGGHHHH candy bar stealing DOOKIE PUSHER fucking IDIOT ughghghg!!!! Yeah my little brother stole a candy bar once and I beat his fucking ass for being a little faggot with no morals. You broke the law, now deal with it. If I knew you OP I would do nothing but laugh, and if I worked with you you bet your ass I would turn you in. Two fucking $1 candy bars, seriously!?!?! What the fuck. You better take your ass to that store so the cops can take you to jail you mega-dumbass. Pieces of shit like you have no place in civilization, you stealing those candy bars says a lot about your character, and you are a fucking idiot. You knew you would get caught, dumbass moron, and now you have to pay the price. Deal with it FUCKtard.

>>38718039
Continued:
Little fag bitch, keep stealing those candy bars you fucking IDIOT
>PBBTBTPTPTBPBPBTPPPBB DURRRRRRR
Yeah I'm fucking glad you got caught, dumbass. I hope you never get another job any time soon. You have a lot of learning to you, and are most likely underage. Fucking idiot.

>>38718039
pipe down you hysterical windbag, stop being such a moralfag, also, why didn't you turn your little brother over to the cops, you hypocrite

inb4 'I beat him up' so what, you saved him from having a criminal record

>multiple totally acceptable candidates were rejected in favour of a retard like OP who steals 2 fucking dollars worth of food from his OWN EMPLOYER

>>38716042
Go in regardless.

Mate, why?!

>>38717900
Unless its a local business ran by the biggest jew in history scenario 3 wont happen.
Who knows maybe they will tell OP that if he is struggling financially they can help him and he doesnt need to be stealing from them This scenario is just as unlikely as the third one

enjoy prison, tyrone will be sure to break you in bitch boy

>>38717900
>>38717923

thanks for the reassurance. I'm currently applying for jobs right now.

I was practically a NEET for 7 months before this. (I was going to CC for the summer but had to drop it early because I couldn't pay lol). I'm thinking of ways to avoid telling my parents. This is literally the first time I've stolen something out of a store and I got fucked for it.

>>38718159
Yeah I agree, but I suspect OP is overweight so I doubt they'll feel sorry for him

>I hope this isn't pasta or troll or bait, I really wanna find ur what happens tomorrow!

>>38718140
>>38717135

I didn't even get an interview. I was told that the other guy failed the basic assessment so they defaulted on me.

>>38717424
The police aren't going to fucking be there. It was 2 fucking dollars bro, they're not gonna waste their time. Give him 2 dollars, apologize for it, admit it was a stupid mistake and then ask him if he'd be willing to give you a good reference for your next job

>>38716042
Why even steal the stuff in the first place? Are you a retard with no impulse control? If you're hungry then just deal with it or eat some of your own food. Or buy food from your own store.

This is not how stores operate over employee theft.

Source: Me.

You're all extremely dumb and paranoid.

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1. Go to a different store and buy two of each item you stole, plus some gold paint.
2. Paint the duplicate items gold.
3. Return to the store, apologize, and offer to return the stolen items.
4. Present them with the regular items in one hand and the golden items in the other while asking them to remind you which ones you stole.
If they say it was the golden items, give them nothing and go home.
If they say it was the regular items, reward their honesty with the golden items and they will be so moved by your generosity that they won't fire you, and might even give you a raise instead.

>>38718039
>>38718095
dude, it's a candy bar. I guarantee OP makes the owner of that store orders of magnitude more money per day than he's taking, and that extra energy probably helps him do it. sure, OP is a dumbass, but he's not really immoral, and if anything his boss should have a better employee discount/allowance policy. if you're such a narc cuck you're willing to get your fellow workers fired to help someone who doesn't give a fuck about you, enjoy getting fucked with, laughed at, and no one ever covering your shift

>>38718204
Still though, why? 2 dollars of food? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>38718234
Seriously man, they'll respect you for taking responsbility for your actions and trying to make ammends by paying him back. Tell him you were broke and hungry, but then tell him you're not trying to make an excuse and that you know it was a stupid mistake

>>38718238

>admit to stealing and then ask for a reference

just how fucking dumb are you?

>>38718257
>source: your ass
stores fire employees for theft, it's that simple. OP won't get the cops called on him, but he doesn't have a job

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>mfw OP gets fired for being a shit employee and they didnt even know he stole anything
Which reminds me dont admit or acknowledge you did anything unless they say so first. God forbid what i said is right and you spill the beans on stealing on top of being bad at your job.

>>38716546

It's not just petty theft; it's theft as an employee, which is a much bigger deal. You've proven that you can't be trusted with any responsibility.

Once that makes it into the employment history databases that the credit reporting agencies run, any automated system will discard your application before anyone sees it.

>>38718266
>it's a samson says something unbelievably retarded that's embarrassing for even a teenager to utter post
surprising

>>38716042
>no uniform

definitely fucked lol

Try to offer your body in forgiveness.

>>38718260
>golden items
you mean gold painted items, also this sounds like something out of the bible, or Socrates, or an anime

>>38718257
nigger I worked for Wally World (i.e. Walmart in case ur a non-American) and they warned us in training they would persecute (i.e. have us arrested) if we stole any amount, *any* *amount*, however no employee ever stole while I worked there so I dunno if they would actually have gone thru with it

>>38718289
You're already caught, best you can do is own up to it. People respect that. And if he is cool he'll forgive you for it and understand that you need another job

just ask him if your fired lmao

>>38716042

After they fire you, wait a couple months, and then send in this form:

http://www.theworknumber.com/Employees/DataReport/report_request.pdf

That will tell you if they are telling other potential employers if you were fired for theft. You'll know how fucked you are.

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They might just be suspending you with a warning.

They might also be firing you because they think you have a bad work ethic (and not no about stealing).

>>38718325
it's the truth though. if you're such a whiny narc cuck you're willing to report a $2 theft from some asshat too cheap and short sighted to give his employees even a miniscule amount of food, your fellow workers will screw with you, and likely won't want to do anything nice for you. no one likes a snitch, not even the authorities they're snitching to

>>38718387
Gets a charge of lewd and lascivious conduct in public added to his theft, has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life

>>38718238
>only worked for 2 weeks
>asking for reference

even if op did nothing and quit it would still be a bad reference

>>38718457
What if the boss proposes it?

>>38718407

He was there 2 weeks and showed he couldn't be trusted. He's not getting a reference and even if he does, it's not going to be good

>>38718260
teehee i got that reference

>>38718266
Yeah, typical dude bro ass-nonsense. Look, if OP were in my realm, I'd have his fuckin ass. Bunch of shithead little teeny boppers shoplifting treats and lipsticks and shit. Not for me, no sir. OP knows what he did, he broke the law and deserves serious repercussions. OP is a turbo dumbass, like what kind of major FUCKTARD steals candy, what the fucking fuck, OP you fucking DIPSHIT. I don't care if my coworkers talk shit about me, anyone who isn't a total fucktard (like OP) will be above little fuck fuck games and namecalling. I'll cover any shifts I get anyway, because I do my best to embody traditional european values, and am not a dumbass bitch like OP.

>>38718460
>>38718491
I'm just trying to give the man some hope. Chances are very slim, but its his only chance of something good coming out of this.

>>38718467
He'd better make sure there are no hidden cameras in the office
>gets blackmailed for the rest of his life for pleasuring a middle aged grocery store manager

>>38716553
It's the best, because of their stupidity they get their comeuppance.

Op don't go it will make mustard gas

>>38718498
sauce??? Please, with sugar on top??? I'll be your best friend forever

>>38718587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSuF1tvt_k4

>>38718621
Lol, awesome, thanks bb :3

first of all, they won't call the police on you, no one is going to jail for a 2 dollar steal of FOOD.The amount you will cost just on gas alone is more than that.

second yeah you fucked up, be a good sport and just say you are sorry, maybe you can get leave on good terms with your boss.

>>38718260
But don't you just raise the question about where you got the gold items?

Now you look like an even bigger thief.

>>38716042

Claim to be diabetic, and that you were having a blood sugar crash.

http://www.hrlegalist.com/2016/09/one-expensive-bottle-of-orange-juice-denial-of-a-1-69-orange-juice-costs-dollar-general-277-565-in-back-pay-and-damages/

>>38718260
This has the biggest chance of something good coming out of it.

>>38717550
youre so fucking stupid
fucking underage, lets see what happens when mommy kicks you out

>>38718691
He'll probably shoplift the paint and the extra candy bars, we'd better stop giving OP ideas

>>38718271
kids gotta be kids
>dude the owner is rich anyway lol

>>38718743
They'll ask for medical proof, OP will get arrested for forging medical documents, shoplifting gold paint and candy bars, and exposing himself to the manager, we're leading OP down a path of vice and infamy

>>38718039
dude the owner is rich anyway lol they just hate me for being a robot , chill senpai lol

>>38716042
OP this is important, are you black?

>>38718792
I need this movie

>>38717550
>Take $2
This will show them FOR SURE that you stole it.

>>38718844

No, why?

oriorioriginal.

>>38716042

I'm just imagining that OP was working at a pet store, and snacking on goldfish or mice.

>>38718920
kek
>>38718234
Update us, OP

>>38718844

Yes, why?

oriorioriginal.

>>38716546
Yes they can. But you can let them have your boipucci instead.

>>38718844

Asian, why?

oriorioriginal.

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>>38716042
Bring the glock OP and if you get fired for stealing, an hero and bring them all down with you.

>>38718889
>>38718978
>>38719018
This confirms my theory. OP is in fact a nigger, that gave in to his primitive instincs. Good job OP, you filthy nigger monkey!

>>38718975
>>38718975

I haven't received any more messages thus far. You all will just have to find out tomorrow.

Should I make a follow up thread or keep posting in this one?

>>38719067
Keep us posted in a new thread, my man

>>38719067
Yes please. Give us a time you will post the follow up thread tomorrow

>>38718844

Hispanic, why?

oriorioriginal.

>>38718844
Jewish, why?

oriorioriginal.

>>38716546
Most companies won't take the legal trouble and just eat the loss (unless you embezzled tens of thousands of dollars). They're going to fire your ass and that's about it. You're a fucking idiot, OP. I truly hope this bait.

>>38718844
Albino, Why?

oriorioriginal.

lmao at people saying they're gonna have you arrested or involve cops
you're definitely gonna get fired bit that's it
you're not going to jail for petty theft because it's not worth the effort from the store or the cops and nobody stands to gain from it

>>38719067

Try to fit a cell in through your anal cavity so you can post a new thread from the lockup.

>>38719174
Most companies won't take the sexual trouble and just eat the loss (unless you fucked tens of thousands of people) They're going to finger your ass and that's about it. You're a fucking idiot, OP. I truly hope this is bait.

>>38718204
>never stolen before
lmao you're fine bitch baby

>>38716042
Why did this OP fuckup thread garner so many replies? Most others I see get 20, 50 at most.

>>38719276
because people enjoy making fun of someone who did something so mundane and stupid

>>38718844
Indian, why?

>>38719053
Oh shut up you stupid cock sucking racist asshole.

unless I missed it in the thread op outright ignores answeering why his faggot ass steals and steals from a job.


he replies but never outright answers why hes' such an autistic faggot he thinks thats ok
so i'll ask OP

why are you so stupid and retarded and think stealing is acceptable and also stealing from your job on top of it. I would love to know what your retard brain thinks cuz you are on a path to being 35 posting on 4chan with a charge or 3 for being stupid

>>38718260
this is a really cool idea but like the other anon said it sounds like something out of socrates or some old fable or whatever

instead of gold paint though it should be like, just a significantly more expensive item. the paint just sounds kinda weird. op should totally try it tho

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>>38719276
cause they can't tell an obviously fake message screencap when they see one

>do I need to bring any items with me?

kek

Last time I stole from a retail store they made me sign a paper and I had to pay 300 dollars for 20 dollars worth of items, otherwise I would be jailed.
Have fun paying 10x the price just because you're an idiot with no control.

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Better start shakin' some hands, nigga.

Kek i worked at a shoe store for 6 years, stole nikes, adidas, new balance, sport shirts etc, for an extra income, never got caught u suck OP, I told them to fire me and now I'm getting unemployment security, plus the 6 years and shit, feel good, I'm enjoying neet life

>>38719379

Most likely, he probably thought he could get away with it. Why else would he do it twice? Isn't that the reason for most people?

>>38717176
No drinking alcohol?

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>>38719395
you are an idiot with no control though

that's why you signed

idiot

>>38718260
Dude this sounds fucking retarded and would get OP laughed out of the fucking store. You have no idea how the real world works LOL

>>38719471
You're a fucking idiot for thinking that was a genuine idea for bailing OP out of trouble.

>>38716042
You're an idiot and you deserve to be fired. Not because of what you have done but because of how dumb and pointless it was to do so in the first place.

>>38718691
he's gotta go in with it and be a kind of actor. if he acts a bit weird maybe it will just be que for the shopkeeper if the shopkeeper is smart

>yes yes I know what I did was wrong, and oh goodness me I don't just steal from you, it's a sort of little problem I have..
>maybe you'd want to tell me which items were yours? I don't think perhaps that I quite completely remember...

if he's dishonest say
>ah wait I remember now, I'm sure it was the other item
and give him the other item. don't just leave the store giving him nothing, that would be fucking retarded.
If he's honest yeah give him both
>oh yes it was those, and I'll tell you what, I feel bad about it so if you want you can take these other ones too

The glaring hole here though is that the honest shopkeeper couldn't accept reselling stolen goods. But then again if OP is really sly and can communicate without words effectively, the shopkeeper will know he was lying about stealing the other items, and bought them legitimately

>>38718260
This sounds very familiar, what is it from?

>>38719438
He works at the store and can't even be bothered to learn the cameras. Who the fuck does that?

>Not working at a store that gives you any items about to go out of date
>Not working at a store that gives you a discount

>>38719438
man guess I cant dumb myself down that much to think im immune to reality.

Hence why I dont steal since camera's everywhere and only the dumbest of going nowheres would do this and think hurr im good.


ah well just another dumb idiot going nowhere in life.

>>38719503
No fucking shit dude notice the giant >LOL

>>38716042

OP thinks no one is looking.

Edges over to the tank with the feeder fish. A quick dip of the net; head back and a swallow, and the deed is done. He has had his high protein snack, and no one is the wiser; as far as he knows.

The rumors start to spread, but no one really believes them; but everyone is keeping a eye on him when he is near the hamster cages, the mouse tanks; and a quiet murmur of speculation starts when he heads over towards the guinea pig area.

Then one day, by the fish tanks, it happens again. A quick dip into the feeder fish for a snack; but people were watching.

It's not the amount of the theft; but the nature of the snacks that left the co-workers disturbed, but it all comes down to no one wanting to work on the same shift as the guy who eats live fish.

>>38719547
See this, friendo
>>38718621

>>38717176
>works at a bar
>steals soda
This is why you're a virgin

>>38719464
I know, and so is OP. Your point?

>>38718525
For 2 candy bars no less

>>38716042
I doubt you got fired for taking two candy bars. You probably got fired for being too much of a fuck-up or because nobody likes you.

>>38719600
Didn't see that thanks anon

>>38716042
Are you retarded or something?

Why risk your source of income for a dollar candy bar or whatever food item it was?

>>38719067
hey put some kinda keyword in the new thread so we know what to look for

obviously tell us what the keyword is while we're still on this thread

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OP make a copy of pic related, when he accuses you of stealing the candy bars look confused and look away and slowly say "didn't I pay for them?" then pull out pic related and tell him your grandparents recently died together in a car wreck and you've been so distraught lately, tell him "I've been trying to be brave, but I miss them so much" and cry a little (put a little piece of onion in the corner of each eye before you go in the office to help you with this) I garuntee you won't lose your job, but do stop stealing

wouldn't they just call him if he got fired? I got fired once (was 17 on my first job, showed up late on my second day, fucked something up that day too) and they just gave me a call

>>38716794
Technically sure.

But realistically, they're not going to send him to jail for $2.* Maybe at worst, they'll put it on his criminal record and make him do community service. A single meal in jail would cost the taxpayers more than the $2 worth of food he stole.

*assuming this is his first offense

>>38718621
This is actually a reference to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honest_Woodcutter

>>38719801
not op but I could never do this because I'd think of my real grandparents

>>38719827

it's not about a net cost. It's about jailing the fucking scum of society

>>38719203
This OP, give us the inside scoop

>>38719910
But it is. Costs and literal bedspace is pretty big concern for jails and prisons, at least state-run ones.

You do realize that there's other ways to punish petty criminals other than locking them behind bars, right?

>>38719910
>scum of society
>stealing $2 worth of candy
fuck off moralfag

>>38717176
Same nigga, except I drink alcohol, not just soda and milkshakes.

I feel you though, it can be rough to bartend too drunk.

>>38720051
>too drunk to bartend

I don't think I've ever seen anyone hit that point.

>>38716042
Don't worry about it. A friend of mine went through some rough times and shoplifted some sodas while he was on shift. When they caught him, he explained he didn't have a lot of money for food and they let him pay it off.

Then they fired him, of course, but it's not a big deal as everyone's making it out to be.

>>38719276
Because most of the current threads when this was posted were garbage and I was bored.

>>38718844
Mexican, Why?

oriorioriginal.