>trying to talk to be before I've had my coffee why

Fucking normies stealing our quads

>>38714444
don't even THINK about speaking to me until I've had my second cup of coffee xD

it's not even a joke. How can you just go from 0-60 the moment you wake up

>>38714812
By being healthy in general and not being caffeine dependent

>>38714812
You don't, we're just not normies so no one speaks to us you normie

I bet OP uses a drip machine and pre-ground coffee like a pleb.

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>>38714873
Instant coffee, my man. I don't have the patience to wait around for my coffee. Just roll over when I wake up and turn on the kettle then I go put a spoonful into my mug and fill it with boiling water and creamer.

I drink coffee like 3x a month. It does nothing. I smoke crack and that barely does anything. Wtf is wrong with me.

>alarm goes off at 6:45
>need to leave by 6:55
>drive to work
>arrive at COFFEE SHOP before 7:15 and clock in
>then drink some coffee

Why can't OP do some shit and then earn that cup of coffee?

>>38714967
If you're a NEET you should invest the time into making a quality cup of coffee. It's not like you're pressed for time...

>>38714967
If youve got the patience go boil water, youve got the patience to brew a normal cup of coffee.

>>38715277
Doesn't take as long either

>>38714971
Your life is one big truman show, all stimulants have been replaced by inert placebos

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>Talking to me before my morning line
I know how you feel

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Who /turkishcoffee/ here? Very environmentally friendly, no stupid Keurig bullshit and tastes great

>Drink coffee
A real robots coffee is sleeping in all day faggot normies.

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>>38714812
>0-60
i top out at like 25

>>38715885
If I start drinking coffee it'll be turkish or arabic because of the cool cups and pots.

>>38715143

when i was neet everything that wasn't sitting in front of the pc felt like it took 20x the amount of energy

dont talk to me before ive had my coffee and my first vape of the day

really sharpens you up

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>>38715885
How do u make it? I have a French press.

Wanted to make it recently. Like two weeks ago.

Been noticing cosmic connections on this board.

>>38714444
>go to bed at 11-12PM
>wake up at 8AM
>drive to uni
>sometimes too sleepy so pull over and sleep for a couple of hours
>get to uni
>sleep for the first 2 or 3 classes
>always sleep lectures
>go home
>take a few hour nap
repeat
I'm thinking maybe I should start drinking coffee to stay awake but I don't want to get depended on it

>>38716528
It's not like it's some drug that you can get "addicted" to. You just start needing it in order to do normal things.

i have enough anxiety in my life already so i dont drink coffee and stopped drinking tea too.

>>38716479
Here you go fampai
http://www.illy.com/wps/wcm/connect/mobile_en/coffee/how-to+prepare-a-turkish-coffee