I've tried everything to be gay, but I still don't

>>38710822
you're not gay

stop trying

>>38710822
Prison gay fags need to kill themselves.

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>>38711516
but they're easy to have sex with if you want

>>38710822
y-you cum from your butt?

are you cute, anon?

>>38710822
Congratulations, you're not gay, like almost all the ERPing weebs on /r9k/. Now stop forcing yourself to like men just because of your hatred of women, or because you find vaginas gross.

You'll never be happy OP doing something stupid like that.

>>38710822
>How can I get over the final step and be happy?
nothing short of genetic proclivity, a ridiculously unbalanced hormonal system and serious mental illness can turn you into a faggot

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>>38711749
no i'm average looking

>>38711786
but i do like men, i think

>>38712016
Maybe not your not gay and it s all in your mind

>>38712016
>but i do like men, i think
Congratulations then, you're gay. Unlike all the prison fags on /r9k/.

>>38710822
Get a boyfriend and see how it goes? always worth a try especially if you're honest- get a dating profile and talk about how you're bicurious and interested in taking things to the next level.

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>>38712341
that's good then

but how do i get over my feels and kiss a boy in real life?

>imagine myself cuddling with boys when i'm in bed with my pillow
I've done this for real and it was the best thing ever. Feeling the guy against me from neck to heel, and the warm weight of his arm around my waist.

Been years since last time and I still fantasize about when falling asleep for a nap.

>>38712406
By postin more qtbois i can send to my bf

>>38712573
Do it originally, I'm not gay tho

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>>38712573
i don't see how that gets me what i want

>>38712886
I could invite you to a cuddle and fuck session with added cuddling and comfyness

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>>38712993
that sounds fantastic but it's unlikely we live near each other

>>38710822
>2d shit and cuddling with boys
This is your problem anon, the only way you become truly gay is if you start fapping to and fantasizing about masculine men. Start with muscular but shaven chads, then slowly move on to muscular chads with normal body hair.
Force submissive fantasies on yourself and just keep masturbating and fingering yourself. Some sissy/gay hypnos on pornhub can help as well, although most are weird and degenerate. If you really eant to get into it check out 8ch /hypno/ and look for gay files, they really work.

Once you get to the point where you want to be a submissive little slut for a man, (and not an elusive fantasy like a qt animeesque boy, but a real masculine man) you should meet up with such a man and get topped. Obviously use your brain, talk to him for a few days at least and make sure he's gonna be good for you.
After you got fucked you have to contemplate the experience for a bit, and decide if you're gay or not. If you decided that you are you can move back to pursuing cute boys, continue down the path of a submissive little slut, or even do both. But you just have to really get into it to know for sure, because there are certain things (like boy smell, boy grunts/moans and the feeling of a male body) you won't be prepared for if you just meet up with someone right now.
First you have to truly want a man with everything that comes with that.

>>38712886
>tfw this turns me on, but not gay
hentai is one hell of a drug

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>>38713250
That honest sounds like a great plan. I've been enjoying more manly men since I started cumming from my butt anyway. Thanks for the advice!

How did you cum from your boipucci?

>>38710822
Why do you want to be gay? Why not just get a hooker?

>>38710822
Prison gay. Get off of /r9k/ and start fapping to qt lolis (female) already.

>Not gay
>Not attracted to men
>Not into traps or MTF trans or any of this shit
>Actually have a pretty big dick
>Spend way too much time on the internet and want to try all kinds of new things
>Always hear about prostate orgasms
>See some gifs/webms of it
>I like buttstuff so fuck it
>Occasionally I break out the toys and try my hardest to cum from just anal
>Never can no matter how hard I try
>See all these people talking about prostate orgasms
>Jealous I'm not a bigger fag so I can do it too

I'm just really open about sexual shit and want to experience new things. Shit sucks. Maybe it's just because I'm solo when I try it, perhaps if I had a female partner doing it I'd be able to have a prostate orgasm. No homo though.

>>38713324
Happy to help anon. I've been in your shoes before and used a very similar roadmap to turn myself truly bi. I've never actually met up with a guy though, and couldn't complete my final planned step which was turning from bi to full gay because I accidentally got a gf.
I'm now using my submissive fantasies to be a good dom for her, it's actually really arousing because I lowkey fantasize about being in her place. Nevertheless I think boy love is sacred, and something every man should know or at least know about.

Another thing I forgot to mention was try to "check out" men in public, like take a good look at the men you see and evaluate them like you would a girl. Decide if they're hot or handsome or not, if you'd get fucked by them, check out their bodies and imagine them naked, fantasize about kneeling in front of them etc. It might be weird at first, but just keep at it, it really helps.
For me my gay fantasies felt really distant, weird and unreal when I was out in public, and this helped a lot. I had to really force myself to do it and it felt fake in the beginning, but now it's just normal. I check out both men and women the same way now (although thinking about men admittedly feels a lot more lewd)

>>38710822
>buy chastity cage
>watch increasingly more homo porn and gay hypnos at least a few hours a day
>don't unlock yourself and don't touch your dick
>stimulate your boipussy when you're getting really horny
>do this for a few days
>browse craigslist ads and grindr
>become desperately horny enough to meet up with a daddy
>get fugged
>go home
>regret
>promise yourself you won't do it again
>let degenerate gay urges creep back and fantasize about last encounter
>do it again
>repeat
>get used to it
???
>profit

How did you cum from your butt?
Orange.

I got a pretty hard erection seeing OP's pics, am I gay?

>>38714110
Naw if you didn't see the dick that picture is basically just a flat chested girl.

>Then again I'm into playful crossdressing with a partner so I might be biased

>>38713578
Wow, so you're a fake gay? I'm not sure I trust your advice then.

>>38714290
>fake gay
Nah man, I just don't want to cheat on her, she's so nice. I was too weak to let go of my attraction toward women, but for all intents and purposes I'm attracted to men. I'm turned on by men and I no longer feel shame after I cum to a gay porno or a fantasy about getting fucked silly by a hot man.
Just because I'm being tricked by the vaginal jew you can still make it. Also I'll never date women again after me and my gf break up. It's fun and somewhat fulfilling, but it's really not as great as it's made out to be, so I'll be moving on to the real thing when it ends.

>>38714207
The dicks were the most exiting things actually

>>38713250
What do you do if you want to be the dominant one anon? It's something that's hot to me in my imagination but in real life not so much. I don't know why.

>>38714492
Then you're kind of gay.

>>38714449
Until you actually fuck a dude you're straight.

>>38714449
You're disgusting and have no dignity.

>>38714502
I don't know anon, maybe try finding a boy who's really eager about being submissive.
>>38714514
Fair enough, although I want to make the point that you can still be straight and a virgin just because you know you'd love having straight sex if the circumstances were right. I'm 100% positive that I would enjoy gay sex with the right guy in the right setting (eg we aren't cheating degenerates and it isn't in a parking lot or something).
>>38714544
I'm sorry anon

Here you go anon
https://bambisleep.blogspot.ca/