All I want in life is to be a domestic stay-at-home husband for

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Cuck fuel can't melt steel memes

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>alpha females

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>alpha females

No such thing. There's only roasties, uggos, and pure virgin waifus.

>>38708609
>>38708703

Females have a hen pecking hierarchy within their own sex.

If you've ever been with someone who does roller derby, you understand how a few females can boss all the others around.

100% of these alphas women will constantly be on the lookout for an upgrade to an alpha. that will be your life, op. it's hardwired in her DNA to ensure the continuation and success of the species.

I dated a robot once. He broke up with me because he thought I was cheating on him. When I went to the gym. I even invited him to the gym.

>>38708767
kill yourself fucking slut. cheating roastie whore

>>38708767
We all know how slutty you traps are. Nobody in the right mind would trust one of you.

>>38708800
I didn't cheat though.

>>38708767
a man will always feel insecure about a woman being in charge.

>>38708805
>I didn't cheat though.
that doesn't mean anything, slut

>>38708816
>that doesn't mean anything,

I'm not a sjw I don't believe in this emotionally cheating shit. I've never cheated in my life. I don't care what your cuck fetish is.

There's a neverending supply of spineless wimps out there honey, just start hanging out at Game Stop or comic book stores.

>>38708767
OP isn't a robot. Also I don't think it was that simple as you describe it

>>38708806
No? I feel insecure when she ISN'T in charge.

OP you don't really want that, you just think you do. are you really willing to cook, be empathetic, and loyal to anybody besides yourself????

>>38708806
I feel insecure about being in charge

>>38708565
All I want is for a girl to make the first move and ask me out. I would marry her and be 100% completely loyal for life. Instead I get girls that try and manipulate me into asking them out then getting mad at me because I wont ask them out.

>>38708877
then you really are a boy
what i've seen other males similiar to you do is pretend you're super masculine and an extremely dominant woman will delusionally think ur what u pretend to be and she'll protect you subconsiously

the only cost is you have to pretend you're masculine all of your life, you have to be something you aren't forever to keep her around

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Welp. The times sure are changing. Dat pendulum done swang like a mother fuck.

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>>38708565
>all this alpha and beta nonsense

do normies pride themselves on acting like animals? I am a human not a chimp looking for a pact thank you.

>>38708914
>you have to pretend you're masculine all of your life

Literally cant do that. I love cooking and cleaning to much. I would also miss sewing and making clothes as well.

>>38708878
I fucking hate cooking for only myself. It's just so inefficient. You have to either live off something for 3 days or else use up a ton of dishes for one meal.

>>38708864
He's a beta which probably makes him a robot or close to it. Also Robots get a bad rap. They just need someone to show them how to do things better.

>>38708952
u gotta make sacrifices to be in a relationship. selfless sacrifices

>>38708957
but u would rather want that then endlessly feeding someone who lowkey resents you because you're weaker than them, right?

>>38708949
They're memes to describe positions on the spectrum of social dominance. You're just a faggot.

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>>38708738
I suppose. My point was that it's not analogous to alpha males. A term like ''alpha female'' makes women think they can be men.

>>38708565
the fuck away from alpha females they will shit test the living shit out of you constantly.

>>38708992
>u gotta make sacrifices to be in a relationship. selfless sacrifices

The exact same thing is true for her but I don't expect her to be something shes not.

>>38708992
If she's willing to have sex with me, I'm willing to make her chicken alfredo.

>>38709030
then she's going to leave you for not giving her equal respect and trust.

one thing i've come to know about dominant females is they need somebody to use subtle feminine ways to keep them in line. if u want her to keep u in line outwardly u gotta return the favor in a feminine passive way

>>38709003
>A term like ''alpha female'' makes women think they can be men.

I don't think women think they can be men. It's more of the fact that men aren't men anymore and women have taken up the slack. I'm the bread winner in most of my relationship. I don't really know a man irl who can do what you would probably describe what a man can do.

>>38708738
That's not alpha. That's bullying. They're not mutually exclusive but also not the same thing.

>>38709114
>ways to keep them in line

I don't want to keep anyone "in line."

>>38709122
>what you would probably describe what a man can do
and what would you say that is?

>>38708767
I don't blame him because of paternity fraud and cuckolding. whatever comes out of your body is your baby but doesn't mean is his. the hospital can give you the wrong baby by accident after being left in nursery and the hospital would be sued but if you make the wrong man pay child support then their is no consequences for you.

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>>38709114
>in a feminine passive way

I am passive-aggressive as fuck and I can manipulate guilt on nearly a female level. This makes me hopeful.

>>38709147
if u want some dominant female who will do anything you want (dominating you) you have to return the favor somehow or else you're selfish and she'll leave cause all u want is me me me

>>38709176
yes bitch get urself that woman, i believe in you

>>38709178
>if u want some dominant female who will do anything you want

I don't want that though. I want the opposite of that. I want a girl that uses me to get what she wants.

>>38709148
People in this thread are saying cooking and cleaning aren't manly things. Yet every guy I know loves cooking to the point where they compete with each other. I don't know a guy who goes to bars and pick up chick. I imagine everything people say a chad does. It what people think men should do.

>>38708990
He's a cyborg at best.
>Also Robots get a bad rap. They just need someone to show them how to do things better.
Maybe, but nobody will ever show enough empathy for a robot to help him like that.

>>38708565
I am a stay at home husband. It's alright, but yes there is some concern about infidelity. So far it's been good though and we're happy. Only regret is not being able to earn skills/knowledge myself like going to college, so if we ever did separate I'd be screwed.

>>38709490
How'd you bag her?

>>38709140
>that's bullying

Which is what females do to maintain position in the pecking order. Another reason why women are angels with no smelly assholes.

:^)

>>38709003

I think most women understand the distinction. What alpha women want is exclusivity from an alpha man. Which is funny because modern sexual dynamics means that alpha women have to fight off lower ranking women giving their man a BJ.

Full article, good for rage fuel

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10772979/Alpha-females-youre-chasing-the-wrong-guy-look-for-a-Beta-man.html

>Empowered women should avoid 'Omega men' at all cost - they're dreamers, allergic to work and needy

>>38709522
Did a low-position internship at her company, ended up hitting it off. After awhile of dating she got pregnant so we ended up marrying.

>normie, liberal fake-news tier website poorly latching on internet conceived terms to trashtalk bluepilled garbage

mmmmmmm

>>38709611
>omega men

Omega means failed alpha. Rich, busy women who want a doormat to run a household for them really should avoid "omegas" at all costs. Omegas don't make good doormats. What's enraging you?

>>38709490

You can fuck her over for alimony if you ever get divorced.

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>>38709611
>they're dreamers, allergic to work and needy
it's true you know. but I don't want alpha woman, I hate those, all I want is a nice submissive chubby qt
t. omega male

>>38709677
That's true and she said if it ever happened, god forbid, she'd take care of me. Still, it's a scary idea of being a stay at home dad till say, late 20s? 30s? Then suddenly out on my ass with no skills, no job experience.

>tfw aggressive female
>tfw breadwinner
>manage finances and home repairs, solve all the relationship issues
>got a cute femboy husband who lets me speak for him and does anyhing he's told

i feel bad for anyone who fell for the gender roles meme.

>>38708738
>someone who does roller derby
That's stupidly specific.

>>38708565
That pic is just dumb. An alpha female IS someone who dates an alpha males.

>>38708835
>I've never cheated in my life my bf just broke up with me because he knew I was cheating
Hang yourself, skank.

>>38709807
> because he knew I was cheating

What a weird projection you have going on there. What makes you think I cheated?

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>>38709755
>femboy husband who lets me speak for him and does anyhing he's told
fucking disgusting

>>38709755
>i feel bad for anyone who fell for the gender roles meme.
Why? They suit 99% of the population and the last 10% can just switch them like you did.

>>38709848
You know it's what robots need. Imagine being able to sit at home watch anime and play video games all day long. While having a girlfriend who fuck you.

>tfw got wealthy through sheer luck
>still high in social hierarchy because rich(ish), only a millionaire but still
>terrible fashion sense, socially inept
>don't want a gold digger wife
>every time i meet someone new i have gnawing doubt they heard of my fortune
>buy escorts instead
Life is cruel

>>38709834
Stop shitting up the thread by taking low quality bait.

>>38709899
Oh the irony of that post. "You must of cheated on your boyfriend because your a girl." I ask you a simple question. I'm not my fault some girl hurt you in the past to the point you think every girl is a slut.

>>38709848
Drop more of those

>>38709755
>female
>breadwinner
>i feel bad for anyone who fell for the gender roles meme.
I feel bad for any retard that fell for yours.

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>>38709886
I can tech you how to get the woman you want only for 999.99$/hr

>>38709834
>>38709945
Not me, retard. Learn how 4chan works.
Every girl is a slut, and if you got dumped for cheating, why the fuck should I believe and already lie-prone poster?

Go whore for attention on /soc/

>>38709834
>What makes you think I cheated?
Because you're a skanky attentionwhore that literally got dumped for cheating, dumbfuck. >>38709848

>>38708565
I'm sort of like that but I have a feminine benis, and would never date someone more beta than me.
Maybe I'm the exception, being a degenerate tranny at all.

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>>38710003
mkdmfdfdnmf afpafpaf asmfasf

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>>38708565
Studies have shown that women who outearn their husbands divorce them at a much higher rate than women who don't.

Women won't tell you this, but many of frustrated at having a career and prefer being a housewife married to a high-income husband instead.

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>>38710057
which is betterer?

>>38710038
>>38710015
>literally got dumped for cheating

Expect for the fact that I didn't cheat. Nor did he have any proof saying the contrary. He dump me because he was an insecure robot. Who thought he was going to lose me because I was around men he felt was better than him.

>>38709834
Jesus fucking Christ you're taking some of the most obvious bait I've ever seen

>>38710015
>>38710038
Please stop replying to this guy

>>38709759

It's the "hierarchy of females" I could think of at the moment.

The problem is that most men are never part of the games of the feminine ladder unless forced into proximity.* Would "Office secretaries" be more generic and applicable?


* - They might be the final object of said games but never participate directly in managing that sex (gender) hierarchy.

>>38710106
your text is better, but imagery is worse

>>38708855
>proposition/seduce/kidnap a shy beta boy at game stop
>put in basement with exercise machines
>bribe with video games in return for getting in shape
>as fitness increases, so does sex drive
>can now condition him to cook and clean for me with sexual favors
>video games keep him socially retarded so he has no way of cheating
I'm a fucking genious.

>tfw a daddy man
>tacky mustache
>tall and bit lanky build
>Vegeta hairline
>tfw no mild sub woman with daddy issues to nurture
Life is pain

>>38710466
You sound goofy as fuck and your post was lame as fuck but for some reason I don't hate you
Good job

>>38710102
wer ist das?

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>>38708767
>dating someone with crippling insecurity issues
>ever

they create their own self-fulfilling prophecies every single time

I dated a girl and she'd get into these funks where she'd just constantly wail about how I was too good for her, that I was just going to leave, that she didn't deserve me, and literally could not accept any comfort or argument to the contrary

In the end I left because what the fuck is the point of being in a relationship where being together sends the other person into a fit of insecurity on a regular basis.

I would hope that she's doing better now but the last I know she took the breakup as proof positive she deserved exclusively misery

The tired-ass fucking cliche that you've got to work on yourself before you can ever expect a functional relationship is true as shit. How people on /r9k/ can hold out some hope of somehow stumbling into a healthy functional relationship while being so insecure as to believe that every woman is acting with malice and out to get them is genuinely

>>38709755
>>tfw aggressive female
>>tfw breadwinner
>>manage finances and home repairs, solve all the relationship issues
>>got a cute femboy husband who lets me speak for him and does anyhing he's told
tell us about the sex. the prologue is inviting.

>>38709350
I live in Northern Ireland, in the country here literally no man does his cooking / cleaning. Do you live in a city somewhere?

>>38708738
>if you've ever been with someone in .00000000001% of the female population
Kek you people are idiots

>>38708609
Vain women that haven't tasted the fist.
If you encounter a woman like that, you can slap her all the way through the greek alphabet in seconds.

>>38709755
Do you peg him to assert your dominance?

>>38709759
I know, never even heard of a "roller derby"

>>38708565

so called 'alpha females' need a man who can put them in their place. they are wholly unsatisfied and disgusted with beta men.

just because a guy doesn't make money and stays at home does not make him the beta in a relationship. a buddy of mine is an artist and stay-at-home dad. He doesn't earn shit, just watches netflix and plays with the kiddie all day. the mom goes to work, 50+ hours a week and earns the cash. he is in charge of her 100%.

she BEGGED him to marry her. he has sex pretty much whenever. she's totally smoking hot too.

another big example is jay z and beyonce. beyonce runs around telling women that they dont need men, and to be total bitches and sluts in her music. she sells these lies to pump up the self worth of roastie whores. she's a massive 'alpha female' meanwhile, she's a total gushing ball of play doh in the hands of jay z. he cheats on her and she doesn't even care and takes him back. she will literally do anything for the dude.

now jay z is out talking about how rappers need to stop calling women bad names in songs because hey, he's got his, fuck the rest of you scum, you listen to him and he knows what's best for society! don't do what he did to get to the top or get the girl, do what he SAYS now. be a good guy, treat females with respect, he has a daughter now, didn't you hear, so all the actions he did in the past sicken him. you should totally follow his sage advice and remain single and virgin forever :^)

this is the reality of the situation. the man must lead. no matter what.