If you had a girlfriend, how would you keep her from finding

>>38707845
>If you had a girlfriend
Worry about step 1 first, then worry about step 2

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>>38707845
>tfw can't imagine myself ever having a girlfriend
>tfw I don't even know what it's like to have one
Literally all I know about romantic relationships comes from movies and novels from 300 years ago.

>>38707845
She would know already, you dummy. You would get a little leeway at first, but eventually she'll get tired of dating a beta and move on.

>>38707873
the most /thread post seen today

I'm not sure how I'd have been able to trick her into dating me without her knowing who I am.

>>38707845
you don't that sounds stressful as fuck and constant work. enjoy having a second job.

It's not that hard desu. Except for the sex part. That's where every mind game won crumbles.

>>38708303
This. You can't fake having sexual experience when you've literally never seen a vagina and have no idea what to actually do. She'll know instantly you were a virgin up until that point.

>>38708349
>porn doesn't exist
>visual learning doesn't exist

I'd have believed you if we were in 1980 or whatever the fuck when there wasn't any internet porn to give you an idea

>>38708379
No porn makes it even worse. It raises girl's standards and it makes erections harder. Also porn is really different to IRL sex outside of prostitutes.

>>38708379
Watching/reading about something is not the same as actually doing it
Sure, you'll have some idea of what to expect, but you'll be absolutely horrible when trying it for the first time. Practice makes perfect.

>>38708401
>porn is really different to IRL sex

everyone says this but no one ever explains it. i learned from porn. lost my virginity at 27 and girls were calling me a sex god by the fifth time i did it. i've got a big dick and high stamina though, so maybe that's all it takes.

>>38708691
Stamina doesn't matter, just the big dick part. But by the time you're 27 it doesn't really matter how you perform, girls already had enough sex to the point that they do it out of habit instead of for pleasure. Girls are always gonna be nice to you anyways, I've been told I'm good too even tho I completely suck.

>>38707845
Just don't self-depreciate. That's all, really

>>38708401
>>38708449
Ok, sex memesters whatever you say.

Fucking cavemen figured it out, I guess us virgins are just a special breed of people incapable of visual learning xDDDD. assholes

>>38709879
Sex is not hard, hiding your lack of sexual experience is.