Dad just gave me a bunch of money for my birthday. Should

if you don't already know what you should do with it, you should save it

>>38698857
Buy as much paper thin gold leaf as you can and decorate a noose with it then kill yourself

>Paying to get blueballed

I don't understand.

>>38698888
quads of truth
savings OP

>>38698926
This, if you're gonna spend your money on something sexual at least let it be a whore so you go all the way.

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>>38698857
No. Put it to use.

Buy GW2 so we can play together, anon.

literally whats the point of going to a strip club?

isn't getting horny looking at naked women but not being allowed to jack off while surrounded by other horny men extremely uncomfortable? why not just watch porn or hire an escort?

>>38698888
Possibly the best advice I've ever seen anyone give on this godforsaken site

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No, buy lottery tickets

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>>38698857
>strip club
>with real money
nigga you always bring counterfit bills for strip clubs, strippers don't check the bill when you shove it down their panties for a lap dance (although you might want to use real bills for drinks just in case)

>>38698857
Nah, you're going to want to start that shotgun fund so you have a reliable exit strategy.

>>38698857

Escorts you dummy. Strip Clubs are for old people.