>"ohhh.. uhhh. hey girls, this is my brother Anon, he

Hot girls like that wouldn't even look twice at you. Unless you had a mysterious reputation.

also, I would never leave my room when my sister had friends over so this picture is incorrect.

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Your such a fucking disappointment.
>mfw

>>38695620
Do you know what Vacuum decay is, no? Well, let me hand out my paper on it? How does it sound?

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>>38695662
>Mysterious
Like these enigmatic gentlemen?

>>38695662
>hot
Wew lad

I find trashy girls like that hot for some reason

>>38696046
is that a cowboy samurai SWWWEWEWEWERWERWERWEEE4WEWEWEWERWEWEWERWERQWEWR LAD

>>38695620
>a bunch of qt European girls will never beat me up

jdimsa

>>38696089
did you grow up in a trailer park by chance?

They're high out of their fucking minds..

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>>38695620
"What the hell are y'all doing?"

>>38695620
Not much sis just been jerking off with used panties I stole from you. Got a spare smoke?

>>38695620
ignoring you obviously
get the fuck outside if you want to smoke, whole house reeks of your shit

>>38695662
>those depressed roasties
>hot girls
um

>>38696089
>>38696119
Do white trash even know what cloves are? Somehow I doubt it.

C-can I just have some moloko pozhalusta

>>38695620

this is how it would go for me, this actually happened like 10 years ago

>sister has just finished high school and thus has an early vaca, i am a junior in hs
>she is having her friends over in the basement
>hear loud "HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO" noises in the basement
>I open basement door
>"can you please keep it down, im trying to sleep and i have to go to school tomorrow"
>"ok, sorry"
>5 minutes later
>KNOCK KNOCK
>"wtf is your problem anon? you just need to deal"
>goes back downstairs
>"HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!"
>"aw fuck me"
>for revenge, sleep in her bedroom which, unlike mine, is not connected to the basement door
>fuck up her sheets and don't make bed before leaving for school

>>38695620
wannabe tumblr aesthetic arthoes with 10k followers but have no hobbies or skills

>>38696884
>>for revenge, sleep in her bedroom which, unlike mine, is not connected to the basement door
>>fuck up her sheets and don't make bed before leaving for school
you call that revenge? beta as fuck

>>38697055
i'm a thug what can i say

>>38695620
They all have that profound look of being really fucking damaged by chad. I honestly think girls take break ups much harder than guys when it's with chad.

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>>38697424
Lol, no Kseniya is pure, sorry to ruin your cuck fantasy

>>38696406
"Drinking this moloko, can't you see?"

>>38697529
top kek, no. Anyone who has makeup and hair done like that has taken a mile of cock if not more.

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>>38697578
no she is pure and hangs out with the birds pondering life and feeling depressed in the way that russians do

>>38695662
>those trashy depressed roasties
>hot

oh boy

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>>38697676
>lying to yourself this much in an attempt to make 3DPD even vaguely appealing

>>38697696
>r9k
>summer

oh boy.