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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen? hard

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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen?
hard mode: in real life
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>>38695076
Saw a dude eat a live mouse once
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>be 6
>kid about 10 or 11 runs into a branch and pocks his eye out
>too young to process
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Saw a woman who was driving on a bike at high speed slip and run over by a truck her guts were all over the road. I was 7 at the time.
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>>38695106
where at? was he a psychopath or a normie?
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>>38695076
I shot a kid, bad time
Part of my job though
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>>38695268
Military or Police?
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>>38695290
Private Contractor
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>>38695239
He was a crackhead hanging out behind 7/11 by the containers
>I was 10 i think and was going out back with my friend to fetch my bike
>See a scruffy looking dude with fucked teeth and bugeyes sitting by the container next to a pile of garbage bags
>He yells at us to come closer
>Get spooked to shit but friend goes towards him so i tag along
>He says "wanna see something CRAZY" (yells the last part)
>Sure i guess whatever (still piss in pants scared)
>Hear rattling from the trashbag next to him
>Like a fucking cobra he lunges at the bag
>2fast4mouse.mp4
>He holds it by the tail over his head and laughs
>Throws it into the air
>It lands in his mouth and he chomps down
>Hear a sick little snap sound like someone breaking a toothpick
>Start crying
>Grab bike and ride home as fast as i can while crying
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>saw my dog unable to stand on his own legs
had to put him down 3 months ago

I've seen a lot of horrible shit on the internet that can't really say the worst.
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>>38695076
my reflection when the screen turns black
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>>38695442
not real mate.
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>>38695076
the severely mutilated and dismembered corpse of a highway pedestrian, before they had a chance to cover all the scattered body parts up

I remember the torso looking like a burlap sack because all the guts were strewn on the asphalt
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>be me, have to work
>about to drive to work with my sister as im in the car i forget my cigarettes and run inside to get them
>get them and leave
>it starts to rain
>about to go over overpass
>concrete truck brakes hard and tips over
>the driver two cars in front of us crashes into the safety rails to avoid it
>i run to help her
>the car is crushed
>the police have to get jaws of life to get her out(i think thats what its called)
>she died from internal bleeding
>it was her birthday
>think about it some more, if i didnt forget my cigarettes that couldve been me
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>>38695376
kek
the absolute madman
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>>38696202
heres the video of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiJy-3kBStA
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>Be 11
>Riding bike home with friend from school
>Riding past a small camp with street artists
>Some wink us, others mind their own business
>About to leave camp
>Drive past one of their wagons
>Behind is a...
>Fat dude as pale as an uncooked piece of chicken taking a shit on the grass with his mucropenis sticking out
>Shocked, brain doesnt know how to react
>Finally stare at friend to confirm if I really just saw that
>Nods with the same vietnam fb face
>Dont speak with friend for the rest of our way home
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>>38696222
Checked those trips
Also anyrhing fucked up that i have seen is just lowlife scum behaviors of drug addicts.
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>>38696389
*micropenis sticking out
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>>38695122
What the fuck makes you think 'poke' is spelled like that? Why do people make that mistake?
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>>38696202
Smoking saves lives. Poor lady though.
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saw a guy with his thumb broken in half and the bone popped out of the skin
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since coming back to my home country, I've been through a fucked up moment, which led to me seeing some fucked up shit

>get diagnosed with gallstones late last year
>while waiting for the surgery to remove my gallbladder, I suffer a gallbladder attack

that should be enough, but for those who don't know

>feels like a bag inside your gut is going to explode
>apparently, mine was worse than a normal gallbladder attack because I couldn't breathe at one point
>left lung felt like it shut down and so whenever I took a breath, my right lung felt like it was doubling in size
Never had anything like that happen to me since the operation. Anyways, once I got taken to the hospital that night, we went to the emergency section. I saw people in worse shape than me.

>some guy with a fresh bullet wound in the stomach
>some guy who was getting treated for a sick burn on his face
>old guy who was going through something similar to me, but he was so bloated, he looked like a fucking cartoon character
>a practically naked old lady on the bed next to mine looking like she was going to die, as she was struggling to breath and had an oxygen mask on
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>>38695076
this morning i saw myself in the mirror
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>>38695076
On the internet,
https://goregrish.com/video/1065/cartel-brutality

IRL, I saw someone get killed in a car accident on a city street
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>>38696222
oh shit mang I got my first trips in a long time
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>>38696418
>spegging out this hard over grammar
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>>38695076
Saw two people get shot on different occasions.

Did lsd with a homeless heroin guy and his gf, she was from some rich family but she would hide him in there basement and do heroin together. When I was with them that was a years ago, I guess they're both alive but that really ruined the lives probably.

Went to the south side of Chicago, lots of lost people.
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>>38695340
I've always been interested in those kinds of jobs. I've heard most of you are ex-military, are you? How did you get into that kind of work?
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a Japanese couple arguing in a movie theater which ended up with the man slapping her and dragging her outside.
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>>38695076
>freeway
>biker wipes out
>helmet flys off
>erases face on concrete
>body spasming as he dies
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>>38696417
*microbenis sticking out
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I once saw a headless dude near my school.

It was some kind of execution, his head was on top of his stomach

Yeah, i live in a shit storm of a country
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>>38695076
When I was 12 I witnessed my father trying to kill my sister.
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>>38695390
>saw my dog unable to stand on his own legs
>had to put him down 3 months ago

kek rest in PISS you
piece of shit mutt
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>>38695076
On my way to class one day, I saw two fat drug addicted hobos in their 40s or 50s making out and groping each other, both were shirtless, looked like neither had shaved in a year, one was lying in the other's lap, the other had chocolate or literal shit in his beard or something. This was right outside of a rehab on the street, they had an empty bottle of whiskey (looked fresh) lying right beside them. I was nauseated and almost threw up in my mouth, couldn't eat lunch and lost some faith in humanity that day.
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Had to hold open my cat's head so the vet could take out the worms in his head.
He was alive.
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>>38695076

I've had to clean up several dead birds. I'm not even a janitor. Lemme tell you a couple cleanup jobs.

2 doves, Both bodies fresh and intact, One Decapitated pigeon.


>Be walking dog in apartment complex
>Find dead dove in dried up pool of blood by someone's doorstep
>Use the spare bag on hand to pick it up and throw it into dumpster

>Be walking on campus
>Find Headless pigeon body
>Ok then, scoop it up with a piece of cardboard (It was litter because where I was walking was publicly shared property)
>Find pigeons head, several feet from the body, Spine still attached
>Why.Avi

One more thing, Don't feed pigeons Spicy foods, The gas builds up in them, And they explode into a bloody mess.

Checkmate, OP, And just to see if I can outdo myself, Check my Dubs.
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>>38695076
Never seen anything that bad irl, worst is probably when I saw a trash-man accidentally slice off a chunk of his thumb.
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>>38695076
>9 years old
>walking to neighborhood liquor store
>3 niggers going crazy
>semi naked girl running with needle still her arm
>bleeding from arms and knees
>guy dead on the floor
>other nigger shot him and ran away
>walk the other way like I've been told and walk two blocks to different liquor store
>get hot fries and arizona
>watch rob and big was comfy desu
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In school a seagull flew into the window of my class and it like splattered on the window and slowly slid down it onto the ground.

Then at break some kids started kicking the corpse around and they got in trouble.
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Saw a kid get his fingers run over by ice skates. That doesn't cut them off though but I never found out if he kept his mobility. I'd assume so unless he'd fallen knuckle-down. Next to that I saw the effect of getting t-boned without a seatbelt just a lane away on my way to get some Denny's at 3 in the morning and it tripped me out cuz he was dressed silly like my own peepep only bald so very much like a clone.
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>drove past a wreck with an old man inside his car
>the car was split open
>as was he
>he resembled my father
>another car wrapped around a tree a few yards away
>keep driving
>never called any emergency services
>never heard of it again on the news or elsewhere
Sometimes I wonder if it even happened at all
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>>38695076

I've been at private BDSM events where blood was drawn and a nude woman writhed around in her own blood for a bit. Just a little bit spread all over your body gives the dramatic exhibitionistic effect.

I was also at the supermarket a few months ago and some woman just started seizing in the checkout line, must've hit her head, maybe. Her head was literally squirting a small, fine stream of blood with a good deal of force and distance, that one kinda shocked me a bit. I was among the 911 callers on that one. happily she didn't bleed on me.
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IRL: Probably walking through the bad part of town and walking past a guy that had a bloody needle sticking out of his arm. Was probably just high as fuck but sticks in my mind because there's a good chance me and a bunch of other people were just walking past a dead guy not caring about him.

Internet: Daisy's Destruction. It's no joke.
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>>38695076
>was in a trap house some many years ago
>trying to make a sale, having a good time smoking weed/crack with some bizzare niggers (I'm white)
>some nigger throws his woman into the living room, she hits him and he beats the shit out of her
>smoke more weed and say "aint that sum shit"
>niggers laugh
I felt sort of bad about it afterwards but you have to understand, blacks live in a completely different world and they are probably happily smoking crack right now
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I stepped on a bird and broke it's wings. I killed it later. I've also seen my relative have an open casket and boy was it horrible. I've seen multiple car crashes but no body parts.
The worst I've seen on the internet was probably gore from /b/-tier threads, this photo gives me the creeps but not the sicks.
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Meh, just farm life. But I'm shit scared of blood. It makes me faint.

>Helped a female cat give birth to 4 little cats.
>had no knifes she was too tired to cut the ombelical cord of the last one.
>I had to use theets.
>I had to resist the parasympathetic reaction

>Watched as my dog captured a deer.
>Had to end that creature with knife.
>Had to carry deer home on motorbike and remove its insides before my dad came home.
>I still remember the image of my dad shirtless, smoking a cigarette with a huge ass knife in his hand, skinning that thing: "you try anon... You need to learn."
>nope.

>Had BB gun with scope
>headshotted a rat.
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>>38695076
Saw some guy get hit by a car from somebody who blew through a red. Read in the local paper that the guy died on impact
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>>38699224
>I've been at private BDSM events where blood was drawn and a nude woman writhed around in her own blood for a bit.

I was trying to think of fucked up things I've seen and that reminded me that I do shit like that in private but it seems normal to me keke.
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>Be me but younger
>beta fag who doesn't know how to deal with girls
>at band practice space
>girl comes in talking about how its her birthday and she wants to do drugs
>offers to suck everyones dick and fuck
>dont believe her
>she calls me gay fucks everyone else in room
>she leaves and bangs every guy in every room she gets in
>one week later - note on everyones door saying go to the hospital if girl was in your room


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>be younger me
>walking down street late at night
>van blows stop sign
> hits on coming drunk driver
>van spins out and hits a pole
>13 Mexicans crawl out of the car and run
>many still trapped in car

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>be me
>dad passes away in room
>call 911
>911 turns into tech support line and has you test out all this stuff on body thats cold
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Found my dad dead two months ago.
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>>38698183
Fuck you. You are an absolute waste of life. Do us all a favor and off yourself.
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>>38695106
>>38695376
>Saw a dude eat a live mouse once
That's not so unusual
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>at the beach with family
>see people scrambling further down the shore, and walk over to see what's happening
>a couple of middle aged guys were pulling a body out of the water
>it was an old man, pale as a ghost and a little bloated
>they drag him further on the shore and start doing chest compressions
>a ton of water gushes out his mouth as soon as they started pushing down
>poor dude was obviously dead, but they kept doing compressions and the water kept coming
>eventually police and paramedics showed up

I won't forget the look of shock on the old man's face, like something out of a movie. It almost didn't seem real.
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in 6th grade, fat sperg w/ anger issues running out onto shitty jagged school track during PE, about to charge through a crowd of people while mumbling as he normally would. Only this time, fat sperg trips & slides on jagged track after gaining some speed. Everybody's laughing and heckling him as he gets up, but he kinda sits up and starts holding his leg as everybody now sees strips of flesh hanging off, his kneecap & muscle exposed. I still have no idea how that happened but god damn
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Once saw a dog get hit by a car, all that was left was a head, then when I wasprobably 14 I saw my horse's leg get snapped off...
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When i was 7 i saw irl a family bird being pulled out of a window by a hawk, and its guts were torn and spread all over the place. Otherwise I've seen cannibals rip someones brains to shreds and eat their eyes
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>>38699749
Why go to the hospital?
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>>38695076
Idk, i've seen a kid getting whipped in a locked cage for like 2 hrs, I've seen 3 people fall off cliffs, a kid molesting fish, animals sacraficed, and a guy with a half decomposed deer skull with part of its spine shoved on the end of his walking stick. You can ask of you need any details
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>>38695076
Saw some dumbass biker get his head spit and die in the road.
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>>38698183
Newfag edge alert
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>>38700547
STDs probably. Use your noggin, anon.
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>>38700600
What the fug? Do you live in some third world country?
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>>38696202
>could've been me
Highly unlikely, there are many factors that would have played in to exactly what postion you were in if you didn't get the cigarettes, but I see what you are saying.
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bus running over a guys head, bus was going slow, guy tripped and fell in a very unfortunate manner, head mashed, dead instantly
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>>38700687
No i live in the midwest m8
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>>38700769
Explain all of them then
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>>38700435

where the hell did you see cannibals?
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>>38700794
OK i'm tired and i've explained them all on r9k before so i'll be quick.
Whipping
>At fags cabin with like 8 or 9 other boys
>Watching k9 moving over to the proposal
>Some fag who thinks he's funny pretends to be a dog
>Eventually gets locked in a dog cage
>Guy who locked him in asks for a belt and whips him for like 10 min before switching to someone else
>after like 30 min of whipping they stop and leave him locked in the cage for another hour or so
Falling off cliffs
>first time me and like 5 other kids are climbing around these bluffs
>Eventually on kid slips crossing some rock and falls maybe 5 feet onto a small ledge
>3 feet to either side and he'd be dead (150 ft drop)
>I go to some nearby house and get rope from them
>Rope is tied around the fag and we pull him up
2nd cliff fall
>Same area, im with 2 other guys, this time it's winter
>We see some little kid (unknown) climbing down
>Walk towards him but he is gone
>One kid (mexican) says he went this way
>Trying to go the same way he slips and tumbles about 30 feet like a ragdoll
>Run down and find him knocked out and bleeding from the head
>Still breathing, still has a heartbeat
>Go get help
>People come and carry him to a road for rescue
3rd cliff (and most boring)
>Same guy as in the 1st falls
>Hanging on the edge of a 50ft drop
>Pull him back up with arms
Cont
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Saw somebody get shot.
Saw someone fall off a roof and break their back
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>>38698183
what kind of bait is this huh
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>>38700925
Molesting fish
>We just arrived at some campsite
>Start putting stuff down
>Put bait fish by a fishing spot
>After I put my tent up I hear some ruckus
>Go down to fish area and see this kid shoving sticks up the asses of the bait minnows and fingering them
>Call him a freak (but dont tattle because im no fag)
>Fastforward 5 years and I cockblock the kid by telling girls i see him intrested in the story
Decomposed deer skull
>Me and some kids find a head deer that probably starved in the winter or fell off a cliff
>One kid has an idea, rips off its head and shoves it on their walking stick to use as a prop in a shitty horror movie
>Still on youtube somewhere
Animals sacraficed
Well this happened a lot in many occasions so ill say some that stuck out
(Also I loved animals as a kid, never wanted to hurt them)
>One guy catches a bass that is too small to keep
>Decides to burn it alive
>Takes it over to my campfire where he tosses the fish in
>I feel sick watching it squirm even after death, watching its eyes and flesh melt
>One of the kida decided to never hurt an animal agian after seeing it
>Saw a bunch of kids stab an iguana to death
>It freaked out and bled everwhere (not really sacrafice)
>The minnow molesting kid also loved sacrifice, especially on toads, here is his worst toad one
>Catches 5 toads
>Takes one and cuts it on the bottom
>Takes out its guts and puts the skin over another toad as a drape
>Does this until one is left
>Lets the 5th live after witnessing that
I have more stories but too tired to tell
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>>38696418
the reason rhymes with gobile roaster
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>>38696512
is this the one where they saw that guys face off? that one was pretty gnarly. don't rly want to click rn.
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>>38700815
Why are people on this place so gullible? Is this what staying indoors all day does to you?
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>be 13
>parent gone to uncle's
>be with a sitter
>it is already night
>lay down on my bed
>horny as fuck
>unzip penis
>notice sitter already asleep on the sofa in prone position
>libido_maxima.jpg
>goes over her
>position myself to put my penis onto her asshole
>not comfy, but it works wonder to my diamond rod
>jerk it off right there
>run to bathroom just before cumming and cum on the sink
>she never knew or pretending not to
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>>38700925
>>38701044
You have a strange life
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>>38701044
why would u originally do that?
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>>38699318
where did you view daisys destruction?
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>>38695076
I've seen blood fountaining out of a man's chest. His aorta was hit by a piece of a bullet. There was so much blood it was flowing off the table like someone had turned on a garden hose. We all tried our best, but this guy was pretty screwed as soon as he came in.

The smell was the most memorable part. Extremely fresh copper smell, kinda like opening one of those giant tootsie roll banks if it were just full of pennies.
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>>38699779
sorry anon hope you're holding up okay
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>>38701140
I not do any of that, just witnessed it. I've seen some funny shit too though, found a dildoe buried in the woods when I was looking for a dead deer and had a cerimony for it and made a grave. Seen two guys fapping together to a waterstaines picture, burned down my wilderness survival shelter with a candle, played a game with a friend to try and get woodchips down the ass of this one fag names tat, made we'll fuck for food signs and stood by the side of the road with it up, been dragged a ways by rope on an ice road by a 4 wheeler on accident, gave a container of bees to a woman who was deathly alergic, convinced someone to nearly drown themself (accident), one kid (guy whos head was bleeding) went streaked twice as far as I know, once when no one was around and once in this one troop's campsite, he also threw their chairs in the water, stole from them, and pissed on their tents. Etc
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probably the gnarliest thing i've seen isn't so much what i saw, though i did see it, but what i heard. there was this kid on my street got shot (by rival gang members presumably) and his mom came out of the house. i'll never forget the noises she was making. just the sound of her wailing in absolute emotional agony once she got over to her son's dead body.
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i've told this one here before so I'll make it shorter
>older brother has degenerate friends
>one of them punches someone at a party
>brother brings him back to our house
>few days pass
>degenerate is still here
>he leaves the house to go to the store
>car pulls up
>a bunch of dudes hop out and start beating the fuck out of him
>the guy he punched was the younger brother of a gang member
>gets bricked in the face
>heavily bleeding
>I saw this when I was 12
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Watching my grandma die slowly. worst 7hrs of my life.
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>>38701355
I actually saved your story, anon.
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>>38701427
Here's another picture from a thread like this.

I'd share myself, but I haven't really seen anything too horrible.
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>>38695122
Similar story.
>be 8
>playing rugby
>other kid gets stuck in those charges.
>gets a stud from football boots pierced through his eye
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>>38701427
haha that's pretty cool I didn't expect anyone to recognize it
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I watched my dad die of a heart attack when I was 14. We were on vacation too which made it even worse.
>having fun in arcade with sister
>mom runs into arcade and tells us to come with her
>just to watch EMT try and fail to restart his heart
went to a lot of therapy when we got home
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>>38695076
I watched my mom try to fish a tampon out of her snatch for over 10 minutes when the string accidentally got lost. She's over 300 lbs.
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>>38701559
I have a fairly good memory for social stories.

>>38701578
How were you watching that, was she just distracted or...?
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I went to my neighbors house once to check on his dogs and could only find 2 pitbulls I chased them away and my neighbors dog crawled out from under the house and died
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>>38695076
ive been able to avoid most shit irl but have seen some gore and stuff (including my kneecap fully exposed) but idk why this made me feel so bad
>be like 10
>grocery shopping with dad
>just get out of the store
>some guy in his 20s showing a poster to a girl of a similar age
>thinking about it, he was probably asking her out or something, but this was b4 the huge "poster for prom" trend
>girl bursts into tears
>bolts off
>the guy is just standing there with his head down
>he looked like a big part of him just got crushed
this scarred me, and made me not want to ever show my heart to women
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>>38699749
Anon. My sides. That's astounding luck right there
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>>38695076
Witnessed a car accident when I was around 8-9 years old. It was raining hard, and a car lost control and slammed into the freeway wall. My uncle was driving, and pulled over and tried to help. A child came out of the passenger seat, and I could hear him screaming with blood all over his face. I saw his sister lumped over in the back seat, bleeding. It scarred me for life.
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>be 9 walking to the corner store to buy chips and a drink after school
>niggers and his gf or whatever she was arguing in the parking lot of the store
>nigger knocks wife to ground and scratches herr face up laughing then gets in the cars and drives away
>she starts rapping to herself sitting on the ground and smokes a cigarette
>go inside store get my food and drink and go home and watch cartoon network.
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>>38695076
>on school camp a couple years back in second year of high school
>rafting down river
>we stop halfway at a camp where some other kids were setting up possum traps
>basically we had to come and see if anything was caught while they were gone
>one of the little buggers is snared around the leg
>group leader gets a large stick
>like 20 centimeters thick
>bashes the possum in the back of it's head
>simultaneously cums shits and pisses all at once
>the force of the stick hitting it's head caused it's eyeballs to pop out of it's head
>group leader picks it up by the tail
>eyeballs fall fully out
>a couple of girls scream
>he then takes it away and we all watch him skin it
>he then held up the skin and cut it's balls off
not quite scarring but it definitely stuck with me for a while
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>>38702193
pretty standard crackhead behavior
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>>38695076
Saw a guy get his arm ripped off before burning to death.
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idk, I played with a bird's corpse when I were in fourth grade and all of it's insides popped out.
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My grandmother had a hole on her body. It was infected and full of fly larvae. But the smell was the worst
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>>38696389
>Fat dude as pale as an uncooked piece of chicken taking a shit on the grass with his mucropenis sticking out
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>>38702497
And it wasn't one of the natural holes. It was under her waits about a size of a small cup
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>>38695076
Once I saw a stoned finn late at night in Helsinki who was walking and rapping alone, actively gesticulating at that
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>>38695076
I've seen old man suicide on rails, the train ran through him but later there was no blood or body parts, nothing, nowhere to be found.
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>>38695076
>be me a couple years ago
>watching cops videos cause I like cops
>see video about a cop shooting
>click on it expecting some thug to get his comeuppance
>officer walks up to the car
>it's a friend I know
>situation breaks out of hand
>cop ends up shooting and killing him
>sit and stare at the screen for several minutes
>get home and my parents tell me that he died well after I already knew what happened
>>
>>38695076
>was about 10
>feeding bread to some pigeons
>suddenly an eagle falls from the sky and grabs a pigeon then flies away
>>
>>38696351
Holy shit anon maybe you should keep smoking lol
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>>38697066
It's not grammar its spelling.
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>>38701630
She asked me to look for the string to see if she could grab it. Not kidding or making this up.
>>
>>38702906
If this is true anon you win the thread
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>hard mode
And old man fall from a building. It was strange. Nothing splattered, he didn't look broken, if I didn't know any better I'd think he just collapsed while walking on the sidewalk. He was super dead though. By the time the ambulance came he was nearly alabaster white.
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>>38699665
>image
>oh this looks cute and fun
>read the one-shot
>oh it looks great

>started reading the actual thing and it's a fucking harem manga
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>>38698289
How am I supposed to CHIP with that going on, Doug?
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>>38702645
Is this some metaphor of life or what.
>>
I was giving my dying, moaning, beyond help father his sublingual morphine when he abruptly seized up, his last belch hit my face and the life left his eyes.

I can't imagine anything "fucked up" I'll ever see will be more personally relevant. Who gives a shit if all 9 billion of you assholes turn to glass or get child traffic gorilla raped.
>>
>>38703359
Maybe watching your future children die or something?
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>>38703353
running is a metaphor
this hill is a metaphor
you are a metaphor
https://youtu.be/QBd-91a_KQE?t=195
>>38703380
fuck em
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>>38695076

when i was in primary school, going home, a car went through a red light and hit kid a few feet away from me. he survived but the impact was fucked up. he was fat so he just kind of bounced off hit the floor and started bleeding.
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>>38701044
the deer head on the walking stick sounds pretty cool desu
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>junior high
>on my way home from school
>cut through some dentists office parking lot
>notice something moving by a dumpster
>think it might be something like a stray dog so I go to check it out and pet it
>it's some kid on the ground behind the dumpster
>his shirt is for my schools football team but don't recognize him
>he's sort of slowly gasping and the skin around his mouth is blue
>see a needle in his arm
>makes eye contact with me
>slowly back up while still maintaining eye contact
>get like twenty feet away and sprint home
>don't tell my parents, just immediately go to my room
>on monday the school has an assembly about drugs because some football player OD'd over the weekend
>mfw his dad had been sharing heroin with him
>mfw the kid slept in class all the time from the drugs but people thought he was just a lazy asshole
>mfw I watched a kid OD and let him die

happened in 2007 and I haven't told anyone until now
>>
>>38697636
hahaha you got ignored
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>>38703521
how the fuck did you find out your dad was giving him the heroin?
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>>38703554
one of the kid's friends spent the next semester soaking up attention and telling stories about the kid

stuff like how the dead kid's dad was a junkie so that's probably where he got it from, that his dad would beat the shit out of his mom, etc
>>
>>38703581
oh I read it wrong, I thought *your* dad was giving him the heroin. poor kid
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>>38703521
Your case is easy. He was a junky and offed himself.
Once I heard a baby crying in the reeds, and I decided not to investigate even thought there was noone else close. I convinced myself that it must be a cat/bird/frog/something giving off similar voices.
Few days later I found out they did found a dead baby there, and I could have saved it
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>>38703620
Why the fuck was a baby in the woods alone?

Honestly if it was left there on purpose it was probably better off dead than with shit parents/foster parents
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>>38699779
Do you at least get a lot of inheritance bux?
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>>38703629
It was abandoned by some pregnant teenager.
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My cuckold couples son walking in on us
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>>38697636
Only former military get those jobs for the most part They prefer you to have combat experiance and require military training.
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>>38703168
He b cam a vampir
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I was on holiday in Greece with family, I believe I was 14. Having dinner at a restaurant on a porch, so I could see the streets. On a corner there was an old lady, presumably the mother of the other two young girls standing near her. They were extremely well dressed, with make up and all that, but you could tell that they were not wealthy. The old lady was crying, hugging and kissing the girls. It was a very sad crying. Then a car stops and a man drags the two girls into the car, pulling them by the arms. The car drives away and the old lady keeps crying. 10 years later I still wonder what I witnessed that night. I would do all kind of weird shit when I was on holiday with my parents: I once stole money from the cleaning ladies of the house we rented and I offered all of it to a girl on the beach for letting me see her tits. She refused. I threw the money away and masturbated hidden in a bush. And many more stories, only thinking about them makes me sick.
/blogpost
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>>38695076

>be in highschool
>playing soccer
>skinny brown kid jumps to kick the ball and lands awkwardly
>stays on the floor moaning while play moves on
>"get up you faggot" says chad
>coach yell out "OH SHIT!"
>we all look over
>his forearm is in the shape of an N, snapped and fucked up.
>coach calls ambulance
>they take him away and we keep playing
>glad it wasnt me
>>
>>38695076
>I once stole money from the cleaning ladies of the house we rented and I offered all of it to a girl on the beach for letting me see her tits. She refused. I threw the money away and masturbated hidden in a bush.
that's fucking hilarious, sounds like something Terry A Davis would do
>>
>>38704022
fug I meant to (You) this autist>>38703915
>>
>be me
>be in denmark on a street festival
>walking trough big crowds of people
>party on everystreet
>getting higher and drunker buying shots and smoking weed
>see people turning my way and walking past me
>turn around too
>literally just turn around and see guy lying on ground
>bones sticking out from leg
>a little bit brains on ground
>arm twisted
>police running and shouting for everyone to get back
>look up see a open window 5 stories up
>dude fell from 5 stories and landed on his back
>think it was he's last twitches before ded
>buy a beer and think about how life can end fast
>go smoke some weed and feel life is precious

My guess he was up sitting on the window and just happen to fell out
>>
>bum fights for money in a train station
>seizure mid jump 5m up skiing
>homeless dude shitting in the middle of an alley
>people with trained attack dogs living in city
nothing that bad, any town should bylaw attack dogs illegal though. fat biker fuck should have had signs or a lock on his gate cause I was trying to meter read
>>
>>38700077
That's a good webm. Sauce?
>>
I've seen a pregnant woman sniff glue in Bolivia. Shit was fucked
>>
>>38704058
Why haven't I heard of this? Are you Danish?
>>
>>38704178

Danefag here too. Sounds like Distortion.

Perhaps it's this story:

https://www.mx.dk/nyheder/danmark/story/29481076
>>
>>38704058

gravity is a real bitch
>>
>>38701161
The dark side of YouTube.
>>
>>38698104
Somewhere in the middle East?
>>
>>38704649

It could well be Mexico
>>
>>38704178

I'm from Sweden.

>>38704216

Wow! That's exactly the story. Thanks for finding that!
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>>38703189
>and it's a fucking harem manga

It gets better.
The "you're liked to this girl" quirk makes so, even if every girl wants MC's dick, he still develops slow feelings for his "gf".
So it's a nice mix between a love story and an harem.
>>
>>38699318
Daisy's Destruction doesn't exist
>>
>>38695538
Seen something similar in also a car crash

I think the friction must just torn off his abdomen because the has a big old train of guts that lead up to his body
>>
>>38705314

It does exist.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/26/what-is-daisys-destruction-snuff-film-urban-legend-actually-exists-6153626/
>>
Horse spazzed out and pulverized some old dudes head into a mush.
for whatever reason he thought branding a horse without any safety precautions was the right idea.
>>
>2011
>walking home from work, about 11:30pm
>walk in alley behind some boarded up factory, barely Illuminated
>smell something profoundly foul, like hot rotting meat and the most rancid oil
>there's a few dumpster, maybe a dead animal, don't think much of it
>gets stronger as I go along
>unbearable, stomach feels flippy, almost retching
>see it, a body covered in rags, swarming insects everywhere
>can't make out features, its bloated and I see a glistening puddle of putrefaction in the sparse light
>don't know how long he's been dead, days maybe a week
>nope the fuck out, run off, heart pounding, try to forget what I just saw
>permanently change my route, never tell anybody, never go back to that alley
>>
>>38705705
Yeah I believe a video of a child being abused could exist. I thought Daisy's Destruction was a child being killed by a chainsaw though.
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Stood watching my, who i thought was my friend and a stable guy, brutally murdering a guy because he thought he fucked his girlfriend behind his back or something.
Cops came not two minutes later and arrested us both, they tried to fuck me over too claiming i was his accomplice but my statement, camera footage and some other stuff proved i was innocent and i've gone off as a witness.
That guy to that day still thinks i'm a traitor or something for not getting fucking jailed for something i didn't do nor wanted to.
Pretty fucked up for me.
>>
>>38705875

Tell us more, anon. Also where are you from in the world?
>>
>>38705914
Russia.
I pretty much explained everything, don't know what else you want to hear.
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When I was in junior high some middle school kid jumped in front of a train. We went collecting the bone fragments because we were dumb and the police got mad
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>>38695076
>Near the end of Senior year of High School
>Get out at noon since I'm ahead of my mandatory credits to graduate
>Waiting for the bus
>Near the end of the year so people are cutting
>watching the street
>Girl crossing the street
>The car shes crossing in front of gets rear ended by a truck
>The car that is hit skids forward a foot and a half ending up on top of the girls head
>Everyone runs out see if they can help
>Girl is crying howls of terror and pain that can be heard from miles
>Teachers run out of school
>Tell everyone get away
>Hear crunching noises
>She is bleeding profusely from her head
>Unable to move her since her hair is jammed around the wheel and in the axel of the car
>Teachers and staff try to lift the car to relieve pressure but it reveals her skull is fractured and sunken
>Unable to get a fix on where her hair started since she was a white girl with hair down to her ass that was literally everywhere.
>Fire department arrive
>Finally get her out
>I see her face as they start to recictate her
>Her Orbital bone was shattered, head sunken, eyes bloodshot, hands clenched near her chest twitching, and her entire body was drenched in every liquid her body can produce.
>The next week her family took her off life support since she was going to be brain dead with little to no function
>She made me miss my bus

I think that is what made me become a Paramedic. I have seen things as gruesome as that but the sounds of her howls will never leave me. The mix of terror and pain taking over your body absolutely gives a more guttural inflection when you scream.
>>
>>38705973

Tell us about Russian cops and the police system there. Were you afraid of prison? Are Russian prisons worse than US prisons as far as you know?
>>
>>38706333
holy fuck, that is horrifying. you are one brave soul for being a paramedic.
>>
>>38697678
That sounds more like a chinese thing. Are you sure they were jap?
>>
>>38706976
>japanese people can't be abusive
weeb or poltard?
>>
>>38703662
>>38703629
As a father this kills me to my core.
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>>38695076

>Let dog out
>Few minutes mater he's yelping
>defcon 1
>Look out window
>A fucking possum and biting his tail and back leg
>Grab 10/22
>Shoot that fucking possum 25 times
>It's guts were spilling out of it chest and side and it's skull had been shot open and cracked open like a coconut and it's brains were oozing out and its jaw was shot off
>Looked like price related
>Got fined for discharging s firearm in city limits
>My dog was fine but had a limp the rest of it's life
>I have a hatred for possums now and will go out of my way to kill them
>>
>>38706988
Doing that is definitely more common in Chinese slum areas. Japan can be fucked up but China is full of mentally ill people.
>>
>>38702257

I'm >>38707257

Possums are the niggers of the animal world and that possum deserved it
>>
>banned from regular omelgle
>use the unmonitered chat
>mostly just more dudes jacking off than normal
>click skip
>hairy hand on screen waving
>holds up one finger
>typing
>"can you tell me how old this girl looks?"
>video changes to really young looking girl sucking gross looking hairy dick
>tell him i don't want to know
>typing
>"haha"
>video changes again to same girl on a table, you can tell now she's clearly under age
>same gross hairy cock penetrates her
>hairy hand waves at camera while he goes in
>close browser and feel sick
This happened earlier this year and sometimes it starts eating at me late at night
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>>38708277

>Go on omegle
>Nothing but bots and horny highschool boys who are basically pic related
>[Spoiler] I don't use video
>>
While in high school swimming, we found an old subway sandwich in the locker room. It was bagged, but the thing was green, paper and all. Some kid kicked it and it let out a puff of green smoke. He kicked it again and it wiggled back and forth like it was living or something.
>>
>>38697066
What the fuck makes you think it's grammar?
Why do people make that mistake?
>>
>>38696202
But if you hadnt gone inside to get the cigarettes you would have left earlier and you wouldnt have been involved in the crash anyway and your sister wouldn't have died. Or am I missing something?
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