>Be ugly >shit job >OWN a high performance sports car

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>>38694908
If youre ugly you have to make yourself look ridiculous and find drunk chicks to get laid

Its what birds do, rules of nature and shit

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>>38694908
No.
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>>38695040
>high performance sports car
>bmw 3series trash

>>38694908
yes
very easy indeed
please send me some money

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meh it gets girl's attention but being a robot... kind of hurts. i use to work at a grocery store it was like mixture of high school and college students. i started working out.

what i use to drive.

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Get a motorbike. I got a Yamaha SCR 950 and more people started to like me for it. Normies just think it's cool and it's fun to ride. Get a FUCKING muffler, though.

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>>38695892
>Yamaha SCR 950
Nice -- that's really cool. When I think of a motorcycle I usually think of a ninja bike or a harley and those two styles are ugly as sin to me but your bike looks sexy as fuck. What is the name of that style?

>>38696080
cafe racer

>>38695759
Elliot Roger could have the best luxury car in the world and it wouldn't get him laid.

No. And they're goddamn money sinks that will kill you with a shit job

>>38694908
>Mazarati
>Mazarati
>Mazarati
What the FUCK is this? you fucking nigger.

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>>38696139
>cafe racer
Those look a bit different -- is there another name? Is what I'm looking for just a classic sports bike?

>>38695759
Girls just see the BMW symbol and get wet. Doesn't matter if its a 3 series. My coworker drives a Porsche Cayenne and girls have literally started twerking at his car because it's a Porsche.

>>38694908
Not only hot cars, but iphone, rolex, suit, and most important of all, chad's personality.

>>38696316
>Girls just see the BMW symbol and get wet
I don't think it works that way. A Porsche Cayenne is on a different level than the 3 series BMW unless you're talking about girls from some low income neighborhood.
t. wizard who drives a bmw