I'm going to be having sex tommorow night. My penis is

>>38694656
I want to what makes you happy and what makes you sad

Kill yourself and never post here again.

>>38694656
kill her and then kill yourself and stream the whole thing on YT

Yes, chop it off and feed it to her you normie scum!

>i'm going to have sex tomorrow night

98% chance that you won't. If that's really the case why hasn't she cleared Friday night for you?

>>38694656
Kill yourself in front of her and try to be as traumatic as possible

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>>38694656
I had sex for the first time last February. Found out recently that the reason that I probably didn't enjoy it was because I have nerve issues downstairs

>>38694800
What leds you to that conclusion? Most people don't enjoy thier first few times don't psychosomatic yourself

>>38694656
She is way too cute

>>38694800
Do you enjoy masturbation? If so then it isn't nerve issues... just the usual first timer's anxiety.

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I know how you feel OP, having a huge dick is truely a blessing

>>38694656
>Ywn throw McDonalds fries on a QT like dollar bills on an expensive whore before you put your sausage in her buns

>>38694656
Just make sure you'll both be happy. I want you to have a happy life anon.