How are you guys spending your friday night? >tfw just gonna

File: 1499318485148.jpg (104KB, 1100x516px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1100x516px

My mango I love me soms kokanee and will be pounding a case back after I work out and go home.

File: 20170728_202009.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

>>38694510
tfw drink and waste away

Drinking is definitely in the plan tonight, boys.

I'm waiting to see if a buddy will call me too.

Also, I may play some stardew valley once I've got my buzz on.

Yuengling lager ftw, but I do also appreciate a Kokanee.

>>38694510
Idk man, just jerked off and now all my motivation and energy is gone. All I've done since I got off work was play skyrim and eat much, it's already 8:30 now. An old friend wants to hangout but idk, I'm broke anyways

>>38694510
That was my plan too anon. However I just finished stuffing my face with pizza so I'm actually pretty full right now. I'll probably wait another couple hours before I start cracking them open.

>>38694724
Oh also went and swiped on tinder for a while cause I was so horny and I was envisioning somehow magically getting laid. Now that the blood is going to my head instead of my dick, I realize how unlikely that was.

same thing i do every night post here

File: i need one more fucking hit.gif (989KB, 500x265px) Image search: [Google]

989KB, 500x265px

>>38694510
Withdrawling

File: 324.png (30KB, 326x326px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 326x326px

>>38694599
>>38694711
I usually dont drink kokanee, but ima change it up tonight. Usually drink heineken
>pls no bully

>>38694724
post jerk off nap is the way to go anon

>>38694510
I didn't even realise it's friday.
anyways i'm drinking and trying to tell myself that i'm having fun

>>38694724
>just jerked off and now all my motivation and energy is gone.
iktf
i'm switching between laying on my bed listening to music and refreshing 4chan.
i'd love to just go to sleep and not have to think about anything for some time, but i'm not sleepy enough to do that

>>38694792
Feeling the nap coming on but this is my Saturday is my only day off and I fear I'll oversleep and wake up feeling like I wanted my one night I can stay up as late as I want

>>38694754
Maybe it's time to visit backpage.com. What city are you in? I can pick one for you.

>>38694863
Atlanta. Too broke for that lol, I considered it before though. Maybe when my finances are better

File: IMG_5271.jpg (31KB, 480x336px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 480x336px

>>38694791
Do drugs anon
>you're going to relapse

>>38694510
was gunna drink and omegle but im fucking banned for no reason. btw nice kokanees fellow canada bot

>>38694510

Havant looked forward to Friday or the weekend in two years since starting at mcdicks, just got back from a late shift, have a motorbike lesson in 7 hours which is normie I suppose. My motorbike lessons and riding my 125cc are the only things I enjoy

File: ppeper.jpg (26KB, 400x343px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x343px

>>38694510
got work tomorrow morning so probably not much. I'm selling something on letgo then im gonna deposit my checks from work and check my bank account etc. Then smok wed.

Drinking gibsons.

Getting yelled at i'm on call and shouldn't drink.

Work won't call cause they never do.

It's my birthday tomorrow.

>>38694878
Omg, I heard there were SO many thick black women out there. I don't think I could pick just one for you in that case, but I'll try. Give me a moment and I'll be back with one (or perhaps a top 5).

how is living in hotlanta btw? Do you like it?

>>38694954
It's okay, I'm a robot so everywhere I've lived I've been very detached from others and antisocial, so I can't say much. Lots of traffic constantly, weather is unpredictable, the city is built weird and chaotically, the girls are fine as fuck, if you're a normie or even a cyborg it's a nice place to be, but it can be hard to traverse the city because the transit (Marta) isn't so great.

File: CnrxCLaWgAAjsiS.jpg (101KB, 1200x674px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1200x674px

>>38694907
I remember the good old days of going on omegle and hoping to run into at least one girl

>>38694917
>motorbike
Not even that normie imo. Seems pretty fun to just ride fast and enjoy

>>38694945
happy early birthday anon

>>38695029

Tbqh going for long rides by myself and late night rides in the dark is pretty robotic

Well it's almost 4am. Listening to some chill 24/7 live playlist on youtube and browsing chans.

About to go play Star Wars D&D with some friends.

>>38694754

oh fuck I hate when this happens

>>38695014
Hmm, yes, I've heard that the traffic is pretty bad. That would drive me crazy. Ok, so, here's your top picks:

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/top-notch-baby-i-to-please-down-for-whatever/69574598
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/mz-brooklyn-finest-big-bottom-come-take-a-bit-please-b4/33056807
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/cream-cream-cream-chocolate-lovers-horny-horny-horny/73007593
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/slippery-and-tight-chocolate-juicy-booty-4044477890/72793518
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/my-place-voluptuous-vixen-destiny-100-real-upscale-busty-bombshell/64987243
http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/available-now-100-real-pics-let-me-finish-what-your-eyes-started/63346163

but this, THIS, is my top choice, for reasons that will be obvious

http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/life-of-the-party-2-is-better-than-1/73022158

I would go broke in Atlanta.

File: classic costanza.jpg (59KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x376px

>>38694891
I fucking love a good relapse. I love being in rehab, cute nurses, people come and give you pity. Pity is underrated. Then you conquer your addiction and people applaude you. It's an experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTx-9X3Kr34

>>38695195
Nice, anon. Thanks for your research. I'm only 20 tho and most of them say 25+, lol. Anyway I have like less than $100 in my bank acc rn, no home, and payday is 14 days away. Maybe later in life when shit is going better.
>>38694891
Not him but my friend has some oxys but they're only 5mg. Think it's worth going across the city for that? Idk it might be nice, iirc oxys feel really good but I think I did more than 5mg before

>>38694510
might watch some cartoons I guess. I don't really have as much going on as I'd want. Shit's depressing

File: 1357536410188.png (46KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 160x160px

>no money, no booze, no friends

this is the worst timeline.

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1493677270890s.jpg (4KB, 208x250px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 208x250px

Stuck in the Kroger parking lot because my fucking car won't start

>>38695954
Do you know why it won't start?

>>38695965
Turn the key and all I hear is a faint humming noise. Lights and everything work but nothing else happens.

At a party at wildwater rafting company. I'm almost drunk.

I'm gonna make it bros.

>>38695979
possibly bad starter or out of gas. use your car's hood latch and tap the starter fairly hard a few times. The starter is usually under the exhaust manifold, if you cant find it look online.

>>38695979
Battery is dead. The humming noise is from the starter trying to turn the engine but doesn't have the juice to do it.

>>38695979
Just boost the battery.

Remember don't be fucking dumb.

Negative to postive and positive to negative between cars.

>>38695979
Either battery drained or starter stuck. Take hammer and hit the starter a few times with "gentle" force. If it doesn't start, flag down someone to jump your car for you

>>38695996
>>38695997
either or. Try getting a jumpstart from someone in the parking lot.

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0n0Et8aI3s&t=2s

>>38696028
>c-can I get a j-jump for my car?
>CANT BRO I GOTTA GO FUCK STACY DUDE IM DRUNK AS AFUCK LMAO

>>38695979
Probably a problem with the starter, anything from the battery connection to it, or the thing itself. You should check your battery connection to your starter, and work from there.

Drinkin milk, watching breaking bad for the nth time through, dissociating from my feeble existence and trying to fast forward as much as I can

Already buzzed and cheering at the Indians game like a retard alone in my apartment

With my friends, Cannot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Croooooow.

And not Patton Oswalt.

I've been taking shots for the past four hours, watched a few episodes of Wilfred, played some BF1. Now I'm bored. There was a cheap chevelle concert tonight but I passed on it

>>38694791
Stay strong, brobot.

File: 1500950621366.gif (95KB, 500x384px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 500x384px

>>38694510
away from pc atm so my ability to shitpost and vidya are limited
ill be:
>drinking a mix of milk and black coffee since im 19
>readan some book ill toss half way through
>playing guitar but quiting after a few minutes when i mess up learning a piece
>watching asmr videos up to 4 am and miraculously falling asleep
it's not as bad as it sounds

coffee and red man chew son

>>38694510
I think it might be one of those nights where I drink so I can pass out and not feel depressed for a while

File: yee haw.jpg (242KB, 479x500px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 479x500px

Home alone drinking rum, about to watch something. This is one of two nights a week I can get as drunk as I want, so I'll be playing a fun game of face vs. floor in about 3 hours.
Fuck everything. This pic doesn't match the despair I'm feeling but it's too late now. What a metaphor.

>>38696128
Fuck yes. Been watching mst3k lately.

>>38694510
Drinking alone. This one classmate from college called me and wanted to do something with me (he's kind of a loser like me) but he must have heard my drunk voice and was repulsed so he said he'd "call me back" and never did. Lel. Good. I didn't feel like going out now anyway.

This is the reality of your entire adult life, at home drinking alone every weekend. This is reality you can't deny it, how are you going to change? seriously you're never going to make friends, its over man. This is your future. At least we have the internet I guess lol, the guys before us just sat and looked at the wall while drinking. Its over man

File: 1498496591585.jpg (94KB, 664x804px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 664x804px

>>38696269
Thangks. I will.

>>38694510
drinking and working with gramps on the house

>>38696950
My existence is such misery that I never even notice if I'm ever withdrawing from anything. You're a little baby, deserve no pity, and I hope you overdose.

Smoked a bowl, went for pho, now taking shots and shitposting.
About normal.

File: 1476945259398.jpg (28KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 400x300px

Popped a 2 liter of champagne and am listening to some jazz piano. Feels quite supreme desu. Might go get some Taco Bell once I finish the champagne.

File: mdgta.png (1MB, 1278x718px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1278x718px

Bump. Come on you sorry motherfuckers, I want to feel less alone while drinking myself to sleep.

File: 1497161864047.jpg (146KB, 500x428px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 500x428px

>>38694510
I had an awful day today, thanks
>go to pizza place
>no drive thru so I have to suck it up and walk in
>waiting in a fairly long line
>crack neck a little bit for that tension release
>cracked it the wrong way and started cramping a little but nothing out of the ordinary
>start scratching chest
>think I don't feel heartbeat
>panic out of nowhere beyond my control and my vision starts spinning
>lay myself down without realizing it
>don't know how long I was on my ass but I suddenly came to like nothing
>simply sat in a nearby chair and kept my cool while insisting that I just needed a second to recover
>people seemed to care and let me know seizures happen
>jesus fuck I had a seizure
>weird red vertical lines and blemishes appear on my forehead and hairline
(if anyone can explain this PLEASE do)
>somehow managed to buy my pizza anyways but hardly ate any

god how do I stop the habit of cracking my neck