>TFW chestlet How can I please a man before getting

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>Pretty face (8/10)
>Nice ass/hips
>Literally 32AA or 32AAA or something like that. Very flat.

Please don't get breast implants. Preserve your savory flat chest & it bitty titties while working on your posterior. When you get a full and delicious butt I promise with your new figure you'll feel like a real woman.

>>38693224
>Pretty face (8/10)
According to who? If you take /soc/ ratings seriously you're a stupid retard and if you rate yourself at 8/10 you're probably just a narcissist.

8/10 is highly above average, if you were that attractive why would you be whining on this board like a stupid bitch?

Induce lactation.

Most women see about a full cup size in growth minimum, usually more.

Also, producing milk burns calories for doing absolutely nothing at all.

>>38693224
You should do okay. If you want chad work on your personality, only get implants if you want tyrone.

>>38693150
What's your height? That's really the deciding factor here.

watch petite girl pornstars. learn to handle dick like Riley Reid. he won't care about your itty bitties so much anymore.

Just find a man with pedophilic tendencies (i.e. 80% of the population)

>>38693150
work out. some guys like tomboys.

>>38693298
Okay I'll put it in percentiles.
According to /soc/,
Above 5: roughly 95% of girls
Above 6: roughly 78% of girls
Above 7: roughly 50% of girls
Above 8: roughly 22% of girls (I'm here)
Above 9: roughly 10% of girls.

>>38693304
Thats a good answer. Gonna look into it. Thank you.

>How can I please a man before getting
my silicone bags?

Show genuine love for him and give him many (yous)
Say I love you, instead of 'you know I love you right'

show him you can spend your money,
and don't expect his money, let him share it with you with time.

Other than that,
>don't whinge or leave him instead of talking and working together to work things out as a couple
>consider his lewd requests

>>38693442
5'0" tall, roughly.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).

>>38693974
Okay, then you sound cute as fuck. Maybe not hot, dunno, but I GUARUNTEE you that guys will dig it since a good number actively prefer cute, and being petite gives that qualification.

Flat chests are only weird/bad for tall girls. There's a certain expectation that 6' tall girls will be busty.

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>>38693150
Be someone who he can lean of and who'd love him his whole life.

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>>38693150
why do we still have threads like this every fucking day

>>38694233
larping is a drug

>>38693920
If you're asian there's no hope for you.

>>38693298
That's only three points above average.

>>38694233
nice double king

>>38693920
Probably sarcastic and not OP, but you're welcome.

It takes effort and can turn off some (idiot) guys, but it's 100% natural and guaranteed to work.

Also, some hospitals will buy milk for mothers who can't produce enough of their own.

So, hey, extra income. Another benefit.

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>>38693150
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a Iot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what l'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw when thinking of you hurting

Get some nipple rings or an underboob tattoo. Or if youre too scared try dresssing like the flat chest instagram and tumblr girls.

>>38693150

small tits are attractive because a fat woman does not have them

Are your nipples very sensitive?

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Tits are the quintessential thing that differentiate women from men. A man can workout and get a bigger ass than a girl, but not a bigger breast.

>>38693905
Using 7 as the average is fucking stupid, and you should hang yourself for using an outdated rating system

>>38693150

fake tiddies are nasty

original opinion
also this is bait

>>38693150
Men like tits small or big, i don't believe there are any men that actually think small tits are some kind of deal breaker. Also bait, you're probably a trap.

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>>38693150
If your physical form is lacking, you can please a man by adopting the metaphysical form of femininity. Become a nurturing, and kind force; reject cultural marxism. Breed a litter of war-children aryans. Burn your bitcoin. Buy nothing. Love the one you're with. Drink plenty of lactose.

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>>38695279
filler text is forced filler text

>>38693150
Just eat and masAge nips

>>38695279
>Burn your bitcoin
b-but fiat currency is durrencf!!

>>38693150
is pic related you?
if yes you're objectively hot and you will ruin yourself because of your vanity by gettic silicone garbage

>>38693224
find an ass-man. a good ass/hips can compensate for bad tits.

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>>38693905
>7 is average
For what purpose? If it's an arbitrary 1-10 scale anyways, just make 5 average
Fucking idiots

All these fucking retards giving attention to someone claiming to be a woman, who probably isn't one. I hate you fuckers so much.

>serious answer
If you are a woman please leave this place

>>38693298
Pretty much every woman is pretty nowadays, men have inflated ratings don't deny it.

>>38693150
flat tiddies are just fine, no need to change your body, there are lots of men who like it that way better anyway, me included;

on the other hand, if you will evtl. find your one (which you will since your a roastie and your life is easy) he will find you attractive just the way you are. so man up and get some selfesteem

>>38693224
There is literally nothing wrong with small breasts, I prefer them myself and I'm not even a weeb

>>38693150
>How can I please a man before getting my silicone bags?
spicy braps