Who else hates their body here? >18, male >weirdly shaped

trousers always look terrible on me too
i'm skinny but have a broad waist and thick calves so trousers always look really baggy around my ass and thighs and tight on the calves

what's supposed to be the best type? I'm pretty sure I'm triangle

Always been disgusting skinnyfat.
Been running track for half a year and eating under maintenance, almost no progress.
i just want to reach auschwitz mode

>>38687661
>tommy thick

>inverted triangle
feels good man

>>38687811
>what's supposed to be the best type?
The one that isn't short, has broad shoulders and narrow hips. Everything else doesn't matter, just don't be out of shape.

Dude I have a thicc ass and I am very self conscious about it
Oh yeah I'm a guy

Inverted triangle master race here

With a body like that you have to wear pants that fit but are slightly baggy, shorts work too because if you have the upper body to match you look like a speedy football player or something.

>>38687661
I'm so skinny I feel like my head is enormous. It is also slightly asymmetrical, and even my hair, when grown, is.

>>38690435
>>38688730

Chads don't allowed here, get out.

>>38687661
I have none of these body types

>>38687661
>skinnyfat triangle
>girl described me as "feminine" and a "little man"
Kill me

>>38687661
>>38687775
It's almost as if tailoring is a modern invention. Go get your trousers tailored for 15 quid or forever look like shit.

>>38687661
>Sometimes I hate going out because of how retarded pants look on me
gives us pictures of your ass. in pants obviously, just to see how "ridiculous" it looks.

i have a pretty normal rectangular body but whenever i try to put on muscle mass i just get fat

>>38691662
actually i think i look more like the triangular one
>>38690668
i know the skinny fat feel

>>38687661
>30 years old
>hairline of a 45 year old
>facial hair and penis of a 15 year old
>belly of a 6-month pregnant woman

well the good news is that I figured out where all my hair was going and that is on and around my fucking ass. Hair is flying out of my head and there's nothing going on with my face but at least my ass looks like a persian man that's always good with the ladies

>>38687661
>Have gynaecomastia
>Parents say it's fat
>Lose some fat and gain muscle
>Accentuates titties
>"You're still too fat"
Why won't they just let me get it cut out?

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>>38687661
I have the same problems OP

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>can't go outside in only a shirt because of how small my wrists are
>too poor to afford a better desk chair
>as a result my back is fucked up at the age of 18 and it hurts to stand in the same place for more than a minute
>weird ribcage shape that sticks out at the bottom
>small, feminine hands likely from lack of rough use
>receding hairline
>105lbs at 5'8
>despite this I have full cheeks

only good part of my body is below the waist, but that doesn't matter when everything between that and your chin is shite

>skinny
>big belly
>big butt