I have the ability to lose my virginity to a slut that only fucks

Whats the subculture? Make sure you wear at least 5 condoms. Other than that just take a shit at the same time as you cum, and she won't want anything to do with you again.

>>38683488
The ass sniffing subculture?
Best fetish there is.

Truth is you will never truly know a girl until you can distinguish her scent from a 1000 butts.

>>38683488
WHATS THE SUBCULTURE????

>>38683488
>other than condoms how do I protect myself
Don't fuck a slut, stay a virgin and die a virgin.

Fuck her raw.
Then bust inside her.

You'll thank me for about 2 hours but hate me for a lifetime.

>>38683681
Just do this like 5 times

>doesnt say the subculture
>expects an answer

5 condoms

>>38683803
>>38683562
>>38683644
sorta art,
i would prob dox myself saying it here,,

>>38683831
One more time - no condom, bust up in dey.
You have no idea how amazing this feeling is. Feel it.

>>38683849
do you want to send op to baby jail or something?

>>38683681
>>38683849
This, but get a vasectomy first so you can laugh in her face when she tells you she's pregnant.

>>38683893
It'd be worth it, trust me.

God damn, there's nothing like cumming in an ovulating woman in this day and age. It's straight odd that we live in such a society.

>>38683914
This would be funny, but the danger is part of the experience.

>>38683488
Michael? Lmao

>>38683644
definitely a musician by the sound of op's posts.
make sure to use your own condoms that you know only you've touched, other than that there's not much you can do other than think with your head instead of your dick most of the time. good luck anon!

>>38683936
Cumming inside a vagina raw changed my fucking life

I used to be Elliot not I'm Mr Rogers lol

>>38683488
Protection isn't necessary lol what are you a cuck? Just pull out, it's confirmed effective 100% of the time and it feels so good to coat her in your semen. Honestly you have nothing to lose

>>38684038
It's so fucking true.
After my ex broke up with me, I was in a pit of hell, but I kept my character up. I didn't decide to be a little shit, I was just upset. I even had a gun and contemplated suicide, but decided against it with ease.

This made no sense for a few days... then I realized it. Cumming in a vagina is legitimate magic.

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>>38683936
You're going to be an excellent father someday.

>>38683936
you are an idiot because you are exposing op to incurable diseases as well.

>>38684108
It's not like I've done this a lot or anything. Only with one woman, and she was an enabler. Even though she did *not* want kids apparently.
Ugh, it's such an amazing feeling. I feel good just thinking about it.

>>38684145
GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE U NAWM SAIN

>>38684108
Also, she may have stolen my sperm for my genes.
So there's always that.

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>>38684082
Did you cum inside your ex's vagina or some other girl after you're broke up with u ?

Cumming inside many vagina raw mostly cured my crippling depression and replaced with with apathy meh
Not bad lol

>>38684479
Just my ex. And yeah, apathy! Although I think I'm also pretty cynical now.

But oh well.

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>>38683488
I haven't even read the other responses in this thread, and I don't think I need to either. Fucking do it.
>inb4 B-B-BUT M-MUH SPESHUL FURST TIME MEME XDDDDD
Who the fuck cares? Your first time is no different than your 45th. Sex is sex. Do it for the sake of not being a virgin. Make any other time special. You might never get this opportunity again. Think about it. It doesn't have to be special or genuine. Fucking do it or you're a massive colossal grande FAGGOT!!!!!

>>38683831
You gotta go into more detail. If I could be good at that and get groupies I'd do it.

>>38685758

Don't listen to this quick shit shitter OP.
He got crotch rot and wants you to get the same.

>>38686558
nah its sorta self destructive form of art and takes years to get remotely good or even make a tiny name for yourself.

>>38687545
Cutting yourself is art now?
Or do you mean something like ice sculpting?

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>>38687783
fuck it who cares
nobody browses this shit board anyways

>>38687545
I'm a cunning bastard myself and am tempted to make some guesses but I'll leave you alone for now.

Now go bust a nut in her while she's ovulating already.

>>38687819
Oh! I was thinking there must be some bizarre subculture of girls who only fuck ice sculptors, but as usual the truth is mundane.

>>38687819
>graffiti

definitely use a condom bro
those dumb graffiti skanks are dirty and you dont want your dick to rot off

>>38683488
Fucking do it. You might not get this opportunity again. Make sure to use a condom.

>>38687545
Piercings? Just say what you do. No one browsing this bored even knows wtf you're talking about - no one will know whp you are.

>>38688006
You mean at least, like, 5 condoms.

>>38688034
already said it dude.

>>38687819
How do you dox yourself by saying you make graffiti wtf

>>38688106
nah i just have a bunch of friends that browse this board and know who i am.
hello j***b

>>38688193
>doxxing yourself to people who already know you
Sounds to me like a non issue

>>38687819
Dude, you could have posted some random graffiti a few posts ago because you're worried someone might think you're Banksy? Fuck off.

Go nut in that lady so she can take half of your paint cans or whatever dumb shit you use

>>38688689
am banksy bitch

>>38683488
cock ring made of rubber.
you will get a better longer erection , second you will not blast your load without removing the ring.

>>38688039
I know you're joking but in case OP isn't well sex educated, more condoms does not = safer. The friction between them increases the odds of tearing

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>slut

Just get head bro.

WOuld you guys fuck a chubby brown chick bitch a decent tits and face?

I can invite her tomorrow, im 23 virgin but have a decent face. my betaness just fucks me so much. should i love my v to this chick?

>>38686866
Actually I don't. If you're not a faggot you'll do it, OP.

>>38683488
you're that instagram faggot, aint ya?