> name is isaac > means laughter > never make anyone

Isaac go back to work, bro. Carol is looking for you.

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>named rasmus
>scandinavian form of the greek name erasmus that means beloved
>no one loves me

>>38681937
>Name is Maximilian
>Never do anything to the max
>Always half-ass things and get by with the least amount of effort necessary

>name literally means happy
>am depressed piece of shit my whole life

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>>38681937
>told my dad I really like the name Isaac
>he stole it for my little brother
>he's a little shit
ill never forgive him

Fuck you faggot.
Go cry in the basement or something.

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Name Aleksandr
Means defender
I am tank in video games
I am protector of friends

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>>38682076
LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY NORMIE

>named Ilya
>Russian form of Elijah
>means Yahweh is my god
>am an atheist
>live in the United States
>everyone thinks it's a girl's name because it ends in A
get on my level

>name josh
>means faggy lil gay boy
>am faggy lil gay boy

>named randy
>I'm horny all the time

what the fuck dad?

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>>38681937
some jesus freak co worker said my name translates to "teacher of christ"

wore my "thank god im an atheist" shirt the next day. im so edgy

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My name apparently means "manly". Sorry to disappoint.

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>name Paul
>female

>>38682173
Is that a female (female), a female (male) or a female (male (female))?

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>slavic version of George
>literally farmworker aka peasant
No wonders, at least I belong here.

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Have the name Riley
Can't live up to the phrase "Living the life of Riley"
Name also apparently means "Valiant" as well
I'm an anxious little insignificant fuck who has never done anything brace

>name means gift from god
>am burden

>name is sean
>not a drop of irish blood in me
>tfw slav named sean

>paul
>small
>193cm tall
hmm

>named Martin
>means dedicated to the god of war Mars
>am a manlet, who is bothered by violence
or
>Saint Martin is a compassionate roman soldier who gave half of his cape to a homeless(the Christ disguised, actually)
>am a egoist and patronizing guy

>>38682168
>is a grown man
>still goes by the version of his name intended for 6 year olds

>>38682289
Only appropriate for a robot manchild.

Name Savas
Means War
Doesn't really apply, but everyone thinks I'm a fucking turkroach even tho I'm turbogerman

>>38682289
>>38682293
Thanks, I love you both too. Want an Andy hug? I hear they're great.

>>38682343
Unless you enjoy taking it in the ass or are a small child your name is Andrew.

>>38682362
>telling me what my name is
Are you the guy who built Google+ by any chance?

>>38682395
What do you think Andy is short for you retard? If your name is Matt your name is Matthew. If your name is Bob your name is Robert. If your name is Aly your name is Alison. If your name is Jess your name is Jessica. Just because your name has a short form for children doesn't mean the actual name disappears.

> name is kyle
> im not gay

>turkroach
>German
what's the difference?

>>38682431
how the hell is bob short for robert? the f*ck is wrong with you americans?

>name means 'God strengthens'
>agnostic
k

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>atheist
>name is johannes
>means god it pitiful
just why

>>38682449
Probably because some 3 year old retread couldn't say Rs and said Bs instead.

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>>38681937
>name is Melvin
>usually applies to nerdy uncool guys that girls don't like and other guys make fun of

Haha. I know what you mean op. My name doesn't fit at all. It's like my parents wanted people to think I was a geek. wtf

hahaha

>>38682431
The fact that my name is derived from Andrew doesn't make my birth certificate magically change.
You also have to be a very special kind of autist to think longer names make you manlier, but seeing as I named my dick Mr. William Richard Dumblecock the Fourth I probably shouldn't be throwing stones.

>patrick
>means patrician
>actually a peasant

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>>38681937
Time to end it boys.

>>38682495
Short forms for names are literally designed for children who are learning to speak. If your parents are dumb enough to name you a childhood nickname I'm sorry. But it's the equivalent of a girl being named princess or sunshine. You will always be looked down on for using a child name. It's probably why you're here.

>>38681937
>Name means 'honest'
>compulsive liar

>>38682495
theres no way they put a nickname on an official government document

>>38682507
I'm so sorry. I don't know why Slav parents think this is a good idea. This and Igor just translate SO poorly.

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>>38682507
Why not lead an Asian land war or two before killing yourself?

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>name means small moose
>not a moose
>not small
what did I do to deserve this

>>38682513
Okay, you've made me curious. What's your name?

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>>38682554
I'm too far gone, my insanity has won.

> everyone calls me fag
> actually bisexual

>>38682654
you are a fag for phoneposting

>>38682606
In English (US) Max in Russian (and EU) Maxim

>Alfred
>means Elf Council

>skyrim belongs to the nords

>daniel
>don't even believe in god

>>38682657
You are a beta bitch boy and most likely ugly

>>38682673
And you think people would take you more seriously if you called yourself Maximilian?

>tfw name is Chad
>tfw biggest robot on r9k

>>38682673

if your last name is faggot then you do not belong in this thread as you have a perfectly suitable name

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>my parents sure are some good jokesters

>>38682711
The orgin of Maximillian is actually Maxim. Max is rooted in Hebrew (Maxim) as was adopted by Romans (Maximilian) So if I wanted to go by my full name I would go by Maxim. Maximilian comes across as more childish to me than either of the other two option anyway. But in America people are retards with non American sounding names and always say shit like "oh like the magazine hur durr" or and think themselves original and funny. In America I just share a name with everyones dead childhood dog.

>Matthew
>"Gift of God"

What did my parents mean by this?

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>>38682804
The rabbit hole goes deeper than you think, kid.

>>38682841
It's pretty self explanatory. You are the embodiment of some of the traits that God most cherishes such as celibacy and meekness.

>God's gift to the world
>Generally foster a self-centered, perfectionist, narcissistic personality and ostracize myself from my peers on a daily basis
What did God mean by this?

>>38682859
The root of Maxim appears in the Torah which predates Roman society but okay the romans invented it sure.

>>38682896
Would I be wrong in assuming you are a self diagnosed psychopath who lives with his divorced mother?

>>38681937
>named Cameron
>means crooked or bent nose
I'm not a Jew and my nose is fine.

>>38682708
yes and?
welcome to /r9k/ kid

>>38682904
Citation? You actually made me search and I failed to find any such appearance. The etymology of "maximus" isn't even vaguely Hebrew as far as I can tell.

Anyway, I think we can both agree your "name" is a diminutive intended for children and you're either immature or homosexual for not calling yourself Maximus like a real man would.

>>38681937
>Name is Rex
>Means "king" in Latin
>Not actually a king, don't have any power over plebeian normies

>>38682999
Root q-s-m appears many times in the Bible, also in Aramaic and Arabic.

It appears at least four times in the Torah: twice in Numbers Chapter 22, verse 7 and Chapter 23, verse 23; and twice in Deuteronomy Chapter 18, verses 10 and 14.

Maxim is the full form, which I call myself everywhere but the US because Americans don't do well with foreign names.

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>named Hugo
>means "Bright in Mind and Spirit" or "intelligence"
>am highly intelligent

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>>38681937
>name is norse and means wanderer
>be a lazy fuck who never leaves the house

>>38681937
>name is emily
>don't know what it memes
>born intersex with ambiguous globs in place of ovaries and extremely masculine
>name is incredibly flowery

How much do I have to pay people to start calling me Randy?

>>38683110
I'm not a linguist but it doesn't seem like Maximus is related to that root. Are there any actual linguists that share your opinion?

>>38683237
You don't have to pay people, you just have to pay your government.

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>>38681937
>name is Constantine
>strong, firm, alpha genes, leader
>am all of them

>>38683259
I don't know about linguists but that's where Juden who educated me say it was from. The root for the Hebrew is definitely in the Torah as cited. Weather the Roman name comes from that I cannot claim with any certainty. The only claim I can make is that the Torah definitely predates Roman society.

>>38683279
My friends and family have all but told me to go fuck myself if I think they'll learn a new name for me.

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>>38681937
>name Amir
>means prince
>be poor as fuck

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>>38683284
Please for the love of God tell me that's a picture of you.

>>38683353
It's crop from a photo that was posted here a while back

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>means generous
>i'm a sad, bitter person

>>38681937
My name is Christopher
I'm agnostic

>>38681937
>name is sun
>pale as fuck and shuts the blinds close
>parents still name my room the "bear cave" because of darkness and stench

>>38681937
>name is chris
>means follower of christ
>be fedora tier atheist

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>named Raul
>is born a Leo from the sun
>name comes from the Egyptian sun god "Ra"
>very sexual name for Hispanics

I am complete pussy magnet, I've had about 5 gfs this year yet I remain unhappy with my life, please help me

>>38683569
Would most people not have a hard time naming their kid a "very sexual name"?

>>38683596
It was supposed to be a hand me down name from my grandpa and uncle.
Besides being a pussy magnet in a Hispanic family is something you HAVE to be. Or else those novelas from telemundo never have meaning

>>38683717
I guess it must just be the Mexican version of chad.

>>38683569
Comes from "amen-ra" which said after prayers. You're a sex god senpai

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>Pauli
>a form of Paulus meaning small
>am a 171 cm manlet

Fuck

>>38681937
>name is Jacob
>my mother liked Jewish men so she named me a Jew

>>>38682548
Said properly Ivan and Igor aren't bad names.

>all these people using urban dictionary

>>38681977
sounds like too much chillax for Max

>Named Zeus by Mythology geeky parents
>Am a twink

No one understands me

>>38681937
>angel
>grandparents, parents and me are all atheists
Absolutely made me think.

>>38681937
> gift of Yah / graced by Yah
> actually a curse and burden

>>38681937
>My name, read backwards, is Shy Bot.
I'm destined for robotdom. Name is Tobiasz, pronounced Tobyash btw.

>>38681937
> Chad
>from Anglo-Saxon/Welsh Ceadda, from Welsh cad
> means "battle"
> fights usually turn out to be massacres
> there is no real competition for getting babes
> where is the battle?

>>38682025

Schastlivy??

>>38682896

Adeodatus?

>>38682217
Yury is a good name.

>>38682047
What were you hoping for? Did you expect him to unname you and drive down to the dept of records to name you isaac?

I wanted to be named mathew because a cool kid from my church was named mathew. Tfw I realized mathew had autism