>be talking to friend that I made in uni
>talking about philosophy or some dumb shit
>suddenly I get a message that is completely off topic
>his roasty gf just sent some retarded shit to derail the conversation
>last thing sent is a picture of them both laying in bed together
>she has a shit eating grin
>no response in the last 30 min so I assume that they are probably fucking
And I'm just here in my room drinking alone. Why does life go out of its way to make me feel alone?
Print out the picture, cum on it, then send her a picture of that. What a cuntnugget.
>>38676295
your not a real robot unless you do this OP, post results
>>38676295
can't print it out because I already deleted the message and I don't have her contact info
>>38676361
Why would I want to be a "real robot"?
She wanted that dick, senpai. If you want to stay up all night talking to him, you fuck him.
Seriously though, if you had a gf all over your business, would you have kept talking to him?
>>38676795I would, but he doesn't swing that way
>>38676881
Oh... mate. Stop doing it to yourself. Straight crushes are part and parcel, but you'll send yourself loopy doing this.
>>38677076
it's cool, most of my friends know I'm bi and one night after one to many drinks I guess I kind mentioned that he was cute but we agreed to keep things platontic (cause he's not into dudes and we were pretty good friends)