"heh, another one enters my domain. You look... suffici

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>>38674832
equip blue helmet (+90 defense)

>>38674832
why the fuck does he look like Neville from NFS Carbon

> unsheath my Albion.
> your sword cracks at the sight of my 6150 high carbon steel blade tempered to perfection.

Heh, don't bring a cold steel to a Albion fight kid.

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>>38674832
Sorry, kid, hate to burst your bubble.

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heh, you think your power can match my speed?
>quickly amputates your arms with astounding precision
you thought wrong, kid.

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Heh...you're too slow to keep up with me!

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>>38674832
Foolish....

...HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNGGAWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHWHMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWONGAWONGAOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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>>38674832
*summons a dire goblin to flank you*

*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personell kid...

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i cast an MS paint cock spell

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>>38674832
Haha i thought I'd have to use my sword for a second there. Didn't anyone ever teach you not to fight in such confined spaces? Tch. You're like a canary in a coal mine
*BBRRRAAAAAAAAPP*

>>38675209
I'm not even into body hair, but she is incredibly attractive to me for some reason.