>just got guaranteed NEET life from my parents after attempting

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>>38672778
congratulations on being a nigger

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>>38672778
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU NEET

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>>38672791
>tfw i'm a nigger appearance-wise but I still haven't reached neet status

>>38672778
you're such a pice of shit, your parents deserve better

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the neet life is great, isnt it? aah

>>38672778
To do...what, exactly?

There's that one NEET Pepe guy who posts all the time how he's learning foreign languages and shit...but we all know that MAYBE 1 in 1000 of you NEET fucks actually retains any dignity in it.

The other 999 are shut-ins playing video games and surfing the internet. And jerking off - oh, absolutely, there's lots of jerking off.

Do SOMETHING with your fucking time if you're too resentful of others to work for a living. Make art. Write poetry. Get the other NEETS in your neighborhood together and put on a play in the old barn like fucking Spanky and Alfalfa. Grow a fucking garden. SOMETHING.

>>38672827
iktfb. hopefully i can neet in a few years if investment plans go well

Holy shit I feel so baad for your parents. They should have let you die.

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>>38672791
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>>38673039
t. salty wagecucks
My parents love me, so I'm ready to receive my GBPs!

How did you attempt suicide OP? Were you bluffing or did you actually go through with it?

>>38672964
What's wrong, wagie? Is a lack of entropy wrestling with your mind? Always in motion, huh? Can't slow down and enjoy things or else Mr. Noseberg will fire you.

>>38672940

I'm not bothered by these threads, but is this all someone on autismbux really makes? A little over $100 a week? Or is this just a shitty image?

I live in a very effective place for cost of living and couldn't figure out a way to live on this.

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These neet threads aren't fun anymore. They die so quickly and people take then too seriously. I remember when they used to go on and on for ages now they die after 5 replies

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>>38672778
>Forcefeed

I usually just call it breakfast. What do you call going for a walk; slave marching?

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>>38673921
That doesn't even look like a normal kitchen. That looks like a teachers lounge or break area. Is this from a b budget porn or something?

>>38673862
as a former wagie that knows his place i miss them too. i miss having it explained to me just how shit my situation is and how much better theirs it

>>38673921

I get the forcefeed thing. I don't really like breakfast in general, but if I had the time to naturally wake up and get hungry, I might eat it.

But in the hour or so I give myself to get ready for work, I never get hungry. It's around 2-3 hours in at best that I start feeling like I need food. Realistically I should wake up hungry, but I don't, so it's either no breakfast or force myself to eat, whichever I prefer. Normally I wait until lunch.

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>>38674080
Ehh I'm on the opposite side of the fence. I can't imagine just being at home all day. Makes it less special I guess. But I also have a job that I enjoy and it makes the weekend come up about as fast as the weekday. One of the lucky few I suppose

>>38674116
>not scheduling your life so you can wake up with no alarm and have plenty of time to make food before you go

>>38674116
I get the force feed thing I've seen alot of college kids do it. Shovel stuff down before they're fully awake. I don't eat breakfast at all. My routine is I have an alarm at 6am 7am and do on until 10 am. Whenever I wake up and am not actually tired I'll put on clothes in about ten minutes and be out the door. Drive about 75mph for an hour to work. Clock put at 430 and speed back home. Vidya, family time rinse and repeat until friday

>>38674145

There's no comfortable way for me to schedule my life without an alarm. I have to be at work at around 9. If I wasn't a "wagie" on salary, maybe I could, but still. I'd rather get a full night's sleep, skip breakfast, and head off to the office instead of waking up early enough to get hungry. I go to bed between 11-12, and sleep a nice 8 hours.

>>38674314
If I only worked five hours a day maybe I'd do the same.

I legitimately forgot I'd slipped into r9k again for a minute, where no one is over 25 yet.

>>38674430
I'm 24 and work as an aero engineer. I'm supposed to be at work by 8 everyday but showing up at 10 or so won't hurt me. As long as it doesn't effect my work. Which they have pretty low standards of how much much work you need to do

>>38674757

I'm a high level marketing exec for a major company. If you're not lying, you'd know that coming to work two hours late every day because "you didn't set an alarm and wanted to have plenty of time to make food" wouldn't fly.

>>38674907
It's not from not setting my alarm or messing around. It's just when I decide I want to wake up and get to work. Idk what your job entails but marketing doesn't sound very fun to me. Neither doesn't being an executive..at my company it seems like the execs have no idea what's really going on

Not shitposting and getting paid for it lmao.
All I did today was sit on my fat ass reimaging some laptops and picking up some equipment from a conference. I am finishing in 10 mins where I can go home and shower. And guess what it isnt even 4 pm.

Im a comfy wageslave

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>>38672964
shut up you dumb brainwashed slave, controlled by guilt society.
japanete neets could give a damn about marathoning dark souls for years and jerking off to little girls, because of shame society. as long as they dont have to see brain-dead idiots calling them names, thery dont give a fuck, but you, lol, pathetic losers, can't get away from your guilt society brainwashing, it will haunt you in your dreams.

>>38672964
to wait for death, i do not belong in this world and it does not want me so i will not contribute anything other than a funeral to it

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>>38672778
Congratulations and welcome to the club OP