Ok r9k, let's test how smart you all are. How would you

>>38672062
>one month to prepare
jack the elevator key first chance I get, take the elevator straight to the first floor the moment flames burst out, making sure to use the key to prevent it from stopping on other floors.

>>38672097
This or just rappel down the elevator shaft or basejump off the roof.

>>38672062
One month after my prep time starts, I would take an elevator to the first floor and wait there until the fire starts. Then I would exit the building. Escapeded

I would have called the fire department a few days before and warned them of a disgruntled employee and ask that they be on the ready. They would have people waiting for an arsen then when things caught fire they'd react. Simple

Show up holding a fire extinguisher, wearing a a firesuit and a parachute.

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>>38672062
Jokes on you, I actually started the fire.

Also the 2nd arc of death note after L dies I insanely worse than the first arc.

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>>38672062
Wingsuit out of a window like a badass.

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>>38672062
Grab a chair and jump out a window and then jump off the chair just before it hits the ground

>>38672356
Watched Death Note, honestly I think the show dropped off immensely after Light put himself in prison. Also knew L died before I even started watching. r.i.p

>>38672062
>How would you survive a tower being caught on fire (like Grenfell tower) and you're on the 20+ floor
Just leave the instant the alarms started. The residents were instructed to stay put in their apartments and died as a result.

>>38672062
long ass rope

>>38672062
Jump out the window with a parachute, this isn't shitposting but it sure is a shit post

>>38672062
B.A.S.E

>>38673388
>The residents were instructed to stay put in their apartments and died as a result.
Fucking brilliant, whoever called that one

Just not go to the tower on the day of the fire and call the fire department. Or, if I have to be stuck, buy climbing gear and practice for month I have to prepare.

>>38672062
I would strap myself up with fire extinguishers and face the flames

>>38672062
>posts anime
well we already know you're not smart

>>38673928
>mocks people on r9k
we already know you're retarded.

>>38673960
>gets mad over pixels
we already know you have a low af self esteem

>>38672062
I'd procrastinate preparations and panic when it actually happens. I'd get myself caught on fire and rub myself on a qt coworker receptionist to try to stop the flames. I'd throw firefighters out the windows while screaming "SAVE YOURSELF"

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>>38672062
Probably just fucking die

>>38672062
Buy a fire extinguisher, carry it around, go down the stairs. This doesn't really seem that complicated.

>>38674033
how in the hell was that original?

>>38673994
You're projecting and assuming that everyone is a loser virgin like you. The only indicator to low self-esteem here would be how you genuinely believe the autistic shit you're saying is going to offend someone.

>>38672062
Let myself burn to death because i was always too pussy to kill myself.
Now i can just do what i always do, sit and wait for something to happen.
Finally id be good at something.

>>38672062
Too easy, just use a paracute and jump out the window

>>38672062
Hire some anons to fly a plane near the tower. Then when the fire starts, I'll break the nearest window and jump into the plane. After acting out the iconic Bane scene, we'll chant inspiring anime quotes as we crash into the burning mess.

>>38672062
>buy fireman suit
>run down thru stairs
>exit safely
Ezpz lol

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>>38672062
Coat the surrounding area in pig lard, throw bacon at anyone who dares approach. Simple, really.

>>38672062
Call the fire department 5 minutes in advance.

>>38674248
Damn I feel like an idiot, I was going to say parachute.

>>38672062
i would move to the first floor
checkmate atheists

>>38673717
>How would you survive getting caught
>I wouldn't get caught
Come on now